Naruto 695 Rewritten

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From Surt's fiery domain doeth Sasuke maketh, to engulf its prey in crimson flame ablaze, and seize the hunter's victory for the day, but lo! and behold, in Naruto's back the falcon makes way, to pierce its prey with the lightning talons of Chidori's blade.

But as the guile fox's senses hold sway, to the coming of the azure blade, he scoffs it off with forceful sway, thrusting him to the waterway.

And from this enterprise doeth the hunter maketh a suit of living armor, brandishing forth a salient sword with intent to devour.

But as the prey sees forth the imminent woe in harm's way , a spark of light from his bosom's core came forth, a shield with Escutcheon-born cloak made.

And when the whip of its tail did clash against the turquoise blade's hue, the land's solemnity turned awash from the water's violent mood.

So begins the playing of the Muses with their lyrical tune, to awaken Mnemosyne from her slumber, the power they need from their mother, in Naruto and Sasuke's minds to bloom.

From days long past, where things are sleeping shadows of forgotten lore, their childhoods with bittersweet memories they bore, up until their present sojourns.

(Scene: Inside the psychic plane)

Sasuke: Why doest thou naught take the initiative? if thou continues in thine action's course, thou shalt be under Atropos's mercy soon.

Naruto: I wish naught to take the breath of life from thee....

Sasuke: ....

Naruto: But to save thee from the eternal solitude in thy mind doest now reign.

(The battle continues)

Naruto: This stage that thou hast chosen in mutual affection we hold, 'tis naught the reason why you and I haveth come here? for our differences be resolveth.

(A giant explosion, the scene switches inside the psychic plane once more)

Sasuke: Be not so loud like Banshees wail at twilight's mourn, the children that in thy memory liveth, is standing here no more.

Sasuke: Thy grief, thy joy, thy love I knoweth them all, as thou should knoweth mine, Naruto...


Naruto 695 End.
 
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I don't know what everybody is talking about. I like this better than your last thread (mainly because it rhymes)
 

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Perhaps you should make a washed down, less convoluted, less baffling version of this thread in plain english that would be fathomable to those of us who suck at english :(
 

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This is how the last Naruto vs Sasuke conversation went

Sasuke: Darkness Darkness Revolution Darkness Darkness Darkness Itachi Darkness Darkness Darkness

Naruto:..............

Sasuke: Darkness Darkness Itachi Darkness Darkness Darkness Itachi Darkness Darkness Darkness

Naruto: .............?

Sasuke: Darkness Darkness Darkness Darkness Darkness Darkness Itachi Darkness Darkness Darkness!!!

Naruto: Friendship Friendship Friendship Friendship Itachi Friendship Friendship Friendship Friendship!!!
 

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From Surt's fiery domain doeth Sasuke maketh, to engulf its prey in crimson flame ablaze, and seize the hunter's victory for the day, but lo! and behold, in Naruto's back the falcon makes way, to pierce its prey with the lightning talons of Chidori's blade.

But as the guile fox's senses hold sway, to the coming of the azure blade, he scoffs it off with forceful sway, thrusting him to the waterway.

And from this enterprise doeth the hunter maketh a suit of living armor, brandishing forth a salient sword with intent to devour.

But as the prey sees forth the imminent woe in harm's way , a spark of light from his bosom's core came forth, a shield with Escutcheon-born cloak made.

And when the whip of its tail did clash against the turquoise blade's hue, the land's solemnity turned awash from the water's violent mood.

So begins the playing of the Muses with their lyrical tune, to awaken Mnemosyne from her slumber, the power they need from their mother, in Naruto and Sasuke's minds to bloom.

From days long past, where things are sleeping shadows of forgotten lore, their childhoods with bittersweet memories they bore, up until their present sojourns.


(Scene: Inside the psychic plane)

Sasuke: Why doest thou naught take the initiative? if thou continues in thine action's course, thou shalt be under Atropos's mercy soon.

Naruto: I wish naught to take the breath of life from thee....

Sasuke: ....

Naruto: But to save thee from the eternal solitude in thy mind doest now reign.

(The battle continues)

Naruto: This stage that thou hast chosen in mutual affection we hold, 'tis naught the reason why you and I haveth come here? for our differences be resolveth.

(A giant explosion, the scene switches inside the psychic plane once more)

Sasuke: Be not so loud like Banshees wail at twilight's mourn, the children that in thy memory liveth, is standing here no more.

Sasuke: Thy grief, thy joy, thy love I knoweth them all, as thou should knoweth mine, Naruto...


Naruto 695 End.

Thee foretellin' is that alike of a sublime thought
Tis expected as moonlight, when full moon blooms
Hence, I thanked, and I also would yive rep, yif I could
As intentions nere to haven dette, for now... I shall waiten arowe prophecy of thou.

...damn. Middle English is really hard for me. I guess you're up, Sir Derp... the way you put it is way more poetic, I like it.
 

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Perhaps you should make a washed down, less convoluted, less baffling version of this thread in plain english that would be fathomable to those of us who suck at english :(

Dude every time I see your post. I feel there is a bug on my screen.
 

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XD that way of talking, reminds me of the pirate era!!

Drproof has been here since 2010 so no kid.

Drproof showed up on late 2013, tho his account was made on 2012
 
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10/10 would read entire Naruto story if written like this.
 
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