Mugen Ryukyu beats the s*** out of yarduat

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*on a training field waiting for my beat- i mean sharingan training*

okay sensei time for my beat- i mean sharingan training

*shaking*
 

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*appears in front of you and puts my hand on you shoulder* don't worry.. im not gonna hurt you- GAH!! *slashes you across the chest with a Kunai*
O_O
*Throws a Kunai at your leg with great force*
 

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*appears in front of you and puts my hand on you shoulder* don't worry.. im not gonna hurt you- GAH!! *slashes you across the chest with a Kunai*
O_O
*Throws a Kunai at your leg with great force*

*blood gushes from chest and spews onto the grass as i fall to my knees and feels a kunai stab my leg*

*yells*

damn it!

is this about the joke i made? xd
 

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*blood gushes from chest and spews onto the grass as i fall to my knees and feels a kunai stab my leg*

*yells*

damn it!

is this about the joke i made? xd

yes it is.. i am not psychotic xd well not that psychotic *pours boiling hot coffee on you* hehehe *pulls out a bat and starts bashing you with it* O_e they said i was crazy *puts chakra in my leg and kicks you in your back* o_e they said i was a danger to society *throws a kunai into your stomach* e_e but i showed them hahaah killed every last one of them AHAHAHA *grabs you by your leg and swings you into a wall* hahahaah i am not crazy *starts twitching*
 

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*Walks through and stands watching*

O_O
 

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yes it is.. i am not psychotic xd well not that psychotic *pours boiling hot coffee on you* hehehe *pulls out a bat and starts bashing you with it* O_e they said i was crazy *puts chakra in my leg and kicks you in your back* o_e they said i was a danger to society *throws a kunai into your stomach* e_e but i showed them hahaah killed every last one of them AHAHAHA *grabs you by your leg and swings you into a wall* hahahaah i am not crazy *starts twitching*

*on the ground in pain with spine almost ruptured and unable to move*

you're a... sick ..b-bastard *coughs up blood*

*feels a pulse in my eyes*
 
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*Walks through and stands watching*

O_O
you want some too?????? O_e
*on the ground in pain with spine almost ruptured and unable to move*

you're a... sick ..b-bastard *coughs up blood*

*feels a pulse in my eyes*

sick..? im sorry.. *walks over to you.. picks you up and gives you a hug..* im sorry for hurting you.. then *silently whispers in your ear*.. chidori nagashi

(Raiton: Chidori Nagashi) - Lightning Release: One Thousand Birds Current
Rank: A
Type: Offense/Defence
Range: Short
Chakra Cost: 30
Damage Points: 60
Description: This jutsu allows the user to generate non-focused electrically charged chakra from their body. Because the electricity isn't focused, it doesn't kill on contact, instead it only paralyzes. The lightning can be channelled through metal objects, as well as spread out into the air or ground.

*electrocuting you violently and giving you no where to go cuz i have you in my grip* hehehe!!!!!
 

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you want some too?????? O_e


sick..? im sorry.. *walks over to you.. picks you up and gives you a hug..* im sorry for hurting you.. then *silently whispers in your ear*.. chidori nagashi

(Raiton: Chidori Nagashi) - Lightning Release: One Thousand Birds Current
Rank: A
Type: Offense/Defence
Range: Short
Chakra Cost: 30
Damage Points: 60
Description: This jutsu allows the user to generate non-focused electrically charged chakra from their body. Because the electricity isn't focused, it doesn't kill on contact, instead it only paralyzes. The lightning can be channelled through metal objects, as well as spread out into the air or ground.

*electrocuting you violently and giving you no where to go cuz i have you in my grip* hehehe!!!!!

*spits in your face*

_______
only thing i could think of to do lol
besides
*blinks* xd
 

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bastard *puts chakra in my head and headbutts you* looks like you were to weak to awaken your sharingan *drops your lifeless body on the ground then starts to walk away* hmph *then i suddenly feel an increase in chakra and you feel a pulse in your eye and awaken your sharingan* hmph looks like i was wrong.. get to the hospital..
 

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bastard *puts chakra in my head and headbutts you* looks like you were to weak to awaken your sharingan *drops your lifeless body on the ground then starts to walk away* hmph *then i suddenly feel an increase in chakra and you feel a pulse in your eye and awaken your sharingan* hmph looks like i was wrong.. get to the hospital..

*laying on ground as my eyes turn back*

i.. cant...moOhOoohOoove! :T_T:
 

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*already gone* (xdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxd)

*digs chin in to ground and uses my head to drag my body across the ground to the hospital like a worm while saying "damn it!" each time i move* xd
 

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*digs chin in to ground and uses my head to drag my body across the ground to the hospital like a worm while saying "damn it!" each time i move* xd

* Walks up to you and carries you to the hospital * xd

Dude sorry but you have to get beat up to awaken your sharingan , but i think he went easy on you , Akiza sensei used a wind combo on me O__O
 

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* Walks up to you and carries you to the hospital * xd

Dude sorry but you have to get beat up to awaken your sharingan , but i think he went easy on you , Akiza sensei used a wind combo on me O__O

if she used her wind combo, you were lucky ~_~
if she used her lighnting combo like she used on me, you would have died :|
be thankful
 
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