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Bearing his symmetrical and shiny black suit, Death the Kid, along with his comrades Liz and Patty Thompson, walks the streets of New York City.
DTK: "New York City, a city decorated with buildings and lights everywhere.....I hate it."
Patty: "Why? It's so beautiful!"
Liz: "There's a reason for him not liking it, and I think I know it."
DTK: "It's so unbalanced! The symmetry only resides in the roads!"
(Death the Kid lays runs to a wall, heavily breathing, and puts his hands against the wall)
DTK: "I'm in hell! Just end it all!"
(Death the Kid turns his head around, facing the Thompson sisters.)
DTK: "Patty! Shoot me right now!"
Patty: "Okay!"
(Liz grabs Patty's waist, before Patty transforms into a gun.)
Liz: "Patty! We can't shoot him! Not before we catch the kishin soul!"
DTK: "That's right! The kishin soul! The who;e reason we came here!"
Liz: "Good, now he remembers his goal to make us death weapons."
DTK: "Death weapons? The kishin soul's host is supposed to be the most symmetrical person on this planet! That's why we're here!"
(Liz's face fills with anger as her head grows bigger, and a vein appears on the right side of her forehead)
Liz: "What?! We're here to kill the kishin and get his soul!"
DTK: "Kill him?! Why would I do that?!"
(They get in each other's face while Patty begins to laugh)
Liz: "We have to kill him!"
DTK: "No! I'll die!"
Liz: "More the pleasure then!"
DTK: "You're just jealous because you don't have the perfect symmetry!"
Liz: "You don't either!"
(Liz grabs his white striped hair)
Liz: "Three white lines! But only on one side!"
(DTK falls to the ground)
DTK: "Don't remind me of that! I'm so ugly!"
Patty: "Guys, shouldn't we gather information or something?"
Liz: "It's not like you to be serious, what's wrong?"
Patty: "He's crying in pee!"
(Liz looks at Death the Kid who is in the fetal position in a pee puddle)
Liz: "Kid?"
DTK: "What is it now? Are you going to tell me my eyes are unbalanced? It's only negative 1 off!"
Liz: "Kid, look down."
(Death the Kid looks down at the pee)
DTK: "My suit! My suit! Liz! I'm yellow and I smell!"
Liz: "Let's go get you cleaned up."
DTK: "I can't go out in public like this!"
Liz: "You already are....":
(DTK looks up, only to see everyone laughing at him, including Patty.)
DTK: "The shame! Take me to a dry cleaner quick!"
Liz: "Okay. Patty, come on."
Patty: "Looks like a dog already did on kid!"
(DTK sulks down on the sidewalk)
DTK: "Just kill me!"
(Liz picks up Kid by the neck)
Liz: "LATER!"
Walking down the forest of Konoha, Killer Bee begins to rap a little.
Killer Bee: "This vacation rules, fo sho. Poor brother, he can't do this no more. I'm so lucky! Yeah!"
8th tailed: "You are a fool. We should return as soon as possible."
Killer Bee: "No way man! I gotta work on my tan!"
8th tailed: "Tan? But you're-"
Killer Bee: "Hey look! It's a cook! F*ck yeah!"
(Killer Bee walks up to a merchant)
Killer Bee: "Cook in the woods is weird, but hey, I'm no quire. Two orders of Ramen. Cha-Ching!"
Merchant: "Pay the price, and I'll send you on a trip you'll never forget. A trip of wonders."
Killer Bee: "Yo, I just want ramen! None of that blabbin!"
Merchant: "Do you want to explore your wildest thoughts?"
Killer Bee: "No! I want to chow down on some mo town!"
Merchant: "Pay. Pay. Pay."
Killer Bee: "Hell! I'm paying!"
(Killer Bee pays the man, and is teleported to New York City)_
Merchant: "We were out of ramen!"
(The merchant takes off his mask, revealing himself to be Kabuto)
Kabuto: "Hopefully the nine tails will come!"
In New York, a dizzy Killer Bee waks up on top of a roof.
Killer Bee: "Yo! That was tight and all, but where's my bowl!?"
8 tailed: "We aren't in Konoha anymore."
Killer Bee: "We ain't in Kansas anymore, Dorothy!"
8 tailed: "What?"
Killer Bee: "Always wanted to say that, super tight, huh!?"
(Killer Bee looks up at a sign featuring a very appealing woman)
Killer Bee: "Dog! That is sweet! I wonder if she'd suck on my Pete!"
8 tailed: "Sometimes I wish I were dead....Or more importantly, you..."
In the laundry mat.... DTK, wearing a white t-shirt and shorts, stands next to Liz and Patty at a dryer.
DTK: "Let me wash my suit!"
Liz: "Calm down. I didn't know you were so eager to touch pee."
DTK: "On second thought...Patty, will you wash my suit?"
Patty: "Sure!"
(Patty takes his suit to a washer)
Liz: "Why didn't she go to this one?"
DTK: "It doesn't matter! Nothing does until my suit is clean!"
(A tall white man, with red eyes walks into the mat)
Liz: "Kid, I think-"
DTK: "Why didn't you tell me there was a puddle there? Being a stripper and all before, I imagined you would know things like that."
Liz: "Kid, that-Wait? What?! I was not a stripper!"
DTK: "Sorry, exotic performer. That better?"
Liz: "Why are you so mean sometimes? It's already bad enough with yout OCD."
DTK: "It's my suit! And I don't have an OCD!"
Liz: "Your suit this, your suit that. It's just a suit."
DTK: "Just a suit?!"
Liz: "Don't you care about anything else as much as you do that suit?"
DTK: "No! Well, one thing, but it's not important! Don't change the subject!"
Liz: "What? I didn't change-"
DTK: "Hey wait!"
(DTK notices the tall man running out carrying his suit)
DTK: "That's my suit!"
(DTK chases the guy)
Liz: "Patty?"
(Patty jumps out of the washing machine)
Patty: "That was so fun!"
Liz: "*Facepalm*
On the roof...
Killer Bee: "Hey look, there' another sign! I wonder if it's fine!"
(Bee looks up, only to see Justin Beiber and Rebecca Black's posters)
Killer Bee: "They f*ck? They suck!"
(Bee runs towards the sign and jumps through it)
On the ground...
DTK: "Get back here! I need my suit! I look awful in white!"
Man: "No!"
DTK: "Why not?!"
Man: "Because Jews are the rules of the galaxy!"
(DTK stops running)
DTK: "Huh? What?"
(DTK hears a man screaming)
Killer Bee: "AHH! Look alive short fry!"
(DTK looks up only to see Killer Bee land on him, while Liz and Patty run up to them)
Liz: "Kid!"
Patty: "He's in pee again!"
Killer Bee: "Yo! Hi!"
(Killer Bee waves at Patty, whom waves back, but Liz looks on confused)
At the hospital....
DTK lays in a bed, bandages on his head, and slowly begins to awake.
DTK: "Please....date me.....Z.....I....love you."
Killer Bee: "Hey! I'm not playing that way!"
(DTK opens his eyes, only to see Killer Bee in his face)
DTK: "AHHHH! Who are you!?"
Killer Bee: "I'm Killer Bee, yo! Nice to meet ya! Sorry about crushing you, I know it was uncool!"
DTK: "Stop screaming at me!"
Killer Bee: "Chill little Phil!"
DTK: "Phil? That isn't my name!"
Killer Bee: "I know. Shut the lid. I know you're Death The Kid!"
DTK: "Did my father, the Lord of Death, tell you?"
Killer Bee: "Who? No, no! Patty here told me! She's so kind! If you don't mind, can I get ya some more pillows or something?"
DTK: "Patty?! Where's Liz?"
(Liz walks in)
Liz: "Dry cleaning your disgusting suit."
DTK: "My suit! My amazing symmetrical suit!"
(DTK hugs the suit)
Killer Bee: "He alright? Is his head screwed on tight?"
Patty: "He's okay!"
Liz: "Far from normal, but okay."
Killer Bee: "Well, that's sweet. Let's go grab a bite to eat!"
Patty: "Yeah!"
At a resturant, the all join in at a table. Liz and DTK facing Bee and Patty.
DTK: "So, why did you fall on me in the first place?"
Killer Bee: "It was crazy! I was teleported here from Konoha! Never got my ramen, you know-a?"
DTK: "Well, that's....nice. How do you plan on getting back home?"
Killer Bee: "I dunno, but I like it here! Yeah!"
Liz: "Why do you say yeah so much?"
Killer Bee: "Because I'm super cool!"
Liz: "I hope you don't ever meet Soul."
Patty: "You'd like Soul. He's cool!"
Killer Bee: "I like cools more than fools!"
Clerk: "Order number 6!"
Patty: "Ours! C'mon Liz! We're go get it!"
Liz: "Okay...."
(Patty and Liz go to get the food)
Killer Bee: "So are you tapping the Liz or just flapping?"
DTK: "Excuse me?"
Killer Bee: "I know ya like Liz! Cool shiz!"
DTK: "We are friends. I like her and Patty equally, like family."
Killer Bee: "You be playin incest then!"
DTK: "I do not like Liz!'
Liz: "What about me?"
DTK: "Uh...You have horrible EARS!"
Liz: "Ears?"
DTK: "They are so....balanced!"
Liz: "Don't you mean unbalanced?"
DTK: "Doesn't matter. Our food is here."
(Patty caries all the food to the table, and they all sit down. DTK begins to drink his coca-cola, but spits it out)
DTK: "Killer Bee! Your tattoo! There's only one!"
Killer Bee: "Yeah! Should there be two?"
DTK: "ALWAYS!"
Killer Bee: "Woah! Woah!'
DTK: "Don't look at me!"
Liz: "Kid, don't over react.'
DTK: "Be quiet unsymmetrical ears!"
Killer Bee: "Flirtin, don't be hurtin!"
Liz: "What? Flirt-"
DTK: "You are disgusting! Liz! Leave the building now!"
Liz: "Excuse me?!"
DTK: "Now!"
Liz: "Kid, what is your problem?!"
DTK: "You are so messed up! So off balance! So unsymmetrical! You are deformed! Not beautiful! DEFORMED!"
(Liz's face quickly becomes sad)
Killer Bee: "Yo......"
Patty: "Liz?"
Liz: "I'm out of here. You can find that kishin YOURSELF! I am not your partner OR your friend anymore! Patty, let's go!"
(Liz leaves)
Patty: "Sorry guys!"
(Patty chases after Liz)
DTK: "Now, will you fix the tattoo!"
Killer Bee: "Fool, that was uncool!"
DTK: "What was?"
Killer Bee: "Why'd ya treat her so bad? Think you're rad? You're not! She liked ya too! But you're a fool!"
(Kid slams his head down on the table)
DTK: "I'm such an idiot! Kill me!"
Killer Bee: "I know how to help dog. Yeah!"
(Bee picks up DTK and they leave)
At a bar...
Bee takes DTK to the stools.
Killer Bee: "We didn't travel far to come to this bar."
DTK: "A bar? My father will kill me."
Killer Bee: "Not as bad as Liz will, ya feel me?"
DTK: "Liz! I am so sorry!"
Killer Bee: "Relax man, have a drink and think!"
DTK: "Okay...."
Outside, and at a nearbystreet, Liz and Patty are spying at a man behind a corner.
Liz: "There's the kishin. That man from earlier. I won't let the idiot Kid keep us from becoming a Death Weapon!"
Patty: "Are you okay?"
Liz: "Shut up and let's go!"
Patty: "Okay!"
(Patty transforms into a gun, and Liz fires her at the man, but he easily dodges and runs down the street)
Liz: "Get back here!"
Patty: "Stop holding me too tight!"
Liz: "Sorry!"
At the bar....
Death the Kid is standing on the counter with his shirt off.
DTK: "Get me a microphone! NOW!"
(Killer Bee holds his sword to the bartender's neck)
Killer Bee: "Better do it yo!"
(The bartender gives him a mic)
Killer Bee: "Yo witch, give me a mic b*tch!"
(Bartender gives Bee a mic)
DTK: "Listen up everyone! Me and my dog have something to say!"
Killer Bee: "Dog?"
8 tailed: "That's you!"
Killer Bee: "Oh yeahhh!"
DTK: "Hit my music!"
(The jukebox begins to play a Beiber song)
DTK: "I'm straight!"
(The songs changes to Friday by Rebecca Black)
DTK: "I'm still straight!"
(The song changes to Worldwide by Big Time Rush)
DTK: "More like it!"
Killer Bee: "Not my style, but I'll still be profilin!"
(DTK turns around, back to the audience)
DTK: "Wait"
Killer Bee: "(Wait)"
DTK: "a minute before you tell me anything, How was your day?
Killer Bee: "(Wait)"
DTK:"'Cause I been missing
Both: "You by my side, yeah"
DTK: "Did I awake
Bee: "(Awake)"
DTK "You out of your dream? I'm sorry but I couldn't sleep.
Both: "You calm me down. There's something about the sound of your voice."
On the street
Liz shoots alot of soul shots are the kishin, but he dodges all of them.
Liz: "Stand still!"
In the bar...
DTK: "Paris, London, Tokyo, It's just one thing that I gotta do"
Bee: "(Hello, tuck you in every night on the phone, Hello, tuck you in every night.)"
DTK: "And I can hardly take another goodbye. Baby, won't be long, You're the one that I'm waiting on."
Bee: "(Hello, tuck you in every night on the phone, woah)"
Outside the bar, the tall man runs in.
Patty: "The bar!"
Liz: "I'm going!"
(Liz runs in and shoots the man. Patty de-transforms. Liz hears DTK and looks through the crowd for him. She pushes through the crowd and see's him on stage. Right when she finds him, he turns around and locks eyes with her.)
DTK: "Girl, I'll be thinking about you worldwide, worldwide, worldwide"
Bee: "(Worldwide, worldwide, worldwide)."
DTK: "Girl, I'll be thinking about you worldwide, worldwide, worldwide."
Bee: "(Worldwide, worldwide, worldwide)."
(DTK points at Liz)
DTK: "Girl, I'll be thinking about you
Both: "Whoa, wherever the wind blows me
You're still the one and only girl on my mind"
DTK: "No, there ain't no one better"
Bee: "(Worldwide)"
DTK: "So always remember"
Bee: "(Worldwide)"
DTK: "Always remember, girl, you're mine."
(The crowd cheers while DTK jumps off the stage and hugs Liz)
DTK: "I'm so sorry! I didn't mean it. Well, you are un-symmetrical. Nobody is perfectly balanced. And that is what I love about you."
Liz: "Kid, you're seriously messed up."
DTK: "........."
Liz: "And that's what I love about you."
(They kiss)
Patty: "Yay!"
Killer Bee: "I might shed a tear, yo, but show no fear. My time to shine! 1, 2, 3, 4!"
(Killer Bee jumps on the counter and begins to rap while TDK and Liz dance)
Killer Bee: "F*cking YEAH!"
Later, outside the bar.
DTK: "Killer Bee, thank you. You're epicness makes me forget about the tattoo....GET ANOTHER ONE........Sorry."
Killer Bee: "Alls cool here fool, ya fool. But, my chakra's decreasing! I think I'll be going back soon, yo."
Patty: "Please don't leave!"
(Patty hugs Bee)
Killer Bee: "Can't control it for now, but I'll be back, quicker then a milking cow!"
Liz: "That makes no sense, but thank you for everything."
(Liz hugs Bee)
Death the Kid: "Thank you."
Killer Bee: "No hugging here! We fist bump my brother!'
(They fist bump, and Killer Bee begins to teleport away)
Killer Bee: "Later fools!"
(Killer Bee waves at Patty)
Killer Bee: "Bye Patty! E-Yeah!"
(Killer Bee returns to Konoha)
DTK: "This was a strange day. Let's go home."
Liz: "We got the kishin soul."
DTK: "I don't care, I need to sleep. Plus, I need to tell my father I have a girlfriend. He'll go crazy."
Liz: "Your father's funny."
Patty: "I love your dad!"
DTK: "Let's go."
(DTK puts his arm around Liz and they walk besides each other while Patty skips alone)
End