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Title: The Party (Part 2)
Everyone goes to the dressing room.
Deidara: Well, Sasori my man, what do you think of my costume?
Sasori: Who are you supposed to be?
Deidara: Billy The Exterminator. Hm!
Sasori: Why?
Deidara: Why? Heh, Why not? He's the coolest guy on TV! Who are you anyways?
Sasori: Hold on, let me put this last part on...Now look!
Deidara: Zuko? Nice! You're the Book Three version of him, right?
Sasori: Yeah, Be Jealous.
Deidara: Don't you have a sister? Azula? She's evily beautiful. I'm an AzulaFan.
Sasori: That's my sister!
Deidara: Don't take the costume seriously, hm.
Sasori: Where's The Avatar?!
Deidara: ......*Sigh*......
(Kakuzu and Hidan walk up)
Hidan: Holy Shit. It's Billy The Exterminator! Sweet costume Deidara!
Kakuzu: Sasori, your costume is wicked cool too!
Sasori: ....
Hidan: Wicked cool? The hell Kakuzu?....Hey Sasori, nice costume!
Sasori: ......
Hidan: Deidara, what the hell is wrong with Itachi's number one fangirl?!
Deidara: He thinks he's actually Zuko.
Sasori: I am Prince Zuko!
Hidan: Anyways, what do you think of my costume?
Deidara: The Grim Reaper? Not really original, hm.
Hidan: I'm the the God of Death! On Soul Eater! Kakuzu, you like it right?
Kakuzu: No, but it's not as good as mine! I am the richest man alive.
Sasori: Firelord Ozai?
Kakuzu: No, I am Donald Trump!
Deidara: Oh....yeah, well, no one cares.
Kakuzu: But I like it.......
(Itachi walks in)
Itachi: I do not want an apple. Leave me alone, Kisame.
(Kisame follows Itachi)
Kisame: But you love Apples!
Itachi: No I do not!
(They leave)
Deidara: Was Itachi Light from Death Note?
Sasori: And was Kisame Ryuk?....
Kakuzu: Those guys are rad.
Hidan: That's it! Listen damnit! Rad isn't-
(Tobi runs in)
Tobi: Hello...I am....awesome....
Hidan: Who're you supposed to be?
Tobi: Isn't it obvious? I am Batman......
Kakuzu: Batman?
Deidara: Batman?!
Hidan: Batman?!
Sasori: The Avatar!
Tobi: I look sweet in black! Brings out my eyes! Look they sparkle!
(Shows them his eyes)
Deidara: Why are your eyes red?
Sasori: He's entered Avatar state! Run for it everyone!
(Sasori runs away)
Deidara: Yeah, he's lost it.
Hidan: Let's go party guys!
(They leave while Kakuzu leaves a trail of money. Tobi stays)
Tobi: I'm the Goddamn Batman!
(Kakuzu runs back and desperately grabs his money)
Kakuzu: I'm so sorry....
Tobi: C'mon Kakuzu!
Now to the dance floor!!! Let's get it started in hah!
Everyone fills in, as Big Time Rush plays in the background, while the doorbell starts to ring. The guests have arrived!
Deidara goes to the door.
Deidara: Please come in, ladies and gentleman!
(Ninjas from all over rush in the room. Naruto dressed as Goku, Sasuke dressed as L, Kakshi dressed as Kaiba, Kabuto dressed as Ash Ketchum, Jirobo dressed as The Hulk, and so on and so forth....)
(Ino, dressed as Misa, walks up to Deidara while someone unseen follows her)
Deidara: There's my girl!
(They exchange a quick hug and kiss)
Ino: This party looks amazing!
Deidara: Yeah, no need to thank me! I did this all myself.
Ino: Really?
Deidara: No, but I got all these people here. Yeah, I'm the man!
Ino: Of course you are baby *(Smiles)
(Sasori walks up): Hey guys.
(Notices Deidara's girlfriend and spits out his drink)
Sasori: That's the girl you got me?! My God, she's a perfect blonde! She makes your stupid hairstyle look awesome Deidara!
Ino: No hunny, I am Deidara's girlfriend.
Sasori, who nudges Deidara with his elbow: Hear that, she called me hunny!
Deidara: Hey, she's my girl!
Ino: Don't worry, I brought a very beautiful girl for you Sasori. She kinda has a big forehead, but I think you'll like her.
(Sakura walks up dressed as Mai. Sasori spits out his drink again)
Ino: I knew he'd like her.
Deidara: Their you go my man.
Sasori: You're MY date?
Sakura: Yes, I'm your date.
Sasori: Um, Deidara...can I talk to you for a minute...in private?
Deidara: Sure my man. Be back soon ladies. *Smiles*
Ino: See you babe.
(We follow Deidara and Sasori to a corner in the room)
Sasori: Deidara, what the hell?
Deidara: You're shocked, aren't you?
Sasori: Yeah, I'm don't know what to say...
Deidara: Say thanks Deidara! For helping me get a beautiful date!
Sasori: Yeah-Wait! What? She's hidious! You're pulling a gay joke on me! I am straight! I don't even know if that thing you got me is human!
Deidara: I'll take it you don't like her then.....
Now we go see what Tobi...Er...Batman is up too.
Tobi: Yeah, that's right ladies. Embrace the Dark Knight!
Tenten, who's dressed as Velma from Scooby Doo: Uh, no thanks.
(Tenten leaves)
Tobi: I liked Daphanie better anyways, freckles! Although she looked hot in the Cartoon Network live movie when they were teens. The actress was hot. But, I'm freaking Batman! Women would kill for me!
(Tobi glances across the room inly to see The 1st Hokage staring back at him dressed as The Joker)
Tobi: HOLY HOKAGE BATMAN! No way! He's dead!
(The 1st turns around and walks around the room, dancing)
Tobi: Hey! Get back here! Up, up, and away!....Damnit! I'm Batman! I guess I'll walk then...
Now off to Pein, who's on his way to the party.
Pein who's at a mirror: Stay calm. My McGee costume is awesome and once I see Konan, we'll party all night! I can't wait to see her costume. I wonder who'll she be.
(Pein walks down the hallway, but stops at Zetsu's room)
Pein: Zetsu, are you coming?
Zetsu: (Black Half): Go away, mannnnnn!
Pein: Are you....burning something?
Zetsu: (White Half): Go...to....hell...*Laughs)
Pein: I'll see you later....I guess....
Zetsu: (White Half): Bye Grandma!
Now where are Hidan and Kakuzu?
Hidan, who's drinking lots and lots of root beer: Yeah, then I said, Let's share the pain together! So I ripped his eyes out!
Rock Lee, who's dressed as Jackie Chan: That is so disturbing!
Hidan: I know right? More Root Beer please!
Off to Kakuzu
Kakuzu: I am worth more than your mother and your father combined!
Naruto: My parents are dead.....
Kakuzu: I bought their lives. Simple as that.
Naruto: Argh!!!!!! Kah-me-ha-me-HA!!!!!!!!!!
Kakuzu: Get outta here. You're fired.
Naruto: Ah man....
(Just then two guys burst through the door)
Michael: Where's Kakuzu?
Steven: And where's Hidan?
Naruto and Rock Lee: Over here!!
Hidan: Holy crap...Hey Kakuzu! Look! It's those two queers we were talking about earlier!
Kakuzu: Damnit.
Steven: We're gonna beat your guys up! Here's your pizza by the way.
Hidan: Thanks......a**hole.
Michael: I will never lower the price!
Kakuzu: This is going to be funny....
Now let's see where Itachi is....
Itachi: I would love to date all of you wonderful ladies, but you have to understand, I am too beautiful to be controlled by a woman.
(They all leave)
Kisame: You handled that well.
Itachi: I don't see you picking up any women, Kisame.
Kisame: Really? Look at her.
(Points to Tsunade dressed as Rem)
Kisame: That's my girl.
Itachi: You like them old, don't you, Kisame?
(Orochimaru walks up)
Orochimaru: Hey guys, what's up?
Kisame: Nice Michael Jackson costume.
Itachi: You captured his pedofilleness perfectly.
Orochimaru: But I'm dressed up as Anakin SkyWalker.......
Itachi: Same difference.
Kisame: I like Luke more.
Back to Deidara and Sasori
Deidara: Hey, Ino, want to go dance?
Ino: I'd love to dance with Billy The Exterminator.
Sakura: Want to dance, Sasori?
Sasori: Um, no, no. Let's just sit here and.....sit.
(Sasori notices Hinata, dressed as Katara, walk by)
Sasori: Zutara.....IT WAS MEANT TO BE!!
Sakura: Um, what?
Sasori: Milk....I like milk. Go dairy!
Sakura: .....?
Back to Tobi
Tobi: There you are! I've found you!
1st Hokage: Why So Serious?
Tobi: I'm the Goddamn Batman!!!!!
1st Hokage: Let's dance!
(They begin to dance)
Tobi: I will kill you!
1st Hokage: Mwhahahahhaahahahaha!
To Pein!
Pein: Konan isn't here...I've looked everywhere...I think I'll just see here.
*Pain by Three Days Grace starts playing*
Pein: Really?
Back to Hidan and Kakuzu!
Hidan: Let's do this!
Steve, who pulls out a gun: Okay, you asked for it!
Kakuzu: What are you doing?
Michael, who pulls out one too: We're going to kill you, take your money and go to college!
Hidan: College? How old are you two retards?
Both: Seventeen!
Kakuzu: Seventeen? Wait a minute...Hidan, I know who can save us.
Hidan: Oh Jashin!!! Not him!
Kakuzu: We have too.
Both: OROCHIMARU!!! THESE TWO ARE MINORS!!!!!!!
(Orochimaru runs up and chases the kids away)
Hidan: Damn. Queer runs fast.
Kakuzu: Gnarly.....
Back to Sasori
Sasori: Excuse me Sakura, I have to go...somewhere esle....like the bathroom or something....
Sakura: Okay.
(She kisses Sasori. Sasori smiles and walks away)
Sasori: AHHH!!!!! IT KISSED ME!
(He runs into Hinata)
Sasori: Oh! I am so sorry!
Hinata: It was my fault...I'm sorry. Nice Zuko costume...*Smiles*
Sasori: Thanks, I love your Katara costume, but you're way more beautiful then she is. Want to dance?
Hinata: Sure *Blushes*
(They dance. Sakura sees this)
Sakura: Sasori....Of Akatsuki....I will kill you one day.....
Off to Itachi!
Itachi: Ah, Kisame, you're trapped in the grip of love.
Kisame: I know, Itachi, I know.
Itachi: Go talk to her. She may freak out, but it's worth a shot..
Kisame: Okay...
(Just then, everyone runs in the direction of Kisame and Itachi)
Itachi: Yes ladies, embrace the Uchiha.
Kisame: Itachi...
(They all run by them, while Itachi closes his eyes)
Itachi: I know how much you all love me. Who wouldn't? I am flawless.
Kisame: Itachi! They're gone!
Itachi: How foolish. Where'd the go?
(They look, as does everyone as, and see Konan dressed as Abby off of NCIS, in a dress. All eye are on her)
Kisame: Oh....
Kakuzu: My......
Hidan: Jashin......
Deidara: K-Konan? *Starts staring at her*
Ino: Deidei!
Deidara: Heh, she's almost as beautiful as you Ino.
Hinata: Why aren't you looking at the girl over there. She's beautiful.
Sasori: That's cool, but I have the most beautiful girl right here.
Sasori Whispers to Deidara: Take pictures of Konan for me.
Tobi, who punches 1st Hokage: WOWZA!!!!
Itachi: Pshh...I've seen better....
Kisame: Really?
Itachi: .....No.....
(Konan walks up to Pein)
Pein: K-Ko....nan....
Konan: Will you dance with me?
Pein: But...aren't you mad at me?
Konan: Yes, but being mad isn't very cool. And the Akatsuki is all about cool now.
Pein: I'm so sorry.
(They begin to dance)
Pein: Your idea was amazing. This is perfect.
Konan: Only because I'm with you.
Pein: I love you Konan.
Konan: I love you too.
*They kiss*
Hidan: Lucky Bastard. Get a room!
Kakuzu, who's crying: Let them enjoy the moment...It's so....groovy....
The night continues on and eventually comes to a close. Everyone begins to leave.
Deidara: Bye Ino. I love you babe.
Ino: See you!
*They hug and kiss*
(Zetsu walks in)
Itachi: Zetsu! I need the special ingredient, now!
Zetsu: (White Half): We used some of it already, but come on...
Itachi: Everyone let's go!
In the basement, while That 70's Show theme is playng and smoke fills the room, we join The Akatsuki's circle.
Sasori: This night was amazing man....
Deidara: I know right? We'll never forget this night!
Hidan: *Laughs* We're messed up!
Kakuzu: Remember those losers running....good times...good times..
Itachi: The only good part of the night....
Kisame: I wish I was a fish....My wish has been granted! THANK YOU GENIE!
*Pein has his arm around Konan*
Pein: I do not approve of this.....tomorrow....but....it's on tonight!
Konan: Let's make out more..
Pein: Okay!
*Begin to make out)
Sasori: Hey, hear about this car that runs on water? It runs on water man!!
Zetsu: (Black Half): I love parties.
Zetsu: (White Half): Me too, grandma...me too.....
(Tobi walks down the stairs)
Tobi: Why didn't no one invite Tobi!? I was the Batman! The Goddamn Batman!
Hidan: Don't curse man...it's not positive energy man....
Tobi: That's it! I'm going to sleep! Good day!
Everyone: Tobi! Wait!
Tobi: I said Good Day!
(Tobi leaves)
Everyone: Good day!
The End
I hope you enjoyed it. I worked super hard on this long special. Please read/review
Everyone goes to the dressing room.
Deidara: Well, Sasori my man, what do you think of my costume?
Sasori: Who are you supposed to be?
Deidara: Billy The Exterminator. Hm!
Sasori: Why?
Deidara: Why? Heh, Why not? He's the coolest guy on TV! Who are you anyways?
Sasori: Hold on, let me put this last part on...Now look!
Deidara: Zuko? Nice! You're the Book Three version of him, right?
Sasori: Yeah, Be Jealous.
Deidara: Don't you have a sister? Azula? She's evily beautiful. I'm an AzulaFan.
Sasori: That's my sister!
Deidara: Don't take the costume seriously, hm.
Sasori: Where's The Avatar?!
Deidara: ......*Sigh*......
(Kakuzu and Hidan walk up)
Hidan: Holy Shit. It's Billy The Exterminator! Sweet costume Deidara!
Kakuzu: Sasori, your costume is wicked cool too!
Sasori: ....
Hidan: Wicked cool? The hell Kakuzu?....Hey Sasori, nice costume!
Sasori: ......
Hidan: Deidara, what the hell is wrong with Itachi's number one fangirl?!
Deidara: He thinks he's actually Zuko.
Sasori: I am Prince Zuko!
Hidan: Anyways, what do you think of my costume?
Deidara: The Grim Reaper? Not really original, hm.
Hidan: I'm the the God of Death! On Soul Eater! Kakuzu, you like it right?
Kakuzu: No, but it's not as good as mine! I am the richest man alive.
Sasori: Firelord Ozai?
Kakuzu: No, I am Donald Trump!
Deidara: Oh....yeah, well, no one cares.
Kakuzu: But I like it.......
(Itachi walks in)
Itachi: I do not want an apple. Leave me alone, Kisame.
(Kisame follows Itachi)
Kisame: But you love Apples!
Itachi: No I do not!
(They leave)
Deidara: Was Itachi Light from Death Note?
Sasori: And was Kisame Ryuk?....
Kakuzu: Those guys are rad.
Hidan: That's it! Listen damnit! Rad isn't-
(Tobi runs in)
Tobi: Hello...I am....awesome....
Hidan: Who're you supposed to be?
Tobi: Isn't it obvious? I am Batman......
Kakuzu: Batman?
Deidara: Batman?!
Hidan: Batman?!
Sasori: The Avatar!
Tobi: I look sweet in black! Brings out my eyes! Look they sparkle!
(Shows them his eyes)
Deidara: Why are your eyes red?
Sasori: He's entered Avatar state! Run for it everyone!
(Sasori runs away)
Deidara: Yeah, he's lost it.
Hidan: Let's go party guys!
(They leave while Kakuzu leaves a trail of money. Tobi stays)
Tobi: I'm the Goddamn Batman!
(Kakuzu runs back and desperately grabs his money)
Kakuzu: I'm so sorry....
Tobi: C'mon Kakuzu!
Now to the dance floor!!! Let's get it started in hah!
Everyone fills in, as Big Time Rush plays in the background, while the doorbell starts to ring. The guests have arrived!
Deidara goes to the door.
Deidara: Please come in, ladies and gentleman!
(Ninjas from all over rush in the room. Naruto dressed as Goku, Sasuke dressed as L, Kakshi dressed as Kaiba, Kabuto dressed as Ash Ketchum, Jirobo dressed as The Hulk, and so on and so forth....)
(Ino, dressed as Misa, walks up to Deidara while someone unseen follows her)
Deidara: There's my girl!
(They exchange a quick hug and kiss)
Ino: This party looks amazing!
Deidara: Yeah, no need to thank me! I did this all myself.
Ino: Really?
Deidara: No, but I got all these people here. Yeah, I'm the man!
Ino: Of course you are baby *(Smiles)
(Sasori walks up): Hey guys.
(Notices Deidara's girlfriend and spits out his drink)
Sasori: That's the girl you got me?! My God, she's a perfect blonde! She makes your stupid hairstyle look awesome Deidara!
Ino: No hunny, I am Deidara's girlfriend.
Sasori, who nudges Deidara with his elbow: Hear that, she called me hunny!
Deidara: Hey, she's my girl!
Ino: Don't worry, I brought a very beautiful girl for you Sasori. She kinda has a big forehead, but I think you'll like her.
(Sakura walks up dressed as Mai. Sasori spits out his drink again)
Ino: I knew he'd like her.
Deidara: Their you go my man.
Sasori: You're MY date?
Sakura: Yes, I'm your date.
Sasori: Um, Deidara...can I talk to you for a minute...in private?
Deidara: Sure my man. Be back soon ladies. *Smiles*
Ino: See you babe.
(We follow Deidara and Sasori to a corner in the room)
Sasori: Deidara, what the hell?
Deidara: You're shocked, aren't you?
Sasori: Yeah, I'm don't know what to say...
Deidara: Say thanks Deidara! For helping me get a beautiful date!
Sasori: Yeah-Wait! What? She's hidious! You're pulling a gay joke on me! I am straight! I don't even know if that thing you got me is human!
Deidara: I'll take it you don't like her then.....
Now we go see what Tobi...Er...Batman is up too.
Tobi: Yeah, that's right ladies. Embrace the Dark Knight!
Tenten, who's dressed as Velma from Scooby Doo: Uh, no thanks.
(Tenten leaves)
Tobi: I liked Daphanie better anyways, freckles! Although she looked hot in the Cartoon Network live movie when they were teens. The actress was hot. But, I'm freaking Batman! Women would kill for me!
(Tobi glances across the room inly to see The 1st Hokage staring back at him dressed as The Joker)
Tobi: HOLY HOKAGE BATMAN! No way! He's dead!
(The 1st turns around and walks around the room, dancing)
Tobi: Hey! Get back here! Up, up, and away!....Damnit! I'm Batman! I guess I'll walk then...
Now off to Pein, who's on his way to the party.
Pein who's at a mirror: Stay calm. My McGee costume is awesome and once I see Konan, we'll party all night! I can't wait to see her costume. I wonder who'll she be.
(Pein walks down the hallway, but stops at Zetsu's room)
Pein: Zetsu, are you coming?
Zetsu: (Black Half): Go away, mannnnnn!
Pein: Are you....burning something?
Zetsu: (White Half): Go...to....hell...*Laughs)
Pein: I'll see you later....I guess....
Zetsu: (White Half): Bye Grandma!
Now where are Hidan and Kakuzu?
Hidan, who's drinking lots and lots of root beer: Yeah, then I said, Let's share the pain together! So I ripped his eyes out!
Rock Lee, who's dressed as Jackie Chan: That is so disturbing!
Hidan: I know right? More Root Beer please!
Off to Kakuzu
Kakuzu: I am worth more than your mother and your father combined!
Naruto: My parents are dead.....
Kakuzu: I bought their lives. Simple as that.
Naruto: Argh!!!!!! Kah-me-ha-me-HA!!!!!!!!!!
Kakuzu: Get outta here. You're fired.
Naruto: Ah man....
(Just then two guys burst through the door)
Michael: Where's Kakuzu?
Steven: And where's Hidan?
Naruto and Rock Lee: Over here!!
Hidan: Holy crap...Hey Kakuzu! Look! It's those two queers we were talking about earlier!
Kakuzu: Damnit.
Steven: We're gonna beat your guys up! Here's your pizza by the way.
Hidan: Thanks......a**hole.
Michael: I will never lower the price!
Kakuzu: This is going to be funny....
Now let's see where Itachi is....
Itachi: I would love to date all of you wonderful ladies, but you have to understand, I am too beautiful to be controlled by a woman.
(They all leave)
Kisame: You handled that well.
Itachi: I don't see you picking up any women, Kisame.
Kisame: Really? Look at her.
(Points to Tsunade dressed as Rem)
Kisame: That's my girl.
Itachi: You like them old, don't you, Kisame?
(Orochimaru walks up)
Orochimaru: Hey guys, what's up?
Kisame: Nice Michael Jackson costume.
Itachi: You captured his pedofilleness perfectly.
Orochimaru: But I'm dressed up as Anakin SkyWalker.......
Itachi: Same difference.
Kisame: I like Luke more.
Back to Deidara and Sasori
Deidara: Hey, Ino, want to go dance?
Ino: I'd love to dance with Billy The Exterminator.
Sakura: Want to dance, Sasori?
Sasori: Um, no, no. Let's just sit here and.....sit.
(Sasori notices Hinata, dressed as Katara, walk by)
Sasori: Zutara.....IT WAS MEANT TO BE!!
Sakura: Um, what?
Sasori: Milk....I like milk. Go dairy!
Sakura: .....?
Back to Tobi
Tobi: There you are! I've found you!
1st Hokage: Why So Serious?
Tobi: I'm the Goddamn Batman!!!!!
1st Hokage: Let's dance!
(They begin to dance)
Tobi: I will kill you!
1st Hokage: Mwhahahahhaahahahaha!
To Pein!
Pein: Konan isn't here...I've looked everywhere...I think I'll just see here.
*Pain by Three Days Grace starts playing*
Pein: Really?
Back to Hidan and Kakuzu!
Hidan: Let's do this!
Steve, who pulls out a gun: Okay, you asked for it!
Kakuzu: What are you doing?
Michael, who pulls out one too: We're going to kill you, take your money and go to college!
Hidan: College? How old are you two retards?
Both: Seventeen!
Kakuzu: Seventeen? Wait a minute...Hidan, I know who can save us.
Hidan: Oh Jashin!!! Not him!
Kakuzu: We have too.
Both: OROCHIMARU!!! THESE TWO ARE MINORS!!!!!!!
(Orochimaru runs up and chases the kids away)
Hidan: Damn. Queer runs fast.
Kakuzu: Gnarly.....
Back to Sasori
Sasori: Excuse me Sakura, I have to go...somewhere esle....like the bathroom or something....
Sakura: Okay.
(She kisses Sasori. Sasori smiles and walks away)
Sasori: AHHH!!!!! IT KISSED ME!
(He runs into Hinata)
Sasori: Oh! I am so sorry!
Hinata: It was my fault...I'm sorry. Nice Zuko costume...*Smiles*
Sasori: Thanks, I love your Katara costume, but you're way more beautiful then she is. Want to dance?
Hinata: Sure *Blushes*
(They dance. Sakura sees this)
Sakura: Sasori....Of Akatsuki....I will kill you one day.....
Off to Itachi!
Itachi: Ah, Kisame, you're trapped in the grip of love.
Kisame: I know, Itachi, I know.
Itachi: Go talk to her. She may freak out, but it's worth a shot..
Kisame: Okay...
(Just then, everyone runs in the direction of Kisame and Itachi)
Itachi: Yes ladies, embrace the Uchiha.
Kisame: Itachi...
(They all run by them, while Itachi closes his eyes)
Itachi: I know how much you all love me. Who wouldn't? I am flawless.
Kisame: Itachi! They're gone!
Itachi: How foolish. Where'd the go?
(They look, as does everyone as, and see Konan dressed as Abby off of NCIS, in a dress. All eye are on her)
Kisame: Oh....
Kakuzu: My......
Hidan: Jashin......
Deidara: K-Konan? *Starts staring at her*
Ino: Deidei!
Deidara: Heh, she's almost as beautiful as you Ino.
Hinata: Why aren't you looking at the girl over there. She's beautiful.
Sasori: That's cool, but I have the most beautiful girl right here.
Sasori Whispers to Deidara: Take pictures of Konan for me.
Tobi, who punches 1st Hokage: WOWZA!!!!
Itachi: Pshh...I've seen better....
Kisame: Really?
Itachi: .....No.....
(Konan walks up to Pein)
Pein: K-Ko....nan....
Konan: Will you dance with me?
Pein: But...aren't you mad at me?
Konan: Yes, but being mad isn't very cool. And the Akatsuki is all about cool now.
Pein: I'm so sorry.
(They begin to dance)
Pein: Your idea was amazing. This is perfect.
Konan: Only because I'm with you.
Pein: I love you Konan.
Konan: I love you too.
*They kiss*
Hidan: Lucky Bastard. Get a room!
Kakuzu, who's crying: Let them enjoy the moment...It's so....groovy....
The night continues on and eventually comes to a close. Everyone begins to leave.
Deidara: Bye Ino. I love you babe.
Ino: See you!
*They hug and kiss*
(Zetsu walks in)
Itachi: Zetsu! I need the special ingredient, now!
Zetsu: (White Half): We used some of it already, but come on...
Itachi: Everyone let's go!
In the basement, while That 70's Show theme is playng and smoke fills the room, we join The Akatsuki's circle.
Sasori: This night was amazing man....
Deidara: I know right? We'll never forget this night!
Hidan: *Laughs* We're messed up!
Kakuzu: Remember those losers running....good times...good times..
Itachi: The only good part of the night....
Kisame: I wish I was a fish....My wish has been granted! THANK YOU GENIE!
*Pein has his arm around Konan*
Pein: I do not approve of this.....tomorrow....but....it's on tonight!
Konan: Let's make out more..
Pein: Okay!
*Begin to make out)
Sasori: Hey, hear about this car that runs on water? It runs on water man!!
Zetsu: (Black Half): I love parties.
Zetsu: (White Half): Me too, grandma...me too.....
(Tobi walks down the stairs)
Tobi: Why didn't no one invite Tobi!? I was the Batman! The Goddamn Batman!
Hidan: Don't curse man...it's not positive energy man....
Tobi: That's it! I'm going to sleep! Good day!
Everyone: Tobi! Wait!
Tobi: I said Good Day!
(Tobi leaves)
Everyone: Good day!
The End
I hope you enjoyed it. I worked super hard on this long special. Please read/review
