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i hate when i see this side of humanity
right, this guy looks like gollum climbed out of lord of the rings
i hate when i see this side of humanity
MY PRECIoUS I MUST HAVEitseys ITright, this guy looks like gollum climbed out of lord of the rings
Guy is obviously mentally ill, I don't know if jail is really the right place for him, more like a asylum or something.
[video=youtube;Vj_XaWDeymc]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vj_XaWDeymc[/video]
Bruhhh(was they paid actors or real pedos?)
I'm gonna tell you a real story and this is to this day the funniest shit i've ever heard.
So me and a couple of friends go to a beach last year(Myrtle) and we get there at like 6 PM Friday night We drink until we're wasted that night(until like 5:30)
We wake up at 8:00am Saturday morning still drunk. We drink all day at the beach and go out that night to senior frogs(still wasted).
We see this girl with her family who looks fine af. My friend(we'll call him Marcus) says "dudes she's eyeing me ima go talk to her"
He get's her numba relatively easily and later on in the night he hits her up.
She says come to her hotel. My brother tells Marcus "GO"
Marcus sends one last text "How old are you" The girl responds "14, but I got bottles lets's get fuk'd up"
My friend Marcus considered it, but then said
" I can see it now." "I show up at her hotel", :Hi, Chris Hansen, Date line NBC"
We All laughed and he didn't go.
A year later(like 3 weeks ago)the same girl texts him.
She says "hey this is Marcus , we met at Senior Frog's last year.
He texts back (Not today Chris Hansen)
And me and my brother died laughing.
. she said I got bottles:kk: