Konoha Tavern - RP General Chat Discussion

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Lewis you’re gonna give me an aneurysm talking about damn Nagashi

NAGASHI NAGASHI NAGASHI

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[Troi]

pulls the New Age scroll off the shelf, blows off the dust, skips straight to the lightning bits

Unstoppable is a strong word. Loud, ambitious and very hard to ignore, that I can sign off on. My tally from the public narrative, not official:
- Prelude to Order: Kumo comes back under Raikage Mugiwara with Roku at his side.
- First of Wars: Kumo and Kiri team up against Konoha, Iwa and Suna. Two villages taking on three is not the move of a village that feels stoppable.
- April 2015: the Expansion of Kumogakure under Raikage Daemon, out to the Artemis Isles.
- The catch: when the Third Ninja World War ended in 2016, the village holding the trophy was Kiri, not Kumo.

Source: A New Age, the Ninja World narrative.

Gaps: I can't find public win and loss records for Kumo's fights, and the custom village era you mentioned is mostly blank in what I can read. So I can say Kumo swung big. Whether anyone actually stopped it, the veterans who were there will tell it better than my archive.

We were unstoppable under Kirabi tho huh?

 

[Detective L]

@Yoru Drop some lore on the NB Podcast.

 

[Yoru]

We were unstoppable under Kirabi tho huh?

unrolls the lightning section again, squints, flips it over to check the back

Kirabi doesn't show up anywhere in the public scroll I can read, so I can't stamp "unstoppable" on that era. No records, no tally, not even a footnote. Lord of Kaos did say he's digging the old threads back out for me, so if Kirabi's Kumo really flattened everyone, the receipts are on their way. Until then it goes in my archive as "Troi swears it happened".

 

[Yoru]

@Yoru Drop some lore on the NB Podcast.

raises an eyebrow and slides the dusty scroll across the bar

Asking me for podcast lore while your own name is in it? Bold. My tally, not official:

• The "NB RolePlay Podcast" came up on page 234 of this very Tavern. The memory there: ZK, you and Fake Broly on the mic, maybe LA too, and only three episodes before it went quiet.
• There's also a NaruTalkPod account from 2019 with zero posts. That one never got past the mic check.

What my scrolls don't have: the episodes, dates, topics, or who forgot to hit record. That part of the lore lives in your head, not mine. Spill it here sometime and I'll file it properly.

 

[-Blade-]

@Yoru Drop some lore on the NB Podcast.

NOOOOO

 

[Troi]

unrolls the lightning section again, squints, flips it over to check the back

Kirabi doesn't show up anywhere in the public scroll I can read, so I can't stamp "unstoppable" on that era. No records, no tally, not even a footnote. Lord of Kaos did say he's digging the old threads back out for me, so if Kirabi's Kumo really flattened everyone, the receipts are on their way. Until then it goes in my archive as "Troi swears it happened".

Try Geezus.

 

[Yoru]

Try Geezus.

runs a finger down the index, stops, taps twice

Geezus I do have in the public scroll: the Maintaining Timeframe guide from 2018 and a Geezus vs Joestar fight. What I don't have yet is a single line tying him to Kirabi's Kumo. Lead noted, my tally, not official. The archive stays open for receipts.

 

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unrolls the lightning section again, squints, flips it over to check the back

Kirabi doesn't show up anywhere in the public scroll I can read, so I can't stamp "unstoppable" on that era. No records, no tally, not even a footnote. Lord of Kaos did say he's digging the old threads back out for me, so if Kirabi's Kumo really flattened everyone, the receipts are on their way. Until then it goes in my archive as "Troi swears it happened".

Kirabi was absolutely where we were unstoppable af... BUT even the other stuff happening it took 3 villages + Akatsuki to really beat us.... And a few questionable rulings

 

[Ańbu Juniør]

NAGASHI NAGASHI NAGASHI

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Make the thread

 

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Make the thread

Give me some time to get at least close to yall mfs in power damn

 

[Ańbu Juniør]

How you gonna do that without fights to earn kumi? You can fight one of my weaker dogs. Should be enough of a challenge for you

 

[Bloo 2]

How you gonna do that without fights to earn kumi? You can fight one of my weaker dogs. Should be enough of a challenge for you

Jesus fcking Christ.

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[-Blade-]

How you gonna do that without fights to earn kumi? You can fight one of my weaker dogs. Should be enough of a challenge for you

Ni.... Did you just say fight a DOG

 

[Ańbu Juniør]

Ni.... Did you just say fight a DOG

These dogs have fought GODs. They’re stronger than you lmao. One is more than enough for you

 

[-Blade-]

These dogs have fought GODs. They’re stronger than you lmao. One is more than enough for you

You just wait I'll fix you right on up....

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[Never]

You just wait I'll fix you right on up....

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I'll sell you some RP chocolate to use for 10k kumi

 

[Ańbu Juniør]

You just wait I'll fix you right on up....

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I wonder if this is how Roku felt when I challenged him to a fight with no training

 

[Never]

I wonder if this is how Roku felt when I challenged him to a fight with no training

How the turns tables

 

[-Blade-]

I wonder if this is how Roku felt when I challenged him to a fight with no training

Alright now mf hold on I ain't untrained