tobi: "so why did we really kick out orochi?"
deidara: "shh~ are you nuts trying to talk about it around itachi.... ill tell you later"
*at the akatsuki dinner table*
*everyones eating*
itachi: "everyone dig in, i put the special uchiha... "stuff" "
kisame: "its really good itachi, you out did your self... what did you put in here?"
itachi: "well, i went fishin-"
*kisame chokes on all of his food, violently*
itachi: *eye's kisame* "anyhow i went fishing, and DIDNT CATCH ANYTHING (kisame) so i bought the instant udon in a packet"
kisame: *phew* *reads on the package* "artificial flavoring... YOUR THE BEST ITACHI!
"
itachi: "no problem kisame"
.
.
.
*5 min into the dinner*
tobi: "so deidara, arent you going to tell me now about *cough cough*"
itachi: *mangekyo sharingans deidara*
~itachi takes deidara to his dimention~
itachi: "i hope tobi isnt talking about what i think he is..."
deidara: "OH NO dont worry itachi, dont crap in your pants man,chill"
~back to real time~
tobi: *poke's deidara* "hey you ok?"
deidara: "yeah im fine... can someone whipe my mouth for me... since I DONT HAVE ANY!!!"
*after dinner is over*
*deidara and kisame call tobi over*
deidara: "ok tobi listen, listen carefully, cuz ill tell you this ONCE"
tobi: "yeah yeah..."
*kisame looks out for itachi*
deidara: "so one night orochi wanted to play a prank on itachi... you know how much he hates them"
*tobi listening anxiously*
deidara: "so anyhow, one night orochi snuck in his room, shaved his head and poured some juice so that he'll be bald forever, put his hand in warm water, AND changed his black nail polish with PINK"
kisame: "we all warned him too"
deidara: "so yeah itachi FREAKED, he went crazy, even pain was scared.... so itachi MS EVERYONE in akatsuki, and orochimaru got found out"
deidara: "pain kicked orochimaru for that, because they didnt want to see itachi go nuts like that ever again"
tobi: "....wow..."
diedara: "so dont mention anything to itachi, or say something about his wig"
tobi: "WIG?!"
kisame: "SSSHH~"
tobi: "okok i got it *wink*"
[writers note: hmm tobi winking, wouldnt that be like tobi blinking anyhow?]
~some random day~
*itachi and tobi walk by each other*
tobi: "hey itachi, lovin' the hair today *winks* *does the point guns w/ the fingers*
.
.
.
*later on that same day*
~in itachi's dimention~
itachi: "YOU TOLD HIM DIDNT YOU!!!!"
deidara: "what are you talking about man... he was probably just admiring your nice hair"
itachi: *-.- face* "you better be right..." *strokes his wig*
~back to real time~
*next day*
deidara: "yo tobi man, i saved your ass again >.>, dont mention anything that has to do with hair to itachi, GOT IT?!"
tobi: "sure thing senpai"
*in the akatsuki picnic*
tobi: "hey itachi, dont you love the breeze in your hair *sigh*"
itachi: *eye balls deidara in an instant like this -> -.-* "i sure do tobi, i sure do"
*deidara runs away*
deidara: "shh~ are you nuts trying to talk about it around itachi.... ill tell you later"
*at the akatsuki dinner table*
*everyones eating*
itachi: "everyone dig in, i put the special uchiha... "stuff" "
kisame: "its really good itachi, you out did your self... what did you put in here?"
itachi: "well, i went fishin-"
*kisame chokes on all of his food, violently*
itachi: *eye's kisame* "anyhow i went fishing, and DIDNT CATCH ANYTHING (kisame) so i bought the instant udon in a packet"
kisame: *phew* *reads on the package* "artificial flavoring... YOUR THE BEST ITACHI!
"itachi: "no problem kisame
".
.
.
*5 min into the dinner*
tobi: "so deidara, arent you going to tell me now about *cough cough*"
itachi: *mangekyo sharingans deidara*
~itachi takes deidara to his dimention~
itachi: "i hope tobi isnt talking about what i think he is..."
deidara: "OH NO dont worry itachi, dont crap in your pants man,chill"
~back to real time~
tobi: *poke's deidara* "hey you ok?"
deidara: "yeah im fine... can someone whipe my mouth for me... since I DONT HAVE ANY!!!"
*after dinner is over*
*deidara and kisame call tobi over*
deidara: "ok tobi listen, listen carefully, cuz ill tell you this ONCE"
tobi: "yeah yeah..."
*kisame looks out for itachi*
deidara: "so one night orochi wanted to play a prank on itachi... you know how much he hates them"
*tobi listening anxiously*
deidara: "so anyhow, one night orochi snuck in his room, shaved his head and poured some juice so that he'll be bald forever, put his hand in warm water, AND changed his black nail polish with PINK"
kisame: "we all warned him too"
deidara: "so yeah itachi FREAKED, he went crazy, even pain was scared.... so itachi MS EVERYONE in akatsuki, and orochimaru got found out"
deidara: "pain kicked orochimaru for that, because they didnt want to see itachi go nuts like that ever again"
tobi: "....wow..."
diedara: "so dont mention anything to itachi, or say something about his wig"
tobi: "WIG?!"
kisame: "SSSHH~"
tobi: "okok i got it *wink*"
[writers note: hmm tobi winking, wouldnt that be like tobi blinking anyhow?]
~some random day~
*itachi and tobi walk by each other*
tobi: "hey itachi, lovin' the hair today *winks* *does the point guns w/ the fingers*
.
.
.
*later on that same day*
~in itachi's dimention~
itachi: "YOU TOLD HIM DIDNT YOU!!!!"
deidara: "what are you talking about man... he was probably just admiring your nice hair"
itachi: *-.- face* "you better be right..." *strokes his wig*
~back to real time~
*next day*
deidara: "yo tobi man, i saved your ass again >.>, dont mention anything that has to do with hair to itachi, GOT IT?!"
tobi: "sure thing senpai"
*in the akatsuki picnic*
tobi: "hey itachi, dont you love the breeze in your hair *sigh*"
itachi: *eye balls deidara in an instant like this -> -.-* "i sure do tobi, i sure do"
*deidara runs away*
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