I Just Died
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I was talking to this guy with the username Forte and it started out fine until he decided to make things complicated... Who is right me or him?
Conversation Start:
Me Him
I'm sorry you're dead.
I'm sorry your alive...
I'm neither alive, nor am I dead. I'm not anything, nor am I nothing. I am not anywhere, nor am I nowhere. I am not anyone, nor am I no one.
So then your Plasma?
I am not solid, nor am I liquid, nor am I gas, nor am I plasma, nor am I Bose Einstein.
You aren't anything or nothing, because nothing is something. Like you said before...
My not so intelligent conclusion is you're just there...
But I reuse for that to be my final answer. Do you eat?
I do not eat, nor do I produce. I do not exist, yet I am always there.
Good thing you said you didn't eat or else my answer would have been: You eat therefore you are.
You aren't an element...
Do you think?
I have already told you what I am, yet you are too blind to see... I am Forte.
Really? Last time I checked the word Forte had a meaning.
Forte [fawrt, fohrt or, for 1, fawr-tey]
noun
1. a person's strong suit, or most highly developed characteristic, talent, or skill; something that one excels in: I don't know what her forte is, but it's not music. Synonyms: talent, skill, excellence, strength, strong point, specialty, proficiency; knack, bent.
2. the stronger part of a sword blade, between the middle and the hilt ( opposed to foible).
And if you don't exist or never did exist then you can't have a name. :| You got caught up in your own riddle...
It never was a riddle. And things that don't exist can have names.
If they don't exist they can't be discovered thus they can't be named.
you ever heard of fictional literature, hypotheses, or even theory? Yes, it can be named.
Oh really?
Fictional Literature... It's called that because someone decided to name it that, thus it was discovered and it is something despite in not being a solid, plasma, gas, nor liquid.
Hypotheses... It's a prediction of something right? Key word prediction. A prediction is neither solid, gas, liquid, or plasma but it rather a thought or glimpse created by the mind of the future... It wouldn't be called that if it weren't for some scientific crazed person...
Want me to explain theory too?
Yes, but the contents may or may not exist.
They may or may not?! You just won't admit defeat...
If it were working its way towards a hypothesis, theroy, or even fictional literature it was originally an idea regardless of the thought...
The constant use of the word it proves that it is an object!
Nothing is a word.
Which means it something! Does that mean I'm right? Do you accept defeat?
In actuality, the word "Nothhing" proves that a word can be nothing as nothing itself is nothing, yet it is a word.
I give up... You're making my head hurt... You win.
Of course I win. After all, battle is my Forte.
:|
Please excuse my rudeness:
What the hell is wrong with you?! If you were to ask anybody on NB who wasn't overly obsessed with their ****in' username they'd probably agree with me, my explanations, and my logic!
Yeah, right. Good luck. Everybody on the Base is either equally eccentric or even more beyond sanity than I am.
Thus this thread was created.
Conclusion:
I Just Died: 8 agreements
Forte: 3 agreements
Conversation Start:
Me Him
I'm sorry you're dead.
I'm sorry your alive...
I'm neither alive, nor am I dead. I'm not anything, nor am I nothing. I am not anywhere, nor am I nowhere. I am not anyone, nor am I no one.
So then your Plasma?
I am not solid, nor am I liquid, nor am I gas, nor am I plasma, nor am I Bose Einstein.
You aren't anything or nothing, because nothing is something. Like you said before...
My not so intelligent conclusion is you're just there...
But I reuse for that to be my final answer. Do you eat?
I do not eat, nor do I produce. I do not exist, yet I am always there.
Good thing you said you didn't eat or else my answer would have been: You eat therefore you are.
You aren't an element...
Do you think?
I have already told you what I am, yet you are too blind to see... I am Forte.
Really? Last time I checked the word Forte had a meaning.
Forte [fawrt, fohrt or, for 1, fawr-tey]
noun
1. a person's strong suit, or most highly developed characteristic, talent, or skill; something that one excels in: I don't know what her forte is, but it's not music. Synonyms: talent, skill, excellence, strength, strong point, specialty, proficiency; knack, bent.
2. the stronger part of a sword blade, between the middle and the hilt ( opposed to foible).
And if you don't exist or never did exist then you can't have a name. :| You got caught up in your own riddle...
It never was a riddle. And things that don't exist can have names.
If they don't exist they can't be discovered thus they can't be named.
you ever heard of fictional literature, hypotheses, or even theory? Yes, it can be named.
Oh really?
Fictional Literature... It's called that because someone decided to name it that, thus it was discovered and it is something despite in not being a solid, plasma, gas, nor liquid.
Hypotheses... It's a prediction of something right? Key word prediction. A prediction is neither solid, gas, liquid, or plasma but it rather a thought or glimpse created by the mind of the future... It wouldn't be called that if it weren't for some scientific crazed person...
Want me to explain theory too?
Yes, but the contents may or may not exist.
They may or may not?! You just won't admit defeat...
If it were working its way towards a hypothesis, theroy, or even fictional literature it was originally an idea regardless of the thought...
The constant use of the word it proves that it is an object!
Nothing is a word.
Which means it something! Does that mean I'm right? Do you accept defeat?
In actuality, the word "Nothhing" proves that a word can be nothing as nothing itself is nothing, yet it is a word.
I give up... You're making my head hurt... You win.
Of course I win. After all, battle is my Forte.
:|
Please excuse my rudeness:
What the hell is wrong with you?! If you were to ask anybody on NB who wasn't overly obsessed with their ****in' username they'd probably agree with me, my explanations, and my logic!
Yeah, right. Good luck. Everybody on the Base is either equally eccentric or even more beyond sanity than I am.
Thus this thread was created.
Conclusion:
I Just Died: 8 agreements
Forte: 3 agreements
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