mini stories

[波風 ミナト]

"Jiraya's constipation"

*in the bathroom, zooms in on jiraya in there*

*jiraya making his >.< face in full sage mode*

jiraya: "AN'TE BAKKA!!! why dont you come out!!!!"

*jiraya fully concentrates*

some jounin where on patrol for the bathrooms, and thought know body was in there, so they turned of the lights...

jiraya: "AAAAAH!!!!~"

jounin A: "what the hell was that?"
jounin B : *turns on the lights and checks*

*walks to jiraya's section*

jounin B: "are you ok in there?"

jiraya: " *phew* i thought my eyes popped out because of my constipation, hehehe..."

jounin B: ''o.o

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itachi's accident

*itachi is fighting kakashi.... again*

itachi: "tsukuyomi"
*goes into another dimention*

kakashi: "damn it this place again"
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madara: "itachi, what the hell are you doing here?"

itachi: *confused* i can ask the same question...

madara: hmm... well who are you killing now?"

itachi: "kaka-"
madara: "well can he wait? i have someone important to kill now"

itachi: "......FINE!!!, you owe me madara"
itachi: "your lucky kakashi.... the tsukuyomi dimention is "busy" >.>"

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more soon to come?

 

[MadMax]

hihi nice, you should write some more

 

[波風 ミナト]

YAY someone likes em ^^
ok ill write somemore

 

[YaminoSoul]

theyre great
keep up the good work

 

[波風 ミナト]

"tsunade's problem" inspired by fan art =D

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*way back in the day when jiraya, orochi, and tsunade where teens*

Jiraya: "hey orochi, we're going on an adventure"
orochi: "*look puzzled* sure =D"

*jiraya leads orochi to the spa wooden gates near the ladys section*

orochi: " ^^ are we going in?"
jiraya: ".... *smack* nooo... now quite down a bit...."

orochi: "wat are we doing here then"
jiraya: "SHHH!~... you'll see iin a bit *hehehe >D*"

jiraya: "there she is....*stare ^^*"
orochi: "where..... but that tsunade-chan"
*both orochi and jiraya are peeping in silence*
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minato: *rests his arms on the two*
minato: "so guys, what are you up two near the spa?"

orochi & jiraya: *silent*
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minato: "just dont get cought by tsunade, or she'll really kill you"

jiraya: "dont worry im one step ahead"
orochi: " 'im'?, what about me, you dragged me out here"

jiraya: *some invisible jutsu*

orochi: "wait jiraya! where did you go"

minato: * hears tsunade walking to the woode boards* "well cya guys, i need to run"

*step, step, step*

orochi : "damn it they ditched me again..."

tsunade: *hears orochi....*

tsunade: "BAKKA YARO!!!!" *breaks through the wooden boards* *upper cuts orochi in the gut*

orochi: *runs back, then runs into jiraya near the bbq place*

Jiraya: "about that..."

orochi: "OMG!!!! she has melons ^^"

jiraya: ".... yeah i told you so =D"




the next day...




*minato calls the students in for a prep for a mission for that week later on*

minato: "ok im glade your all here, this is a very important mission..."

tsunade: "orochi, you make me sick >.>"

jiraya: "sorry for ditching you orochi..."
tsunade: "you were there TOO?!"
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jiraya: "les take care of this late-"

minato: "i hope you were listening jiraya, this is very important"

minato: "team dismissed"

*the 3 walk out into town"

jiraya: "how about this tsunade, you want to redeem yourself?"
tsunade: "yeah im listening..."

jiraya: *huge grin* "ok a game at strip poker, 1000 yen entry"

tsunade: *thinks of the money she could win* "OK IM IN >D"

jiraya and orochi: "hehehehe..."

*later that day they meet up in jiraya's apt.*
*orochi is the dealer*

jiraya: "YOSH! lets begin!"
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*15 minutes later*

tsunade: *concentrating* *looks around* "HA i have a flush!"

orochi: "... no wait... *puts some cards down*"

tsunade: *jaw dropped*
jiraya: "good one >D"

jiraya: "ok give it up tsunade... the bra or the panties >D"

tsunade: *takes of bra...* *but covers her breasts with her arms*

jiraya and orochi: "hehehe..."

*5 min later*

*tsunade looks at her hand... its crap.."

tsunade: *turns all red* *hmm can i bluff this?... nah probably cant... oh i got it...*

tsunade: "I HAD ENOUGH OF THIS!!! IM LEAVING *Rright hooks jiraya and orochi" *tsunade runs*

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jiraya: "well we got her in her panties with a rigged game xD"
orochi: " i think i can get used to getting hit by her =]"

THE END

 

[MadMax]

pervert *chuckle*

 

[YaminoSoul]

good one

 

[Kaizou Konpaku]

pervert *chuckle*

not pervert.... kinky xD
plus what do you expect from jiraya in this younger days xD

 

[Hokage]

LOL thats good bro, keep it up :naruto:

 

[波風 ミナト]

sakura's love?

*so sasuke finally see's the light, and drives off pain from konoha, and is like a hero*

sakura: "hey sasuke, you were so awesome"

sasuke: *look at sakura*... "OK! i get it, you like me and have a crush... god move on woman... i dont like you..."

sakura: *twitch* *no way he said that to me"

sakura: *tackles sasuke, and beats him up"

jiraya: (alive somehow): "just like tsunade"

naruto: "you can say that again"

sakura: "YOUR NEXT NARUTO!!!"

naruto: "WAH?!" *runs off*

 

[Miggy69]

thats really cool dude

 

[Hokage]

Very creative :naruto:

 

[magister.mimi.suzuki]

Nice! I love them, they're so funny XD

 

[波風 ミナト]

Nice! I love them, they're so funny XD

yay then i did my job ^^

 

[Mello-Kun]

Cool!
= D

 

[konohamaru]

awesome

 

[squiremarcus]

lol nice

 

[Emperor]

really cool when's the next one??