Life on Streets.
Chapter Three.
Chapter Three.
The three hobo friends started to walk away while Nexus stopped them.
Nexus: Wait you guys, you will need these.
Nexus hands them tights and explain that they will need those as masks, cause going without masks would be insane and they look sexy.
Faust: Lulz, those are transparent. xD
Nexus: Oh well, my bad, at least their stylish...
Pervy: Fair enough and its time for us to go you know, so were off, thanks for your help old dood.
Pesh: Finally its some moneyz time! It will be a peace of cake.
Faust: The cake is a lie. o_o
So they were getting ready to go for the bank but while walking they noticed a little cafe across the street and they were all hungry so they thought of getting some meal, since they still got some money from Jamal. They got into the restaurant and sit while calling for the waitress.
Pesh: You there woman, come here, we need some food!
Nice young lady comes to their table with a tablet on her shirt: This is Minna, duh.
Minna thinking to herself: What bunch retarded stinky hobos, but still a job is a job... <_<
Minna: Good day, what will you have?
Pervy: Hello, I would like to order two Rat-on-a-Stick's.
Minna: Alright, and you sir?
Pesh: Who me? Is there a shower here? After being in that dirty hole, I think I fell in a shit, or five. Did I just say that out loud? =O
Minna: O__O Erm.. Yes, go upstairs and to the right, we have showers for dogs and for customers.
Pesh: Would you like to join me? :3
Minna: No thank you, I was just trying to be polite you dirty pig, go take your shower, while you still have your balls... Stay calm, stay calm. So what about you sir?
Faust: Well bring me some food from the menu. I don't really care, I've been eating trash for long enough, are you trying to make fun of me?
Minna: No sorry, didn't mean it like that, the food will be ready soon, good appetite.
Pesh: So Imma go wash myself, see you here later.
Pesh walks upstairs to the showers while Minna brings the hobos their food they ordered, they start to eat and wait for Pesh...
Meanwhile the two policeman walk into the cafe and takes a seat.
Nnoitra: Hey waitress, only coffee for us...
Chiryoku: Plus a slice of pie for me.
Faust: Hey look there, those are the retarded policeman that were chasing us.
Pervy: Keep it down idiot, they might see us, we need to get the f*ck out of here!
Faust: What about Peshoo?
Pervy: Lets leave a note and get away, we can't risk with out lives fool...
They leave a message for Pervy that their already going to the bank, they stand up and quietly sneaks out of the place and didn't leave the money for the food and while they are getting out Chiryoku sees them, but doesn't say a word. After ten minutes have passed.
Chriyoku: Hey Nnoitra, I saw those stinky guys we were chasing...
Nnoitra: What? Where?
Chiryoku: Ah, ten minutes ago, don't bother, drink your coffee...
Nnoitra: What the hell? You bastard, they got away again, your fired!
Chiryoku: Why so serious? What can I do now without this job!?
Nnoitra: Join those ugly hobos, like if I care...
Chriyoku walks away from the caffee and notices the note on the table, he read it and he somehow knew that its the handwork of a hobo, so he fallowed his intuation and went to the bank. After all that Pesh came out of the dog showers...
Pesh: Damn straight! I'm clean and shiny, for the first time in these few months, I even burrowed some soap for later. Now what the hell, where did those two bastards run of to? Oh, I see a note here.
"Hey Pehsex, we already went to teh bank cause the two stupid policeman were here, with love Faust and Pervy, oh and you'll have to pay the bill."
Pesh: Damn those clffhangers! I don't have any money...
Pesh runs out of the cafe as fast as he can to get away without paying, heading towards the bank.
Pervy: We finally made it to the bank!
Faust and Pervy puts their stylish masks on, while they look like onion heads, gets a hold of their guns and runs in the bank screaming.
Faust: Bitchez freeze on the spot!
Pervy shoots two bullets of his awesome deagle with bunny graffiti on it and everyone gets down to the ground while a guard of the bank starts to run to their location screaming.
Mugen: I'm Mugen, worlds best bank guard! Bitchez drop your guns and get to ground!
Pervy: Shut up you fag, we wen through too much to stop now...
Pervy tries to shoot at Mugen, but Mugen gets behind a corner thinking of a strategy.
Mugen: Better give up while you still have the chance, we will assign a good jail for you two, where buttsex isn't that often and well known.
Pervy: Sounds nice, but no thank you, we have much bigger plans! Now you bitch there, take this bag and get all the money in it.
Pervy throws a plastic bag with a smiley face on it to a random worker and the worker starts to open up the safe with the extremely strong defense. Mugen gets out of the corner and shoots at Pervy, but misses and he noticed that one of the bandits were gone.
Faust: FLÜGGA9NKO€CHIOEß0LSEN!
Faust used his weapon on Mugen from behind, while Mugen was in great pain, not knowing what his opponent is.
Mugen: Baby, baby, baby, ooooooooooOOoooOoOooh!
Random bank worker: Oh my god, he got Biebered. O__O
Mugen falls on the ground unconscious, from the great pain inflicted. Faust takes his glock.
Faust: One down! Damn, what the hell, aaaarh!
Faust got shot into the shoulder by Nnoitra and the reinforcements had arrived aslong with Chiryoku and Pesh, while Faust falls behind the corner.
Nnoitra: Suits you, bitch!
Pesh: What the hell is happening? I brought this strange dood, he said he's on to join forces with us.
Chiryoku: O hai dere. .-.
Faust: Get the gun and get usefull.
Faust throws Chriryoku the picked up glock, while Nnoitra and other twenty policemen are ready to attack them and the smiley bag was full with money already and the worker was still holding it and watching what will happen... Chiryoku quickly catches the gun, turns around and sends a silver bullet to Nnoitra's chest.
Chiryoku: Damn straight! Remind me to have pie later...
Chiryoku runs to a corner and shoots at the policemans and Nnoitra falls on the ground, a policeman gets him away, while Pesh takes out his spiked baseball bat and hits the guy in the balls, meanwhile Pervy took the money sack and went into a safe spot and started shooting. Pesh was destroying some of them with his ball-breaking bat, Chiryoku was shooting at the policeman with his glock, Pervy did the same and Faust fell asleep.
End of Chapter Three.
Notes: Sorry, this was a pretty lame and random chapter, but I really wanted to post it, didn't sleep the night again and made this random shit.
