Me and LOK sweat in space a bit...O_o
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*puts on fish tank for space helmet*
Wait..so if you're my mom, then who is Kasha? O_O I thought she was my mummy. And if you're my mom, you owe me millions in back child support. :|
Using a Space helmet in space is considered cheating :|
And Kasha is 1 of my ***-slaves O_O
And no I dont,because I still need to get child support from the Pervy Sage and Nexus for neglecting me for my whole life :/
Okay i start off by activating my lightsaber...woops not star wars rp.Sorry.I mean I start off by throwing 3 shurikens at you.
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Which is why I have a fish bowl
Then I think we need to visit court after this.
The three shuriken you throw move slow since we're in space. As they're coming towards me, I finish my ice cream and watch the fish swim around in the bowl on my head. I then jump in the air and float a few seconds as your shuriken move like a high turtle under me. I then throw my own kunais at you.
As your kunai floats to me,I jump up and start looking at a porn magazine.Soon your kunai goes under me and I poop on it making it fall onto the death star,and by sheer coincidence it lands in the hole that causes the death star to react and explode.Which is why I have a fish bowl
Then I think we need to visit court after this.
The three shuriken you throw move slow since we're in space. As they're coming towards me, I finish my ice cream and watch the fish swim around in the bowl on my head. I then jump in the air and float a few seconds as your shuriken move like a high turtle under me. I then throw my own kunais at you.
"Guess what LOK, no matter who wins this.We are both going to die.damn my accurate poop aim"
Than I land back on the death star surface and turn myself into one of the star wars ships.I start to fly at you.
(Henge no Jutsu) - Transformation Technique
Rank:E
Type:Supplementary
Range:Short
Chakra:5
Damage Points:N/A
Description: Henge no Jutsu is a Ninjutsu technique, which every ninja learns at the Ninja Academy. Henge allows the ninja to transform themselves into any person or object. This allows the ninja to move with stealth or to trick their opponents.
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Dammit! My burrito was still in the microwave! And why did they build this place with a spot that if hit causes destruction? ****ing idiots.
As I see you coming my way, I make a few handseals and make the earth under me rise up to block you. As I notice nothing happening, I look down and see the earth thousands of miles of away.
"You idiot, you picked a place that has no earth on it. T.T"
I instead focus wind chakra to my hand and place myself towards your spaceship, aimed a few feet above it and catch hold on to it as it flies under me. I then start spray-painted the windshield, blocking your view, causing us both to crash into the building.
(you know which wind jutsu I'm talking about, the hurricane fist one)
"I am so sorry!!! But I thought a space adventure would be more interesting :T_T:"
As you jump on my space-ship,I push the "anti LOK" button. Which than sprays some liqued on you...as I see nothing happens I realize I pressed the "alchohal spray instead.I look at you who is drunk and still spray painting my window and than as we crash I yell.
"Viva-la russia!!! GAHAAAA"
Hours later I wake up to find you sober again.As we stand off short range from each other, looking at each other.
"So Mr. LOK,shall we kick this off again?"
and as I finish I close the distance between us and throw a right hook at you.
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As I get hit by the punch and am falling backwards, I kick you in the nuts very hard, causing great damage.
No more kids now, jerk. ~_~
As I fall several feet back and slide across the ground, I roll over my back and land in a crouching position, then make two clones.
Clone 1: Is that who we gotta fight?
Clone 2: Obviously, who else is around dumbass?
Clone 1: For all you know, he could be hiding dipshit! You just mad cuz ya bitch be jockin' a niqqa. Get off my d!ck, boi.
Clone 2: WTF, you wanna play a game of tag where the players are my foot and yo ass?!
Clone 1: Bring it on lil bitch!
Percy: Can you guys shoot up and get ready for the fight?! Damn, you guys are retardedly stupid and annoying. Are you clones of Theos? :|
Clones:.....
*clones look at each other*
Clone 1: Ya know what, I don't need this shit. My baby mama's in labor right now.
Clone 2: Yea, Kevin Hart's on right now, **** this shit.
Clone 1: Aye, record this shit for me. We ain't got cable no mo bruh.
Clone 2: Aite.
*clones hit each other and disperse*
Percy: *facepalm* **** my life....
*makes two more clones and we all pull out katanas*
Btw, how the hell did we end up on Tatooine? O_O
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*has no clue wtf happened*
"Is armageddon over already?...hell that was pretty f**ked up man" O_O
Mugen quickly undresses all his daimyo clothes until he is butt naked.He than stands while the hot tatooin breeze blows all his places(wtf
).."when did it get so hot!"
*makes 2 clones as well and they all pull out katanas*
"Okay mister, lets see if you can beat my Iuado."
*me and my clones get shift their bodies to the left,placing their right hands on the hilt of the sword while using their left to hold the sheath*