Kakashi VS. Harashrima Senju

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hahahahahaha
Is this serious?
We are talking about the man who defeated Uchiha Madara..


And you put him in a battle thread against some fake sharingan transplant user?
First hokage will whip kakashi a new ahole
 

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Let me end this quickly

First hokage- Infinite DARKNESS JUTSU
"Your sharingan is useless... the only way to escape this jutsu, is landing a hit on me "

Kakashi....


^ He then gets beaten to death by wood while Firsts sits somewhere in a good distance drinking tea
 

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Well this isn't fair. Of course the 1st would win, he's on a whole other level, He fought and beat Madara, I mean come one. If Kakashi had chakra equal to a tailed beast he might stand a chance, just a guess. But the first wins easy
 

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Kage level....Kakashi??? Who is the strongest person Kakashi has defeated alone in order for you to say that?
People say that because he was going to be selected for hokage he's kage level,
But to me that just means Atm Konoha had really weak shinobi.... I think kakashi is just a elite high level jounin.. He would die against most kages,

He can possibly beat mei
 
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People say that because he was going to be selected for hokage he's kage level,
But to me that just means Atm Konoha had really weak shinobi.... I think kakashi is just a elite high level jounin.. He would die against most kages,

He can possibly beat mei
+rep i try to get that through to people all the time they just don't listen.. he is an elite/high level jounin but not kage
 

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Let me end this quickly

First hokage- Infinite DARKNESS JUTSU
"Your sharingan is useless... the only way to escape this jutsu, is landing a hit on me "

Kakashi....


^ He then gets beaten to death by wood while Firsts sits somewhere in a good distance drinking tea
Bringer-of-Darkness Technique
genjutsu
user: Tobirama senju
aka the 2nd hokage was the creator of that jutsu
so its not the first hokage that can't do that genjutsu
 

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Up in space, their ships go BOOM!
In a pyrotechnic doom.

On the ground, no hope is found
As they die in burning mounds.

Lacking tech, like fire and wheel.
Going up against cold steel.

Strategy?! Well they just rush.
THERE'S NO FOOLS THAT THEY CAN CRUSH!

Their invasion's meltdown!
Ground to dust by unarmed clowns!
All that's left: To wait and see.
Whether they will fight or flee!

There's no need for kryptonite.
Silver cross.
Or stake, or LIGHT!

There's some fights that just ain't fair.
But it's FUN to gawk and stare.

*Chorus* (X2)
"When a fight is just plain wrong!
We all sing the curbstomp song!
People dying left and right...
It's a SLAUGHTER not a fight.

Start a brawl that can't be won.
See the boots eclipse the sun.
Either swallow bitter truth.
Or eat CURB and lose a tooth.

Ill equipped with laser guns.
That explode when set to stun.
Using armor made of rags.
Nothing's left for body bags!

With a weakness SO painful.
Quite annoying, and shameful.
Kids with H.2.O. Ballons.
Oh so gaily MELT THESE GOONS!

Their assault's a FAILURE!
Putting guns on Super Tankers.
Now just watch...
And you will see...
Battles, that should NEVER BE!

Here they come, they're charging us!
Why should we put up a fuss?
It's a war that won't last long.
And why I sing: THE CURBSTOMP SONG!

*Chorus*

"Oh! Oh! I know! A hundred berserkers in full plate mail against a Roman Phalanx!"
"No man, that's not a curbstomp."

"What about the russian army armed with pistols against guys with sub-machine guns?"
"You're not thinking big enough man. Try more extreme."

"Uh... A team of ninja vs a tentacle monster with a rocket launcher?"
"What the hell?! Go sit down before you hurt yourself."

"What about sending special forces in to take out an orc camp?"
"You're getting it now. Keep it up."

"A vampire with a bad attitude wi-and a particle cannon against Red Coats."
"That's a stomp if I ever heard it."

"Oh! I know! A fleet of star cruisers with giant energy cannons taking on an infestation of zombies in a city!"
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"A vampire, a wizzard, a battleship, a dragon-"
"Against a monk, a settler, and a coal miner in a cattle wagon."
"OUCH..."
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"HIT IT!"

*Chorus*

So when a fight's a slaughter.
Not any quarter given.
Just sing along to the Curbstomp Song
And ask yourself:

"Why can't we just get along?"

*Chorus*
 
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