Minato flew forwards, just about to smash Madara in the back of the head with a Rasengan when he disappeared. In fact, when he looked around, the fox was gone, and he couldn't sense Kushina anywhere.
Minato: What happened?
A man with a cowboy hat pulled over his eyes walked out from some trees.
???: What're you doing here?
Minato: I should be asking you that question.
???: I'm Chuck Norris,
Chuck Norris snapped his fingers and the terrain was instantly changed from a forest into a texan desert.
Chuck Norris: I can be where ever the heck I want to be!
Minato looked around, shocked.
Minato: How the heck did you do that!?!?
When Minato looked back at Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris was comming forwards with a punch. Minato ducked, trying to push Chuck Norris's fist out of the way, only pushing himself out of the way.
Minato: WHAT WAS THAT FOR!?!?!?
Chuck Norris: Get off of my land!!
Minato: I don't even know how I got here!!!
Chuck Norris punched the ground, sending a shock wave through the earth, causing the earth beneath Minato to split open and rocky shrapinal to fly at him. Minato leapt out of the way, straight into a roundhouse kick done by Chuck Norris.
Naruto: HEY!! The terrains supposed to be to the advantage of whoever chose first!
Madara: Fine...
Minato flew backwards, a large bruise on his chest, straight into a tree.
Minato (To Himself): What the heck?
The tree shattered into little pieces of wood, one of which Chuck Norris picked up for a toothpick, broke it, and so used a piece of stone instead.
Minato (To Himself): Who is this guy? Chuck, somebo-
Minato had barely enough time to jump over Chuck Norris as he was about to roundhouse kick him again.
Chuck Norris: It's Chuck Norris!!!
Minato: DID YOU JUST READ MY MIND!?!?!?
Chuck Norris: I know everytime my name is used. Or at least, tried to be used.
Minato (To Himself): This guy's power is insane, not to mention his speed! I need to protect myself. Or...
Minato reached into his pouch of kunai, and began to spin around, his special kunai flying everywhere, leaving their seals on everything in the vacinity, including Chuck Norris. Minato and Chuck Norris stood, facing each other, for nearly a minute.
Chuck Norris: What was the point of that?
Minato: Allow me to demonstrate...
Minato created a Rasengan in his right hand and then teleported to a seal on Chuck Norris' face. The Rasengan was a direct hit, with chakra flying everywhere from the impact.
Naruto: YEAH!!!!!
When the Chuck Norris peice remained in tact after Minato clearly had a direct hit, Naruto was very confused.
Naruto: WHAT THE HECK!?!?!? That was a direct hit, to the face too!!
Madara: And that's exactly why it didn't work.
Naruto: What!? Okay, now I'm confused.
Madara: Chuck Norris' beard is the strongest material in existance; it can even cut diamond without so much as a scratch, a feat that another diamond itself cannot accomplish. Can a Rasengan destroy a diamond?
Naruto (Muttering to himself): It can destroy your face.
Madara: YOU WANT ME TO KILL YOU RIGHT NOW!?!?!?!?!?
Naruto flew himself down behind the table the board was built into to try and avoid a cheap attack.
Naruto: Let's just let them fight it out, alright?
Madara: If you insist...
Minato did a few backflips through the air, as Chuck Norris didn't move from his spot after taking a direct Rasengan to the beard.
Minato (To Himself): Oh my gosh. This Chuck Norris guy is stronger than Madara!
Chuck Norris: Chuck Norris guy!?!?!?
Minato (To Himself): Shi-
Minato teleported behind a tree just as Chuck Norris was about to punch his face in, leaving a crater in the ground below where Minato was.
Minato: Why are you trying to kill me!?!?
Chuck Norris: Because EVERYBODY knows who Chuck Norris is!!
Minato: I obviously don't!!!
Minato teleported to his left quite a bit to avoid yet another attempt from Chuck Norris to kill him with a roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris: Pretty fast for a kid.
Minato: Kid!?!?
Minato ran at Chuck Norris, a kunai in his hand, but he had to leap out of the way when Chuck Norris stepped on the ground and a wave of rocks came flying at him.
Minato (To Himself): What the heck? That guy doesn't even have chak- Flying Thuder God!
Minato had to teleport out of there as Chuck Norris tried to kick Minato in the side of the face for calling him that guy in his mind. When Minato was fully on the ground, he made a cross with the first two fingers of both his hands.
Minato: Shadow Clone Jutsu!!!
Nine clones of Minato appeared, to make a total of ten Minatos.
Chuck Norris: ... So?
Chuck Norris ran around the world so fast, he punched himself in the back of the head, the force of the punch so great that he split himself in half. Then, the two halves regrew the missing half and redid this manuvour to create a total of four Chuck Norrises. Minato just stared in awe, eye's wide, jaw on the ground.
Chuck Norris:1 GET 'EM!
The other three Chuck Norrises ran at the ten Minatos and tried to beat the crap out of them as the teleported away.
Minato (To Himself): What did Chuck just do!?!?!?
Chuck Norris' fist came dangerously close to the real Minato's head.
Chuck Norris:1 That's Chuck NORRIS to you!!!!
Minato (To Himself): How did he-
Chuck Norris:1 CHUCK NORRIS!!!!
The real Minato was once again close to being roundhouse kicked straight to the face, if he hadn't teleported away quick enough.
Minato (To Himself): How did Chuck Norris know where the real me was? Everything between my clones and I are exactly the same...
Chuck Norris:1 I'll tell you how...
Chuck Norris punched the ground right in front of the real Minato, sending him flying backwards towards another Chuck, but Minato teleported away again.
Chuck Norris:1 NO ONE tricks Chuck Norris!!!
Minato: I can see that...
Minato (To Himself): Obviously, one Chuck Norris is too much for me to handle, and now there are four-
Chuck Norris:1 Four WHAT???
Minato: CHUCK NORRISES!!!
Minato threw even more kunai, spreading even more seals throughout the forest.
Minato (To Himself): Looks like I can finally practice 'that jutsu'; make sure it works. I'm going to be needing it for the fox, anyhow...
Minato carefull went through handseals, his clones keeping him relativly safe from Chuck Norrises while he did so. Then he clapped his hands together and the Shinigami appeared behind him.
Chuck Norris:1 What's that?
Minato (To Himself): He's not supposed to be able to see it.
Chuck Norris:1 NOTHING CAN HIDE FROM CHUCK NORRIS!!!! And you just said 'he', so you know what that means...
Minato (To Himself): Not this time...
Three clones grabbed Chuck Norris 'clones' and the Shinigami grabbed out their souls, disspelling the clones almost immediatly. A fourth clone tried grab the last Chuck Norris, but he just stared it down, and the clone was disspelled.
Minato: What was that!?!?!?
Chuck Norris: I stared it down until it died.
Minato (To Himself): Okay, Chuck Norris is obviously above the level of any ninja in this world-
Chuck Norris: You got that right!
Minato (To Himself): So I've got to find a way to beat someone not of this world...
The Shinigami nudged Minato in the back.
Minato: Just a second!
The remaining of Minato's clones ran at Chuck Norris, but he just pointed at each one and yelled 'bang', disspelling them as he pulled back his figner like a gun.
Minato: You can go now.
The Shinigami reached towards Minato's back to try and get his soul.
Minato: WHOA, whoa whoa!!!
Minato teleported away from the Shinigami, and soon teleported again to avoid a punch to the back of the head by Chuck Norris.
Minato: Later, okay?
The Shinigami reluctantly left.
Minato: Now, back to you-
Chuck Norris: CHUCK NORRIS!!!!
Chuck Norris tried to punch Minato as he teleported away, nicking his shoulder.
Minato: I was GETTING TO THAT!!!! Owww...
Minato threw a kunai with lightning speed, grabbing his injured shoulder with the hand that held the kunai, using the momentum from the throw to bring it to his shoulder. Chuck Norris took in a deep breath and exhaled on the kunai, the sheer heat of his breath reducing the knife to a puddle of molten metal.
Minato: Wow. Someone has bad breath.
Chuck Norris punched Minato in the face, so fast that Minato couldn't even see it, let alone teleport away from it.
Chuck Norris: I was going easy on you, but if you're gunna make fun of me... Well, let's just say, no one has ever made fun of Chuck Norris and survived...
Naruto: What the heck? What just happened!?!?
Madara: I'll tell you what happened...
Naruto looked up at Madara, his chakra ready to burst out to act as a defence.
Madara: The battle has just begun...
Sorry about Minato's lines being so illegible, hope that's not too much of a problem. This is a multi-parter, so your internet is not failing to get the rest of it, it's just sitting in my mind for the time being. So... Questions? Comments? Concerns (what would concern you about a FF?)? Please, I like it when people comment; lets me know if people like/dislike my FF, gives me peoples opinions, and it just out gives me an oppertunity to talk to my audience. P.s. If you put 'Epic' as a color for words, you get the color I used for Chuck Norris' name.
Minato: What happened?
A man with a cowboy hat pulled over his eyes walked out from some trees.
???: What're you doing here?
Minato: I should be asking you that question.
???: I'm Chuck Norris,
Chuck Norris snapped his fingers and the terrain was instantly changed from a forest into a texan desert.
Chuck Norris: I can be where ever the heck I want to be!
Minato looked around, shocked.
Minato: How the heck did you do that!?!?
When Minato looked back at Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris was comming forwards with a punch. Minato ducked, trying to push Chuck Norris's fist out of the way, only pushing himself out of the way.
Minato: WHAT WAS THAT FOR!?!?!?
Chuck Norris: Get off of my land!!
Minato: I don't even know how I got here!!!
Chuck Norris punched the ground, sending a shock wave through the earth, causing the earth beneath Minato to split open and rocky shrapinal to fly at him. Minato leapt out of the way, straight into a roundhouse kick done by Chuck Norris.
Naruto: HEY!! The terrains supposed to be to the advantage of whoever chose first!
Madara: Fine...
Minato flew backwards, a large bruise on his chest, straight into a tree.
Minato (To Himself): What the heck?
The tree shattered into little pieces of wood, one of which Chuck Norris picked up for a toothpick, broke it, and so used a piece of stone instead.
Minato (To Himself): Who is this guy? Chuck, somebo-
Minato had barely enough time to jump over Chuck Norris as he was about to roundhouse kick him again.
Chuck Norris: It's Chuck Norris!!!
Minato: DID YOU JUST READ MY MIND!?!?!?
Chuck Norris: I know everytime my name is used. Or at least, tried to be used.
Minato (To Himself): This guy's power is insane, not to mention his speed! I need to protect myself. Or...
Minato reached into his pouch of kunai, and began to spin around, his special kunai flying everywhere, leaving their seals on everything in the vacinity, including Chuck Norris. Minato and Chuck Norris stood, facing each other, for nearly a minute.
Chuck Norris: What was the point of that?
Minato: Allow me to demonstrate...
Minato created a Rasengan in his right hand and then teleported to a seal on Chuck Norris' face. The Rasengan was a direct hit, with chakra flying everywhere from the impact.
Naruto: YEAH!!!!!
When the Chuck Norris peice remained in tact after Minato clearly had a direct hit, Naruto was very confused.
Naruto: WHAT THE HECK!?!?!? That was a direct hit, to the face too!!
Madara: And that's exactly why it didn't work.
Naruto: What!? Okay, now I'm confused.
Madara: Chuck Norris' beard is the strongest material in existance; it can even cut diamond without so much as a scratch, a feat that another diamond itself cannot accomplish. Can a Rasengan destroy a diamond?
Naruto (Muttering to himself): It can destroy your face.
Madara: YOU WANT ME TO KILL YOU RIGHT NOW!?!?!?!?!?
Naruto flew himself down behind the table the board was built into to try and avoid a cheap attack.
Naruto: Let's just let them fight it out, alright?
Madara: If you insist...
Minato did a few backflips through the air, as Chuck Norris didn't move from his spot after taking a direct Rasengan to the beard.
Minato (To Himself): Oh my gosh. This Chuck Norris guy is stronger than Madara!
Chuck Norris: Chuck Norris guy!?!?!?
Minato (To Himself): Shi-
Minato teleported behind a tree just as Chuck Norris was about to punch his face in, leaving a crater in the ground below where Minato was.
Minato: Why are you trying to kill me!?!?
Chuck Norris: Because EVERYBODY knows who Chuck Norris is!!
Minato: I obviously don't!!!
Minato teleported to his left quite a bit to avoid yet another attempt from Chuck Norris to kill him with a roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris: Pretty fast for a kid.
Minato: Kid!?!?
Minato ran at Chuck Norris, a kunai in his hand, but he had to leap out of the way when Chuck Norris stepped on the ground and a wave of rocks came flying at him.
Minato (To Himself): What the heck? That guy doesn't even have chak- Flying Thuder God!
Minato had to teleport out of there as Chuck Norris tried to kick Minato in the side of the face for calling him that guy in his mind. When Minato was fully on the ground, he made a cross with the first two fingers of both his hands.
Minato: Shadow Clone Jutsu!!!
Nine clones of Minato appeared, to make a total of ten Minatos.
Chuck Norris: ... So?
Chuck Norris ran around the world so fast, he punched himself in the back of the head, the force of the punch so great that he split himself in half. Then, the two halves regrew the missing half and redid this manuvour to create a total of four Chuck Norrises. Minato just stared in awe, eye's wide, jaw on the ground.
Chuck Norris:1 GET 'EM!
The other three Chuck Norrises ran at the ten Minatos and tried to beat the crap out of them as the teleported away.
Minato (To Himself): What did Chuck just do!?!?!?
Chuck Norris' fist came dangerously close to the real Minato's head.
Chuck Norris:1 That's Chuck NORRIS to you!!!!
Minato (To Himself): How did he-
Chuck Norris:1 CHUCK NORRIS!!!!
The real Minato was once again close to being roundhouse kicked straight to the face, if he hadn't teleported away quick enough.
Minato (To Himself): How did Chuck Norris know where the real me was? Everything between my clones and I are exactly the same...
Chuck Norris:1 I'll tell you how...
Chuck Norris punched the ground right in front of the real Minato, sending him flying backwards towards another Chuck, but Minato teleported away again.
Chuck Norris:1 NO ONE tricks Chuck Norris!!!
Minato: I can see that...
Minato (To Himself): Obviously, one Chuck Norris is too much for me to handle, and now there are four-
Chuck Norris:1 Four WHAT???
Minato: CHUCK NORRISES!!!
Minato threw even more kunai, spreading even more seals throughout the forest.
Minato (To Himself): Looks like I can finally practice 'that jutsu'; make sure it works. I'm going to be needing it for the fox, anyhow...
Minato carefull went through handseals, his clones keeping him relativly safe from Chuck Norrises while he did so. Then he clapped his hands together and the Shinigami appeared behind him.
Chuck Norris:1 What's that?
Minato (To Himself): He's not supposed to be able to see it.
Chuck Norris:1 NOTHING CAN HIDE FROM CHUCK NORRIS!!!! And you just said 'he', so you know what that means...
Minato (To Himself): Not this time...
Three clones grabbed Chuck Norris 'clones' and the Shinigami grabbed out their souls, disspelling the clones almost immediatly. A fourth clone tried grab the last Chuck Norris, but he just stared it down, and the clone was disspelled.
Minato: What was that!?!?!?
Chuck Norris: I stared it down until it died.
Minato (To Himself): Okay, Chuck Norris is obviously above the level of any ninja in this world-
Chuck Norris: You got that right!
Minato (To Himself): So I've got to find a way to beat someone not of this world...
The Shinigami nudged Minato in the back.
Minato: Just a second!
The remaining of Minato's clones ran at Chuck Norris, but he just pointed at each one and yelled 'bang', disspelling them as he pulled back his figner like a gun.
Minato: You can go now.
The Shinigami reached towards Minato's back to try and get his soul.
Minato: WHOA, whoa whoa!!!
Minato teleported away from the Shinigami, and soon teleported again to avoid a punch to the back of the head by Chuck Norris.
Minato: Later, okay?
The Shinigami reluctantly left.
Minato: Now, back to you-
Chuck Norris: CHUCK NORRIS!!!!
Chuck Norris tried to punch Minato as he teleported away, nicking his shoulder.
Minato: I was GETTING TO THAT!!!! Owww...
Minato threw a kunai with lightning speed, grabbing his injured shoulder with the hand that held the kunai, using the momentum from the throw to bring it to his shoulder. Chuck Norris took in a deep breath and exhaled on the kunai, the sheer heat of his breath reducing the knife to a puddle of molten metal.
Minato: Wow. Someone has bad breath.
Chuck Norris punched Minato in the face, so fast that Minato couldn't even see it, let alone teleport away from it.
Chuck Norris: I was going easy on you, but if you're gunna make fun of me... Well, let's just say, no one has ever made fun of Chuck Norris and survived...
Naruto: What the heck? What just happened!?!?
Madara: I'll tell you what happened...
Naruto looked up at Madara, his chakra ready to burst out to act as a defence.
Madara: The battle has just begun...
Sorry about Minato's lines being so illegible, hope that's not too much of a problem. This is a multi-parter, so your internet is not failing to get the rest of it, it's just sitting in my mind for the time being. So... Questions? Comments? Concerns (what would concern you about a FF?)? Please, I like it when people comment; lets me know if people like/dislike my FF, gives me peoples opinions, and it just out gives me an oppertunity to talk to my audience. P.s. If you put 'Epic' as a color for words, you get the color I used for Chuck Norris' name.