"The cookie that no longer makes you a virgin the PINK cookie..............
o,o... Could you be referring to that hairy thing nee-sama showed me in the toilet?
o,o... The likelihood of you becoming drunk is 100%..
"Ummm wow did you hate that cookie she showed you that much?
I'll take that risk xD
*continues to drink more of the spiked punch*
Thinks to myself "Well he does have the mind of a child...."
"Umm SexyTsunade He's crying and I don't Know what to do maybe you could help"