Konoha psychologists.

[UchihaBrat]

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Do you feel Konoha ops constantly stalking you, even though you don't see them?
Do you perhaps wake up at times at some unknown place, with a lot of scrolls lying around on the floor as if they've been smoked, thinking "Who am I?"
Or perhaps you're sailing on the deep sea of melancholy, trying to navigate towards salvation?

Why not come and lie down on our comfy couch, and let us help you?

We are uncertified psychologists who don't know squat about psychology with big, big hearts.

...We want to help you....

Would you let us? Even if it meant for things to get even worse than is?​

Secretary:
Kikyo
Secretary of the secretary:
Norman Jayden

Head psychologist(means you get more cookies than the rest): House
Psychologist#1: UchihaBrat
Psychologist#2: rikerslade
Psychologist#3: empty
Psychologist#4: Xylon
On internship: Getsuga Tenshou
Assistant and muscles when necessary: uzumakikenshin
Freelancing psychologist: Igneel
Btw, it's a drop in, so if there's any problem, just tell us and we'll aid you as quickly as possible.
Seems like we have a small medical practice as well, so ask House or Chase 'bout that :/

 

[-Yard-]

This thread is bad and I'm not sure how to deal with that.

 

[UchihaBrat]

This thread is bad and I'm not sure how to deal with that.

Ah, let me just inform you beforehand mr. Yard, that this is in the rp section, thus making references to the thread is highly confusing, to me as a psychologist.
Or are you perhaps interested in talking about your problems?

 

[Igneel]

psychologist O_O #2

 

[UchihaBrat]

psychologist O_O #2

Do you want the job?

 

[Igneel]

Do you want the job?

maybe

 

[Punk Hazard]

i want to be a psychologist!

 

[Nyanmaru]

I read the title as pisiologists. Do I have a problem?

 

[Igneel]

I read the title as pisiologists. Do I have a problem?

yes you do..... >_> do you have the the tendency to pee all the time O_O

 

[UchihaBrat]

maybe

let me know when the maybe has evolved then!

i want to be a psychologist!

then do you accept answering a few questions?

I read the title as pisiologists. Do I have a problem?

I'm afraid you might need professional help, have this ever happened before?

 

[Nyanmaru]

I'm afraid you might need professional help, have this ever happened before?

Yes.

yes you do..... >_> do you have the the tendency to pee all the time O_O

I tend to sneeze.

 

[Punk Hazard]

let me know when the maybe has evolved then!



then do you accept answering a few questions?



I'm afraid you might need professional help, have this ever happened before?

yes i will answer questions

 

[Igneel]

let me know when the maybe has evolved then!

I won't join the group.....i'm free lance

Yes.

I tend to sneeze.

>_> OMG you have pisiology syndrome ..you should never pee for the rest of you lifeU_U

 

[UchihaBrat]

Yes.

Have you ever been told before, that you misread a word and most importantly how did you feel when you heard that?

@Rikerslade: ok then. Here's the questions:
Q1. Have you got a big heart?
Q2. Do you have any psychological problems yourself?

 

[Nyanmaru]

>_> OMG you have pisiology syndrome ..you should never pee for the rest of you lifeU_U

Where would that get me?... oops wait. I think I know.
EDIT: @UchihaBrat: They never tell me. I just realize it. Like how I pronounce the word genre, when I heard the real pronunciation, I laughed so hard. lmao

 

[UchihaBrat]

Then mr. Igneel, I'll add you as freelancing psychologist!

 

[Igneel]

Then mr. Igneel, I'll add you as freelancing psychologist!

i take pay..... 100 kumi/hr U_U

@nyanamaru:tell me

 

[Punk Hazard]

Have you ever been told before, that you misread a word and most importantly how did you feel when you heard that?

@Rikerslade: ok then. Here's the questions:
Q1. Have you got a big heart?
Q2. Do you have any psychological problems yourself?

A1. depends if the situation calls for it
A2. i seem to have a split personality, a polite, quiet personality at home, but when i get to school, im borderline crazy, loud, obnoxious, i swear and im hyperactive

 

[UchihaBrat]

i take pay..... 100 kumi/hr U_U

Hmmm.. How about 10 Kumi/hour?

A1. depends if the situation calls for it
A2. i seem to have a split personality, a polite, quiet personality at home, but when i get to school, im borderline crazy, loud, obnoxious, i swear and im hyperactive

You're hired!

 

[Nyanmaru]

i take pay..... 100 kumi/hr U_U

@nyanamaru:tell me

Kinda obvious.:|