A long time ago...
in a forum far, far away
*clicks on Star Wars Opening Theme*
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The corridor had a dark purple tinge as Faceless moved as quietly and quickly as he could through the long hallway. It was nearly midnight and Faceless hoped that most of the 'slaves' were fast asleep. See, he didn't sign up for this kind of mission so why should he be doing these kinds of missions? Two reasons. One, he was in fact the only other member of the new Ishida group and since he was lower in rank than his senior officer, Tenzu, he had to follow orders. Two, with the best intentions, he promised to his late grandpapa that he'd change the fate of the forum forever.
Faceless arrived to a flight of stairs when something made him jump.
*telephone ringtone* I'M A BARBIE GIRL IN A BARBIE WORRRRLLLLD!!! LIFE IN PLASTIC, ITS FANTAS-
Faceless quickly silenced his phone and answered the call. Tenzu's voice screamed at his ears.
"Yo, Faceless," Tenzu said. "How's your end going?"
"Well, I was about to storm the front, but you decided to announce my existence to the whole world!" Faceless replied angrily. " Anyways how are you doing at Squatala!'s camp?"
"Well, the guard dogs are dead and so are the pet animals. Now I only need to poison the hamster to eliminate the last of my witnesses."
"WHAT? How many times do I have to tell you, kill the FISHES first!" Faceless sighed. "Well I'm all good here... I'm just trying to find out where the main lounge is so I can graffiti it already. So quit the chit-chat already and finish your part."
"FINE! Over and out."
Faceless puts away his phone and tries to find out where the f*ck he is. He examines a sign on the wall that reads 'LOUNGE TO THE LEFT'. He smirked and went to the right.
He kept moving foward until he reached a dark purple door that reads on the front 'BiBI's room, trespassers will be castrated.'
"This must be the lounge!" said the moronic loser and went in.
As he entered the dark room, his phone started vibrating and so he picked up the phone
"OK, what now Tenzu?"
Suddenly, the lights went on and Faceless saw exactly how screwed he was.
"Uhh... I can explain."
BiBi was nowhere to be found, but instead almost every single of the highest-ranking slaves were awaiting Faceless' arrival. Zanji, SweetSasuke, Bishamon, Hellsbadass, and even the mascot, eLiAs.
"Hey man, What's wrong?" Tenzu asked through the phone.
Faceless replied with a sincere heart. "We may be f*cked, sir."
Faceless' scream was so freaking loud... it was heard from the farthest corners of the NarutoBase Forums.
Elsewhere...
Suddenly, Barack Obama blinks.
"What's wrong, Mr. President?"
"Hmm?! Nothing.. a disturbance, I sense.
[size=+3]-End of Part One-[/size]
in a forum far, far away
*clicks on Star Wars Opening Theme*
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[/size]At the dawn of the twenty-first century, the peace of the forums of NarutoBase had come to an abrupt halt as a new queen was crowned over the forums. Her name was BiBi and she ruled the Forums with an iron fist. Those who invoked her wrath were brutally tortured by her own personal army, BiBi's Slaves and no one stood a chance. Not until a man called TOBI! and somehow how he was immune to BiBi's "hotness". After many months of funding and recruiting some badass people, TOBI! established the rebel group "Squatala!" and had opposed the Queen of the Forums ever since. Although not a single conflict has erupted between the two clans, for the sake of the pathetic forum villagers, another group has emerged to do what is necessary. The group, only known as Ishida, had commenced their Operation I.D.I.O.T (Ishida Defensive Intelligence Operative Team) and had sworn that they would make the two major clans launch an all-out war that'd ravish the forum land. It is, of course for the best. At this moment, Ishida officer, 'The Faceless Shinobi', sneaks into Queen BiBi's Crown Palace...
The corridor had a dark purple tinge as Faceless moved as quietly and quickly as he could through the long hallway. It was nearly midnight and Faceless hoped that most of the 'slaves' were fast asleep. See, he didn't sign up for this kind of mission so why should he be doing these kinds of missions? Two reasons. One, he was in fact the only other member of the new Ishida group and since he was lower in rank than his senior officer, Tenzu, he had to follow orders. Two, with the best intentions, he promised to his late grandpapa that he'd change the fate of the forum forever.
Faceless arrived to a flight of stairs when something made him jump.
*telephone ringtone* I'M A BARBIE GIRL IN A BARBIE WORRRRLLLLD!!! LIFE IN PLASTIC, ITS FANTAS-
Faceless quickly silenced his phone and answered the call. Tenzu's voice screamed at his ears.
"Yo, Faceless," Tenzu said. "How's your end going?"
"Well, I was about to storm the front, but you decided to announce my existence to the whole world!" Faceless replied angrily. " Anyways how are you doing at Squatala!'s camp?"
"Well, the guard dogs are dead and so are the pet animals. Now I only need to poison the hamster to eliminate the last of my witnesses."
"WHAT? How many times do I have to tell you, kill the FISHES first!" Faceless sighed. "Well I'm all good here... I'm just trying to find out where the main lounge is so I can graffiti it already. So quit the chit-chat already and finish your part."
"FINE! Over and out."
Faceless puts away his phone and tries to find out where the f*ck he is. He examines a sign on the wall that reads 'LOUNGE TO THE LEFT'. He smirked and went to the right.
He kept moving foward until he reached a dark purple door that reads on the front 'BiBI's room, trespassers will be castrated.'
"This must be the lounge!" said the moronic loser and went in.
As he entered the dark room, his phone started vibrating and so he picked up the phone
"OK, what now Tenzu?"
Suddenly, the lights went on and Faceless saw exactly how screwed he was.
"Uhh... I can explain."
BiBi was nowhere to be found, but instead almost every single of the highest-ranking slaves were awaiting Faceless' arrival. Zanji, SweetSasuke, Bishamon, Hellsbadass, and even the mascot, eLiAs.
"Hey man, What's wrong?" Tenzu asked through the phone.
Faceless replied with a sincere heart. "We may be f*cked, sir."
Faceless' scream was so freaking loud... it was heard from the farthest corners of the NarutoBase Forums.
Elsewhere...
Suddenly, Barack Obama blinks.
"What's wrong, Mr. President?"
"Hmm?! Nothing.. a disturbance, I sense.
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