Life on Streets.
Chapter Five.
Chapter Five.
So the four proud members of the hobo family slowly walked down the street in a search for a hotel, but none of them actually knew where the hell they are going, so one of them got an idea.
Chiryoku: I know, I bet you guys don't know anything about this ghetto place too, so why don't we get a city map around here?
Pesh: What a splendid genius you are! Let's roll!
Faust, Pervy: You go, dude!
As they were so excited, they actually were walking across the street and suddenly a trash truck drive by and hit Chiryoku dead on, though it didn't even stop.
Faust: Oh, shit! What the hell happened to our man!?
The rest of the gang wasn't surprised at all and had a strange grin on their faces.
Pesh: Calm down! He probably is in a better place by now, the awesome dude in the sky finally ended his suffering and besides, we don't have to share any money with him now, get it? At least he was of a use for us, telling his last words.
The other two hobo were thinking about it and actually agreed with him in a sad manner.
Pervy: At least we should have a proper funeral for him... Besides, he was one of our homies, we have to take care of the gang.
Faust: You are totally right and we should at least return him to his homeland!
Faust, Pesh and Pervy took the body of Chiryoku and carried it to the nearest trash container, throwing it in and closing the cover. Then each of them nip off a dandelion and put it on the container.
Faust: Now, let's have a moment of silence for our beloved frie...
Pervy: Alright, let's get going, we have a new life right in front of us!
All three of them got going, leaving behind Chiryoku. While walking for a while a few memories ran across their minds about him and they finally made it to a corner shop. The seller of the shop saw somebody coming and he put away his porno magazines and lube. There was a sign on his uniform with his name on: Gobi "The fast hand"
Gobi: Hey, there youngsters, how can I help you?
Faust: Oh hey there, could you help us out? We are looking for a map of the city.
Gobi: Sure pals, give me a second here.
Gobi didn't even look back and by accident took one of his dirty magazines and gave it to them.
Pesh: That's not what we came here for. -_-" Though, I could take one of these now.
Pervy: Shut up fool, give us the right thing!
Gobi: Oh, shit! Erm, sorry for the misunderstanding, just a second...
Gobi was all red and he put the magazine down and gave them the right map, awaiting for payment.
Faust: Great, thank you, here take this.
Faust gave Gobi a couple hundred monopoly dollars, since he couldn't count, but Pesh was in luck since Gobi had no idea either and that's why he only had magazines with pictures.
Gobi: Thank you, come again!
Everyone was happy and they started to wander around the city looking at the map in despair, while suddenly a police car dry by and the sirens were on, it stopped right in front of them and Perry jumped out of it holding a gun against them.
Perry: Stop right there, motherfuckers, hands up! I was looking all around for you bastards. Since I haven't caught you yet, I almost lost my job!
The hobo trio was scared and they put their hands up, while suddenly Perry's phone rang.
Perry: Yes, boss? I'm catching these crimin...
Emperor: Blargh! You still haven't caught the faggots who ruined my life and after the incident at the national museum, you're fired! Forget this number further on. *Hangs up.*
~How Emperor survived and became the police boss:
Emperor was last shot by the dead hobo, though it seemed like his enormous amount of green stuff on him, saved him from the bullet. Later on trying to survive he got lost and ended up going in a police station, he went in the bosses office and scared the shit out of him, the boss tried to shoot him, though Emperor managed to dodge the bullets and knock him out, he then ate him since he was starving. Later one he saw there was a shower in the office and he really needed one, so he was washing and by miracle the strange green shit came off of his body and he actually looked the same like the boss, so he thought why not use this opportunity.
Faust: Erm, what happens to be the problem?
Perry: My life is fucked up now! My woman dumped me and now I lost my job, I don't have a place to go anymore...
Faust: Then, you can join us! We are heading to a hotel now.
Pervy: What the hell? Have a cop with us, no way!
Pesh: But he isn't a cop anymore and besides he could be the only one who could understand this map!
Pervy: Well, since you put it that way, I'm alright with it.
Perry: What? Joining criminals? There's no way I could possibly be doing tha... *Thinks about few minutes ago.* Alright, let's go.
Everyone introduced each other with their pathetic lives and got to know each other better. After a while of talking Pesh gave Perry the map and he could actually read it.
Perry: Alright, so there is this random hotel named "Dick's house", we could reside there for a while, it's right around the corner.
The three other hobos were impressed by Perry's reading skills and so they went around the corner and saw a prestige hotel in front of them, while walking in it, Faust noticed a dollar on the ground.
Faust: This must be my lucky day, look, a dollar!
Pervy slaps Faust with a glove which was white a long time ago.
Pervy: Drop that shit! We have thousands in our bag if you haven't noticed, now let's go, let the life begin!
They walk inside the hotel and are amazed by the looks of it, slowly getting close to the administrator Pesh starts to sweat and is thinking about the fake money.
Gama: Welcome to Dick's house! How can I serve you?
Faust: What the hell? It's you from the dump...
To be continued...
End of Chapter Five.
End of Chapter Five.
Author Notes: Awesome! Finally made something in a long time. No offense for anyone in the story, it's just for fun.
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