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Kakuzu: Broken Hearted
*Note: One Shot. Also, listen to this so you'll have more emphasis.
*Inspired by these pictures
Collecting a bounty, Kakuzu and Hidan are in search for a missing ninja from The Village Hidden in the Clouds.
Hidan: "How long is it till we find this damned bounty of yours? My feet are killing me!"
Kakuzu: "Soon. And besides.....it'll be worth it. You'll get to kill her."
Hidan: "What? This ninja's girl?"
Kakuzu: "Yes. Why is that so shocking?"
Hidan: "Women are b*tches! They always try to run a man's life!"
Kakuzu: "That may be, but it doesn't change our mission."
Hidan: "Hey, Kakuzu, ever have a woman?
Kakuzu: "What?"
Hidan: "Have you ever had a girl?"
Kakuzu: "That is irrelevant to our mission."
Hidan: "Well, I had this girl once and man I tore her up! It's pretty f*cking hilarious because she wanted to actually marry me! Poor b*tch was in love! I left her as fast as possible."
Kakuzu: "You should treat women differently."
Hidan: "How would you know? You haven't been with a girl. You're just a greedy old bastard! And an annoying one at that!"
*Kakuzu stops and grabs Hidan's neck*
Kakuzu: "Listen, once I did have someone, but that was a long time ago."
Hidan: "Was she hot?"
Kakuzu: "If you weren't so religious, I'd kill you! But, be quiet and I'll tell you."
*Kakuzu lets Hidan go and sits down. Hidan does the same.*
Kakuzu: "A very long time ago....."
FlashBack
In Takigakure , Kakuzu, sporting a Shinobi vest of Takigakure and no mask, has just returned from a mission, and is now walking to a building reminiscent of the Hokage's Mansion in Konoha.
Kakuzu: "I have returned."
*A man sporting a very expensive look turns around*
???: "Glad to see you're alive. I thought you'd be dead."
Kakuzu: "My death hasn't arrived yet, Hideo. I'll take it that you'll want your usual share this time?"
Hideo: "No, no. As the Feudal Lord of our Village, I have enough money. This time, I'd like it if you'd keep the money."
Kakuzu: "How did you know?"
Hideo: "It's written all over you face. Plus, my daughter told me. I hope I'll be invited to your wedding."
Kakuzu: "Of course."
Kakuzu: "I have returned."
*A man sporting a very expensive look turns around*
???: "Glad to see you're alive. I thought you'd be dead."
Kakuzu: "My death hasn't arrived yet, Hideo. I'll take it that you'll want your usual share this time?"
Hideo: "No, no. As the Feudal Lord of our Village, I have enough money. This time, I'd like it if you'd keep the money."
Kakuzu: "How did you know?"
Hideo: "It's written all over you face. Plus, my daughter told me. I hope I'll be invited to your wedding."
Kakuzu: "Of course."
FlashBack End
Hidan: "Wedding?! What the hell are you talking about?"
Kakuzu: "Listen."
FlashBack
After meeting with the Feudal Lord, Kakuzu begins walking home, but suddenly, a girl runs up behind him and covers his etyes.
???: "Guess who!"
Kakuzu: "Hopefully, it's you Asami, or I'm in quite a predicament...."
Asami: "You guessed correct!"
*Kakuzu turns around into a big kiss from Asami*
Kakuzu: "I have some good news for you."
Asami: "Does it involve our wedding?"
Kakuzu: "When did your father tell you?"
Asami: "I had to beat it out of him, but eventually he broke down!"
(Asami hugs Kakuzu)
Asami: "I can't believe we'll be getting married in two months!"
Kakuzu: "I know. It's happening so quickly. Life does indeed flash before ones eyes, but my life is so special. I wish it slowed down."
Asami: "Well, there is something we could do..."
Kakuzu: "What do you have in mind?"
Asami: "Let's get married tomorrow night! That way we can spend the rest of our lives together!"
Kakuzu: "I don't know what to say...."
Asami: "What about yes?"
Kakuzu: "Sounds good to me."
*They kiss, and began to walk down the street*
Kakuzu: "Hopefully it won't be too expensive."
Asami: "Gosh! You're just like my father when it comes to money!"
Kakuzu: "Money makes the world go round....but it doesn't compare to you."
(Asami blushes)
Later that night.....
Kakuzu, who's in a deep sleep, is awoken by a out of breath Hideo.
Hideo: "Oh God! Wake up! Wake up!"
Kakuzu: "Hideo....? What is it?"
Hideo: "It's Asami! She's.....She's been kidnapped!"
Kakuzu: "WHAT?! How could yet let this happen?!"
Hideo: "It was....ninja's from Suna, Konoha, Kumo....everywhere! Even here!"
Kakuzu: "We have to find them."
Hideo: "They left a note.....demanding 1,0000000 ryo for her release! But with your abilities...I think....."
Kakuzu: "I will kill them."
At the arranged building, Kakuzu, sporting his standard mask, arrives and breaks through the door.
Kumo ninja: "Look who it is."
Suna ninja: "This is the girls lover, huh?
Rain ninja: "I say let's kill him!"
Konoha ninja: "No, no.....not yet."
*Kakuzu's eyes focus on his loved one, who's against a wall, tied up by a rope*
Kakuzu: "Let her go, and I won't have to kill you.
???: "They can't do that..."
*Kakuzu turns around only to see Hideo staring back at him with a grin*
Kakuzu: "Hideo? What are you doing here?"
Hideo: "Making a smart business move. I'm sorry Kakuzu, but your life is worth a lot of cash....A lot of cash....."
Kakuzu: "You did this for bounty?!"
Hideo: "Yes, but of course I was worried. My daughter was the only bait I had. Hopefully she won't be too mad when she wakes up and your dead....Infact I may just kill her. Her head has a pretty high price too."
Kakuzu: "What are you talking about? You're going to kill your daughter?! I won't let you!"
*Kakuzu uses his thread-tentacles to grab Hideo's neck, but they're cut by the Kumo nin's lightening technique. Kakuzu turns around and grabs him by the neck. He then throws him into the other ninja, giving him a chance to free Asami*
Kakuzu: "Asami! How are you?"
Asami: "I'm fine....Kakuzu! Look out!"
*A kunai, manipulate by Fire and wind, covered by earth, is thrown at Kakuzu, but Asami takes the blow for him.*
Kakuzu: "ASAMI!"
Asami: "Kakuzu....I.....I....Love you...."
*Asami died*
*Kakuzu's skin breaks due to his threds and he grows to a huge height*
Kumo ninja: "What is he?!"
Kakuzu: "A collector...."
*Kakuzu grabs all four of the ninjas and rips out their hearts, putting them in his skin. The masks the ninja's wore are now on his back*
Hideo: "What did you do to them?!!!"
Kakuzu: "I took their hearts TO REPLACE THE ONE THAT WAS BROKEN!"
Hideo: ".....W-w-ill you be taking mine?!"
*Kakuzu appears infront of Hideo*
Kakuzu: "No. I'll be CRUSHING YOURS!"
*Kakuzu uses all his elements to destroy Hideo*
As the tears flow, darkness rises....
Kakuzu, standing at a grave crying, plants a rose on his loves grave.
Kakuzu: "My heart belongs to you....Asami....I love you."
*Kakuzu senses something/someone and turns around*
Kakuzu: "Who's there?"
Madara Uchiha: "My name is....Uchiha Madara. I want you to know that I'll be looking after you. In years time, go to The Village Hidden in The Rain where you'll meet someone who posses a very powerful outlook on life.....and is the leader of a group......
Kakuzu: "What group is this?"
Madara: "Akatsuki."
???: "Guess who!"
Kakuzu: "Hopefully, it's you Asami, or I'm in quite a predicament...."
Asami: "You guessed correct!"
*Kakuzu turns around into a big kiss from Asami*
Kakuzu: "I have some good news for you."
Asami: "Does it involve our wedding?"
Kakuzu: "When did your father tell you?"
Asami: "I had to beat it out of him, but eventually he broke down!"
(Asami hugs Kakuzu)
Asami: "I can't believe we'll be getting married in two months!"
Kakuzu: "I know. It's happening so quickly. Life does indeed flash before ones eyes, but my life is so special. I wish it slowed down."
Asami: "Well, there is something we could do..."
Kakuzu: "What do you have in mind?"
Asami: "Let's get married tomorrow night! That way we can spend the rest of our lives together!"
Kakuzu: "I don't know what to say...."
Asami: "What about yes?"
Kakuzu: "Sounds good to me."
*They kiss, and began to walk down the street*
Kakuzu: "Hopefully it won't be too expensive."
Asami: "Gosh! You're just like my father when it comes to money!"
Kakuzu: "Money makes the world go round....but it doesn't compare to you."
(Asami blushes)
Later that night.....
Kakuzu, who's in a deep sleep, is awoken by a out of breath Hideo.
Hideo: "Oh God! Wake up! Wake up!"
Kakuzu: "Hideo....? What is it?"
Hideo: "It's Asami! She's.....She's been kidnapped!"
Kakuzu: "WHAT?! How could yet let this happen?!"
Hideo: "It was....ninja's from Suna, Konoha, Kumo....everywhere! Even here!"
Kakuzu: "We have to find them."
Hideo: "They left a note.....demanding 1,0000000 ryo for her release! But with your abilities...I think....."
Kakuzu: "I will kill them."
At the arranged building, Kakuzu, sporting his standard mask, arrives and breaks through the door.
Kumo ninja: "Look who it is."
Suna ninja: "This is the girls lover, huh?
Rain ninja: "I say let's kill him!"
Konoha ninja: "No, no.....not yet."
*Kakuzu's eyes focus on his loved one, who's against a wall, tied up by a rope*
Kakuzu: "Let her go, and I won't have to kill you.
???: "They can't do that..."
*Kakuzu turns around only to see Hideo staring back at him with a grin*
Kakuzu: "Hideo? What are you doing here?"
Hideo: "Making a smart business move. I'm sorry Kakuzu, but your life is worth a lot of cash....A lot of cash....."
Kakuzu: "You did this for bounty?!"
Hideo: "Yes, but of course I was worried. My daughter was the only bait I had. Hopefully she won't be too mad when she wakes up and your dead....Infact I may just kill her. Her head has a pretty high price too."
Kakuzu: "What are you talking about? You're going to kill your daughter?! I won't let you!"
*Kakuzu uses his thread-tentacles to grab Hideo's neck, but they're cut by the Kumo nin's lightening technique. Kakuzu turns around and grabs him by the neck. He then throws him into the other ninja, giving him a chance to free Asami*
Kakuzu: "Asami! How are you?"
Asami: "I'm fine....Kakuzu! Look out!"
*A kunai, manipulate by Fire and wind, covered by earth, is thrown at Kakuzu, but Asami takes the blow for him.*
Kakuzu: "ASAMI!"
Asami: "Kakuzu....I.....I....Love you...."
*Asami died*
*Kakuzu's skin breaks due to his threds and he grows to a huge height*
Kumo ninja: "What is he?!"
Kakuzu: "A collector...."
*Kakuzu grabs all four of the ninjas and rips out their hearts, putting them in his skin. The masks the ninja's wore are now on his back*
Hideo: "What did you do to them?!!!"
Kakuzu: "I took their hearts TO REPLACE THE ONE THAT WAS BROKEN!"
Hideo: ".....W-w-ill you be taking mine?!"
*Kakuzu appears infront of Hideo*
Kakuzu: "No. I'll be CRUSHING YOURS!"
*Kakuzu uses all his elements to destroy Hideo*
As the tears flow, darkness rises....
Kakuzu, standing at a grave crying, plants a rose on his loves grave.
Kakuzu: "My heart belongs to you....Asami....I love you."
*Kakuzu senses something/someone and turns around*
Kakuzu: "Who's there?"
Madara Uchiha: "My name is....Uchiha Madara. I want you to know that I'll be looking after you. In years time, go to The Village Hidden in The Rain where you'll meet someone who posses a very powerful outlook on life.....and is the leader of a group......
Kakuzu: "What group is this?"
Madara: "Akatsuki."
FlashBack End
Hidan: "That...was...."
Kakuzu: "Now you know why I left my village. I hope you'll treat women differently me from now on."
Hidan: "...."
*Kakuzu and Hidan begin to walk away*
Hidan: "Kakuzu."
Kakuzu: "What, Hidan?"
Hidan: "I hope you'll see her in the afterlife."
Kakuzu: "I won't be going where she resides...."
Hidan: "Kakuzu."
Kakuzu: "What is it, Hidan?"
Hidan: "I'm glad you kicked that guy's ass."
End
