Konoha psychologists.

[Punk Hazard]

Tch! Ok, give me a sec.
...Ok. Done! Yes, what do I think? Well, I enjoyed Percy Jackson, or should I be specific??

Also! @shrinks: Right now we need to practice on our skills, so I'll be training our psychologists in treating clients by acting as a client. Who's up first?

ill be first

 

[UchihaBrat]

ill be first

Very well! Then first *goes out of the room and knocks on the door very lightly*

 

[Punk Hazard]

Very well! Then first *goes out of the room and knocks on the door very lightly*

please enter

 

[UchihaBrat]

please enter

*Comes in with a purple costume on and a big cigar in mouth* Yo, you the shrink? I got a problem, a friend said you're good at helping.

 

[Punk Hazard]

*Comes in with a purple costume on and a big cigar in mouth* Yo, you the shrink? I got a problem, a friend said you're good at helping.

whats your problem?

oh and no smoking please

 

[UchihaBrat]

whats your problem?

oh and no smoking please

.. Ok *puts out cigar and throws it at the floor*
My problem is, that I'm a pimp, but not really a pimp.
I dress up like one, talk like one in public, but never went as far as getting into the business. Now, my momma says this is a problem, and since it's my momma, I want to get rid of it as well, but I can't!
LOOK! I EVEN HAVE A PIMP CANE! :

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F**K I DON'T GIVE A SH*T NO MORE! *starts slapping the wall*

 

[Zwei]

i need help. ._.
i cant stop thinking about killing trolls. ._.

 

[UchihaBrat]

i need help. ._.
i cant stop thinking about killing trolls. ._.

Ah, as our other psychologists are busy with training right now, let me call another one. One sec, and why don't you take a seat in the meanwhile?

 

[Zwei]

Ah, as our other psychologists are busy with training right now, let me call another one. One sec, and why don't you take a seat in the meanwhile?

*sits on a chair & waits*

 

[UchihaBrat]

*sits on a chair & waits*

Would you like some biscuits while you wait?

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[Zwei]

Would you like some biscuits while you wait?

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yes, certianly.

*takes a biscuit & eats it*

 

[Nyanmaru]

and the lightning thief

lmao. UchihaBrat I said Logan Lerman alone. :|

 

[UchihaBrat]

lmao. UchihaBrat I said Logan Lerman alone. :|

Yes, then, he's quite the looker. What else.. oh! I think he looks like the kind of guy who'd look good ridding on horses and fighting with lances!

 

[Nyanmaru]

Yes, then, he's quite the looker. What else.. oh! I think he looks like the kind of guy who'd look good ridding on horses and fighting with lances!

Yep. Now stare at his eyes. What do you think?

 

[UchihaBrat]

Yep. Now stare at his eyes. What do you think?

I-I don't know what to say~<3

 

[Nyanmaru]

I-I don't know what to say~<3

Gotcha.

 

[iamkawaii08]

I need a psychologist please..:T_T:

 

[UchihaBrat]

Gotcha.

Iyaaaan~<3

I need a psychologist please..:T_T:

I suppose I should start taking on multiple clients, please take a seat right here*points at comfy comforting couch* What is your problem?

@Jayden: Until the other psychologist comes, I can start with you as well, tell me more about it, what a bout trolls is it that gives rise to these feelings?

 

[Nyanmaru]

Iyaaaan~<3

HAHA. What now? Maybe if you like Logan then he starts serenading you only then I could break the statue.

 

[iamkawaii08]

*lays on the comfy couch*
well mr. psycho I think I failed my exams earlier..:T_T: and now I'm so depressed that I actually thought of jumping on a bridge..:T_T: