Naruto Comedy What you got?

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Itachi Uchiha's nightpost. "Uggggghhhhh.
Mondays." he groaned.
He got up, and yawned. He looked at the
poster of him and Sasuke. He picked a
purple dart from his box, and threw it,
landing straight on Sasuke's face.
He walked to the bathroom, and knocked
on the door. No answer. "Come on! Open
up!" he yelled.
Itachi used his MS Sharingan to teleport in,
but it just made him feel sick.
Inside, was Deidara, playing with himself,
ony using his mouths on his hands!
"Deidara! What the hell!" Itachi shrieked in
horror. Deidara gasped, and ran out. Itachi
mumbled. "Damn homo."
 

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Naruto randomness series
 

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Itachi: Why can't the snake run away?
Oro: Why, Itachi-kun?
Itachi: Because he had no hands
Oro: kuku....kuu. I get it, not only is the snake only able to crawl on it's stomach but you're making an allusion to the time that you cut my hand off.

Itachi: (to Sasuke) Knock, Knock!
Sasuke: Who's there nii-san?
Itachi: ......
Sasuke: well who's there..
Itachi: Sorry Sasuke next time (taps him on his forehead)
 
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