Translation for the Oroike No kUtsu Part
Page 1
1 Naruto: E-he-he-he-he
2 Jiraiya: Unn⎯
3 Caption: The Fanbook Tradition ? A Special Manga illustrated by Kishimoto-sensei!
Title: Kai no Sho: The New Ero-Ninjutsu Perfected!
Naruto: Huh?
FX: Sputter, sputter (pusu pusu - fire going out)
4 Naruto: Hey, the fire went out!
5 Naruto: Pervy Sage! Can you light the fire again with your Katon Jutsu?
Can?t eat this thing half-raw?
Jiraiya: Unn⎯?
6 Jiraiya: Hold on a moment ?
I?m just about to get a mental picture of my idea here?
Naruto: Can?t you do that after lunch?!
I?m starving from all the training!
Page 2
1 Jiraiya: Let?s see? this character?
mumble, mumble
Naruto: ?.
FX: Gyu-ru-ru-ru-ru-ru (Naruto?s stomach growling)
2 Naruto: Fire!! Fire!! Fire!! Fire!! Light the fire!!
FX: Guwa (fists up sfx)
3: Jiraiya: Daah!! You just made me lose my train of thought!
FX: Kah (anger sfx)
Jiraiya: Are you trying to ruin my masterpiece?!!
4 Naruto: All you ever write are those crappy books that don?t sell anyways!
FX: Kah (anger sfx)
Naruto: Lunch is way more important that those books!!!
5 Jiraiya: Ahhh!! Ahhh!! How dare you say that, Naruto!
Just for that, I?m not going to listen to you!
Jiyara: As a punishment for mocking your Master,
no lunch!!
End of discussion!!
I?m going into my concentration mode,
so you can forget about talking to me!!!
6 Naruto: Nu-gu-gu-gu (growling)
FX: Puru (shaking in anger)
7 Naruto (thinking): Dammit!! If that?s how it?s gonna be?!!!
FX: Suh (making a hand sign)
Page 3
1 Naruko: Sir Pervy Sage~~~ <3
Won?t you light the fire? <3 (uses super sexy voice)
FX: Bon
4 FX: Kyepi⎯ (sparkle eyes!)
5 Jiraiya: Katon-Ryuuka no Jutsu!!!
(Katon ? Dragon-fire Jutsu!!!)
6 Naruto: Oh yeah! Toasty roasted with one shot!
FX: Ju-u-u (sizzle)
FX: moku moku (billowing smoke)
Jiraiya (thinking): Shoots, I over did it?
Page 4
1 Naruko: Yay-!
Jiraiya: ???
Jiraiya (thinking): What a pity? Truly regrettable!
Just a little more and it would have been a perfect match with my mental picture of my book?s heroine?
2 Naruto: Itadakima-su! (Thank you for the food!)
FX: Bon (releases jutsu)
Jiraiya: Wait a sec, Naruto!
In exchange for lighting the fire?
3 Jiraiya: It?s your turn to light the fires of my literary inspiration!
FX: Shubi (Thumbs up! sfx)
Naruto: Why are you acting all smug and talking like a big shot?
They?re just a bunch of boring books anyways.
4 Naruto: A thong?! (T/N: It?s called a ?T-back? in Japan, because it looks like a ?T? from the backside)
Naruto: What the heck is that?!
5 Jiraiya: A thong! You know, the one that?s shaped like the letter ?T? and wedged between the butt-cheeks?
Jiraiya: You know, like this!
caption (on the butt-cheeks): Gui (sound of the strap digging in)
FX: Kui-kui (hand motions the letter ?T?)
Naruto: Oh? that, huh. The one riding up the ass, right?
FX: Suh (making a hand sign)
Naruto (thinking): He sure is loud?
6 Naruto: Alright ? here it goes. Henge!!
Jiraiya: Thong!!!
Page 5
1 FX: Bon
Sumo Naruto: Dosukoi!!! (a call used by sumo wrestlers)
FX: Gui (sound of the strap digging in? [T/N: oh, this is so wrong?])
2 Jiraiya: !!
FX: Ga-n (utter disappointment sfx)
FX: Dosa (thump - falls down on the ground)
Jiraiya: Nu-o-o-o!!!
3 Jiraiya: So wrong!
FX: botsu.. (mutter)
FX: Muku (sound of getting up)
Page 6
1 Naruto: What?
2 Jiraiya: That?s a mawashi!!
Jiraiya: I wanted a pretty gal, not a sumo wrestler!!! Besides?
3 Jiraiya: A thong!! A thong!! A thong!! A thong!! A thong!!!
Gimme a girl with a thong!!
4 Naruto: Da-h!! Shut up!!
Old man, you keep going on about this thong?
Jiraiya: A thong!! A thong!!!
5 FX: Don (Bam)
Jiraiya: T?
6 Naruto/FX: (small letters) Dosukoi!
Naruto: K-O
FX: Zazah..
Caption: This was how the strict and difficult training continued during those 3 years.
Caption: The New Ero-Ninjutsu Perfected!! ? The End
