Naruto Comedy What you got?

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kurama: you want to know somthin
naruto: is it about the whiskers on my face
kurama: yes
naruto: sure
kurama: well ok umm kushina has me chained up
naruto: my mom? what does she have anything to do with this
kurama: well umm the reason why i was chained up i sort of ummm had a little "fun"
naruto: fun.... WTF YOU ****** MY MOM
kurama: yep and proud of it
 
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Konan, tsunade, and Mei are halving a party. They have some sake and get a little buzzed. Naturally the question comes up
tsunade: so girls how is the *** life going?
mei: im not sure. it always starts well but the guy says something, i blackout and i dont see him any more.
tsunade: well that sucks
mei: what about you
tsunade: im old. how do you think it's going?
mei: your a cugar arnt you?
tsunade:.........so konan? what about you?
konan: well. nagato always screams when we do it
tsunade/mei: Whoooo!!! that's amayzing!!! he likes it that much?
konan: girls....papercuts....
tsunade/mei: -_-
 
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