Naruto Comedy What you got?

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Whats the similarity between orochimaru and nintendo DS's? Little boys turn them on..

Yo mamma's so ugly jiraiya turned gay...

Yo mamma's so ugly she joined the anbu so she could wear a mask....
 

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kurama: you want to know somthin
naruto: is it about the whiskers on my face
kurama: yes
naruto: sure
kurama: well ok umm kushina has me chained up
naruto: my mom? what does she have anything to do with this
kurama: well umm the reason why i was chained up i sort of ummm had a little "fun"
naruto: fun.... WTF YOU ****** MY MOM
kurama: yep and proud of it
 
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Konan, tsunade, and Mei are halving a party. They have some sake and get a little buzzed. Naturally the question comes up
tsunade: so girls how is the *** life going?
mei: im not sure. it always starts well but the guy says something, i blackout and i dont see him any more.
tsunade: well that sucks
mei: what about you
tsunade: im old. how do you think it's going?
mei: your a cugar arnt you?
tsunade:.........so konan? what about you?
konan: well. nagato always screams when we do it
tsunade/mei: Whoooo!!! that's amayzing!!! he likes it that much?
konan: girls....papercuts....
tsunade/mei: -_-
 
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