Life in The Akatsuki (Return Promo)

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The critically acclaimed series, Life in The Akatsuki is returning! This season will be more diverse, action pakced, longer, and-....Okay, I'll stop talking like this. I'm bringing the series back. A new episode will be up either today or tomorrow. Enjoy the following promotion.





Life in The Akatsuki

Promo


(The camera zooms into a house, and a deep voice begins to speak)

In a home full of villains......

(Show's the Akatsuki family picture)

The series is back baby!

Family will be found...

(Show's Kisame on the computer, and Itachi in the background)

Kisame: "My family is a disaster. My father hates me so much. I think he wants me dead."

(Blackens out, and a dorrbell rings. Kisame opens it)

Kisame: "Dad? What are you doing here?"

Itachi, who walks by: "I called him."

New People will be met.


(Shows Hidan and Kakuzu staring down Killer Bee)

Killer Bee: "Who are these fools?"

Hidan: "We're the fucking Akatsuki."

Kakuzu: "Groovy entrance, right?"

(Hidan Facepalms)

Flashbacks will occur

(Shows Itachi and Kisame looking down Might Guy and Kakashi)

Kisame: "More like Mighty-Stupid looking guy!"

Itachi: "Is that the best we, The feared and secret organization Akatsuki, have?"

Kisame: "We save the really good insults for Shippuden."

Some will find love....

(Show's Deidara and Ino at a dinner table. Deidara get on one knee.)

Deidara: "Heh, Ino...Will you marry me?"

While some loose it....

(Pein walks and see's Itachi and Konan in bed together)

Pein: "Itachi? Why are you in bed with Konan?!"

Itachi: "I'm not. She's in bed with me. "

And some..., Well, some things never change.


(Shows Sakura hitting Sasori into a wall)

Sasori: "Why does this always happen to me?"

(Shows Tobi jumping of the roof, but getting hung upside down at the edge of the roof)

Tobi: "Noooo! Tobi hates heights!"

(Shows Hidan looking at a book)

Hidan: "Jews? Fuck Jews!"

(Shows Zetsu passed out)

(Shows Deidara high-fiving Sasori, Pain hugging Konan, Kakuzu jumping in a pile of cash, Itachi looking at a huge picture of himself, Tobi falling into a birthday cake, Sasori talking to Hinata, Hidan kicking a door down, and Pain wearing an NCIS uniform while standing on a table.)

AND SOMEONE WILL GET.....A HAIRCUT.

(The door opens, and it zooms in on everyone's shocked face, individually.)

Life in The Akatsuki

(Kakuzu appears on a white screen)

Kakuzu: "Bazinga!"

(Hidan walks up)

Hidan: "Don't start with that shit! You were hardly in the commercial!"

(Sasori walks up)

Sasori: "What are you two doing?"

(Deidara walks up)

Deidara: "I'm going to get married, hm"

Sasori: "Really? Let's show what happens after-"

Deidara: "NOOO!"

(Kisame walks up)

Kisame: "Deidara? Good Darth Vader impression."

(Itachi walks up)

Itachi: "Just stare at the camera and look perfect."

(Pein, with his arm around Konan, walks up)

Pein: "This will be an interesting season."

Konan: "Feels good to be back."

(Tobi appears, upside down, above everyone)

Tobi: "TOBI made it!"

Hidan: "How the hell is he doing that?!"

(Zetsu appears in the middle, surrounded by smoke, and passes out. The smoke fills over everyone, and when it clears, everyone is a black image. The shows name appears above them)

It's Back!"








I know this was weird xd, but here's some hype for the return of my FF series.


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Sorry I forgot to post the links to the actual series.









 
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