Konoha Zoo

[Madara Uchiha]

Explore our many exibhits here like the wild tobi or the bioshama. but watch out for the shodaimes.

 

[Hellsbadass]

hey i c steve irwin

 

[Madara Uchiha]

oh yeah, he is wrestling that wild shodaime.

 

[Shisui]

*cries* I miss Steve Irwin
*gets over it* I'm going to see the elephants.

 

[Madara Uchiha]

me too. heres a map of the zoo. cheack ot our new breed.
tobioshamodaime= a mixed breed of tobi, bioshamam and a shodaime.

 

[BishamonSama]

HEEEHAAWWW!!!!!
HEEEHAAAWWW!!!!!!

*tries to fly out of cage*

 

[Hellsbadass]

shoot BishamonSama wit sleeping darts

 

[BishamonSama]

*catches sleeping dart in mouth and swallows whole*

HEEEHAAAWWW!!!!
HEEEEEEHHHHHAAAAAAAWWWWW!!!!

*walks over to food trough and starts eating*

 

[Naruto_ Lover_Girl]

Kei walks into the Zoo. Her plan was to vist the animals and talk with them.

 

[Hellsbadass]

be careful the wild BishamonSama will bite

 

[BishamonSama]

HEEEHAW!!!
GERRRRRFUNK!!!
Funky!!!
FUNKERFUNK!!!
GEEERRRRRRFUNK!!!!

 

[Hellsbadass]

down BishamonSama !! down boy!!!

 

[BishamonSama]

*urinates on zabuza*

 

[Hellsbadass]

ahh!!! its so hot and smells

 

[TOBI!]

im a exibhits and a explore
I WIN YAY!

 

[BishamonSama]

NEEEEEEEEEEEEPP!!!!
*charges at tobi, with horns pointed at him!*

 

[TOBI!]

AHH!! IT WANTS TO HURTS US!!

attack my ground!!

(ground swallows bioshamen)

 

[BishamonSama]

Come, my mole people!
*the mole people burst out of the ground with me and together we all staple you to the ground!*

 

[TOBI!]

NO YOU ARE THE EVIL bEHIND THE MOLE MEN!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
(goes crazy and kills all mole men)

 

[BishamonSama]

Nooo!!
*puts duct tape over tobi's eye hole*