Jumbotron teaching me?

[Konoha's Yellow Flash]

ye hard to believe but here we are, ok pal lets put it this way, if this is fast, i have plenty of cookies waiting for you...
*shows some cookies*

 

[The Seven-Scaled boy]

*appears in a cloud of white smoke, mounting a medium size green caterpillar*

Gosh, jumbotron, no new ideas buddy?

*looks at the cookies* Kaze-sensei once gave me cookies I don't wanna repeat that expirience, fluffy go for them!*I unmont the caterpillar and she goes crazy shooting silk at the cookies and at shikaku*

Now some tasks:

-Calm the caterpillar, and use the weakness of silk so that she doesn't eat them. I want them now
-Get me a freaking bag of potato chips!!
-Tell me the basics of kychiyose as we're all accustomed.

*a scroll appears* do that and you signaturegoes there

 

[Konoha's Yellow Flash]

as the giant caterpillar tryies to come fast crawling towards me, i quickly throe the cookies in the air and do:
(Shuriken Kage Bunshin no Jutsu) - Shuriken Shadow Clone Jutsu

Rank:A
Type:Attack
Range:Short-Mid
Chakra Cost:N/A
Damage Points:N/A
Description: Projectile Kage Bunshin no Jutsu is a Ninjutsu technique that uses Kage Bunshin to create multiple physical clone copies from one thrown projectile.

creating uncountable cookies falling from the sky( the dream of any chubby guy <_<), so the caterpillar becomes crazy about the amount of food falling from the sky and stops his charge towards me and begins to eat the cookies( i wonder if you do the same..).
Ok now that the big thing is calm i approach towards you and give you potato chips( gosh when are you going to learn choza..). as i get near the scroll, i start to speak..
ok so, by doing a blood contract with an animal , we shinobis can, via a space-time ninjutsu and our blood, bring these animals ( or something else O_O) to our realm. and use them for offensive or defensive strategies,some summons have the abbility to use certin jutsus depending on their nature, in this case they eat, without stopping just like the contract holder.

i get to the opened scroll and bite my index finger and quickly sign my name on the scroll.

dont worry, i have plenty of nicknames for you Grimace

 

[The Seven-Scaled boy]

Very well, nice definition.*you sign, blah, blah*

Fluffy go back to the tribe

*he poofs aways after eating some cookies*

*munches chips* meh they are avarage, but whatever.

make the STANDARD summonning and bring a small caterpillar, make sure to imagine it and describe it within you mind, cause there are poisonus caterpillars. Bring a normal one and then a poisonus one.

 

[Konoha's Yellow Flash]

*quickly does handseals summoning a small non poisonous caterpillar*
i wonder if this could really do any harm...
i then create the same series of handseals and bring another caterpillar, with some stripes on it with many small spikes coming from its skin*
this might be able to do some damage...
*the caterpillar approaches a plant and once it touches it, the plant quickly being to rotten*

what now Babar?

 

[The Seven-Scaled boy]

lol I googled that. <.<

Do it again!
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nah just kidding now let's make what you just did but in a larger scale:

Make the following, concentrate on the non poisonus caterpillar and imagine thousands of them, millions, you know what I mean. Now, with a clear mental image, make all the handseals for summonning jutsu, smear blood on you summonning tatoo(you alreayd have it, whatever) and clap your hands. If done right the summonning formula will appear ont the ground and a wave of caterpillars will crash onto that*points* dummy.

All yours.

Spoiler

(Kuchiyose: Kemushi senman )-Summoning: Caterpillar Myriad
Type: Supplementary/Defensive
Rank: A
Range: Short-Long
Chakra Cost: 30
Damage: N/A
Description: The user will make this time all the handseals for summoning jutsu, smear blod on his summoning tatoo and draw his hands together. As both palms touch each other the summoning formula will appear on the ground around the user, and a wave made out of caterpillars will poof into battle crash onto the floor setting free thousands of caterpillars. The caterpillars can't poison nor eat mokuton jutsus or shoot affecting quantities of silk; the simply appear in a wave in fornt of the user.
Notes: They may occupy a large area around the opponent for 3 turns.
Notes: May only be used by Signers of the contract owned by The Seven-Scaled boy.
Notes: May only be done twice per battle.
Notes: No summoning jutsus for 2 turns.
Notes: The wave of caterpillars my block and incoming attack of it's same rank and below.

 

[Konoha's Yellow Flash]

ok Stay Puft, i quickly imagine a similar caterpilar like the one i´ve just summoned and quickly do a row of handseals and finish by putting my hands toghether and the summoning formula appears on the floor surrounding me and a wave of thousands of red striped caterillars appear and drop on the ground

 

[The Seven-Scaled boy]

ok Stay Puft, i quickly imagine a similar caterpilar like the one i´ve just summoned and quickly do a row of handseals and finish by putting my hands toghether and the summoning formula appears on the floor surrounding me and a wave of thousands of red striped caterillars appear and drop on the ground

Not as GOOD as I do it, remeber it's like a wave so they appear and CRASH onto the opponnet (no damage but well just to gross them out). Beign a wave it means a WALL of caterpillars onto you.

Now onto the next.

you will imagine a caterpillar of moss colour with a variety of poisonus barbs and summon it in front of you. It a tarauna species caterpillar, lives on the forests in the east of argentina.

Now summonn it, just some blood on tatoo, a handseals, concentration and you're done.

 

[Konoha's Yellow Flash]

well lets see now..
i begin to imagine what the caterpillar may look like and once i get it on my mind i quickly do a series of handseals and summon a moss coloured , poisonous caterpillar in front of me.

hmm, was my guess ok Snuffy?

 

[The Seven-Scaled boy]

HAHAHAHAHA

"hey boss, who's this guys, so skinny...it's weird...like how the hell can he survive?"

I really don't know, hahaha so tarauna i want you to start listenning to him if he summonns him.

"Meh master choza, I don't know but well..."

Now order him to the poison barb storm onto a dummy meanwhile...

*I grab one of the barbs and pour less than a drop on your skin, by pinching you with th barb*

This way, you'll get caterpilar poison immunity.

 

[Konoha's Yellow Flash]

for your own safety Rerun, lets hope that there are no secondary effects on me because of this barb...
*hey humongous thingie over there*
* wtf, are you talking to me skinny-man?*
* ye, listen as you are Rerun here summon i alredy know your weakness, food! So if you shoot a storm of poisonous barbs onto that summy you shall be rewarded*
* im onto it boss!*
tahts the way aha aha i like it!
*dismisses the caterpillar without giving him any food*

 

[The Seven-Scaled boy]

excuse me? who's te caterpillar expert here?

*the caterpillar stops before doing the thing*

"you boss no dubt"

Thanks taru, so kind of you. At least some appreciation is shown unlike others...*stares obviously making you culprit*

Oh chubyness is part of this poison.

*The poison barb storm is performed is "well", du tot he lack of confidence summon-summonner. taru gets dismissed*

Ack, when will you learn you must respect your animal.

now onto the next:

imagine a caterpillar of blue colour with yellow stripes along it's body, it has antenna.

now summonn c'mon.

 

[Konoha's Yellow Flash]

i follow the instructions, bit my thumb and smear blood on my summoning tatoo, a giant caterpillar with stripes all along its body appears on the ground

 

[The Seven-Scaled boy]

*caterlo appears in a poof of smoke*

me satsifactory description.

"Choza, what now?"

Just to announce our new signer, don't worry you can rest with the tribe again.

"He's too skiny and has a dired out face, what's with ppl these days?"-he poofs away-

Now, focus and try to summon a caterpillar, imagine it. it's bright red with mulyiple bright yellow spots areound it. It's name is cracktoka.

 

[Konoha's Yellow Flash]

im onto it Deep Dish...
i begin to imagine the giant caterpillar being bright red with several bright yellow spots areound it.
*does seal*
Cracktoka come forth!
" you know cractoka, i have some spair cookies from your friend taru, he didnt have the chance to eat them, you can have them if you say who the boss is.."
its obviously you!
*the caterpillar rushes to the cookies and beigns to eat*
good boy U_U

 

[The Seven-Scaled boy]

*I cros my arms will skipping my right foot*

So flashy's the boss huh?*maniacal smile, I blur behind the caterpillar and smash onto it*

No cookies for you Cracktoka!

Now imagine a huge caterpillar the size of katusyu with black, round metal plates all around the segments of his body. more like a walking fortress.

Spoiler

(Kuchiyose: sansaku toride no Caterco)-Summoning: Caterco, The walking fortress
Type: Defensive/Supplementary
Rank: S
Range: Short
Chakra Cost: 40
Damage: 0
Description: The user will smear blood in his summoning tatoo in order to summon Caterco a caterpillar the size of katusyu. His body is covered in a thick, heavy, dark metal spherical plated armour which will seemingly protect him from any harm. Added this, it has a pair of atennae on his head in order to sense incoming attacks so that he can curl up or prepare to endure.
Notes: Lasts up to 3 turns and can only be summonned once per battle
Notes: It may endure up to 2 S Ranked attacks
Notes: it's thick metal armour proved such an excellent defense againt water and physical attacks, that only A-rank and above affect him.
Notes: He may use up to B-rank doton techniques which count as one move in the three moves of the user per turn.
Notes: When the creature is on the battlefield, the user may not use Forbidden-rank techniques

 

[Konoha's Yellow Flash]

i being to concentrate chakra as i imagine an enourmous rough looking caterpillar with black round metal plates all over the segments of his body.
summoning jutsu!
thinks: i better buy this one with cookies as well, not good to have this as a foe..

 

[The Seven-Scaled boy]

"ROAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!! WHO WOKE ME FROM MY NAP?!?!?"

Hey caterco, sheesh it was him our new contract signers *points at you*

"SO CHOZA WHAT DO YOU WANT?"

nothing too impotant, just to let you know about him

"OH OK, PLEASED TO MEET YOU, UM..."

*whispers* Shikaku

"SHIKAKU, HOPE WE CAN BE FRIENDS"

how's the ass caterco?

"RECOVERING FROM HSN'S STAB, I'LL BE FINE DON'T WORRY"

You may leave now, rest well!-there's a time for you to speak to caterco if you want-

*Caterco leaves in a puff of smoke*

See respect caterpillars, they respect you. It's easy. Now we only got left 2 more caterpillars(no way in dreams, by now , I'll teach you great back of the caterpillar and ultimate defense form the tropics)

Now let's continnue with one very old and wise friend of mine. Imagine a blue caterpillar with a wrinkled face and curled antenna. He always brings his hooka with him and his name's absolem. Now do it

 

[Konoha's Yellow Flash]

Ok choza, seems that you want to end this fast.. ok i begin to focus my chakra while thinking of a veeeeeery old caterpillar with a wriknkled face and a curled antena, blue in color.
i do the handseal and in a poof of smoke, absolem appears with his hooka with him.
oh and btw, remember that i taught you all of my swallows jutsus, including the defensive jutsu, so think about it Kong-.-

 

[The Seven-Scaled boy]

lol, I may teach you my ultimate defensive jutsu which is much better than yours

*COUGH*"My greetings choza,"*inhales hooka smoke and relaxes"*How is it going?"

fine absolem, thanks a lot sir.

"No need to thank, why is the reason your brought me along?"

Sir, this is shikaku(i think you're using that bio) a new signer ti the contract.

*Exhales hookah smoke on him*"you have me greetings too skinny, brush headed human".

*in a poof of blue smoke, absolem dissipates*

He's the oldest and the most wise, but he's movement is quite restrained. Bette rtreat him well, ok?

Now, I want you to summon the king, yeah. Time to summon the Master of the caterpillar contract, Monarch, and have a matchh against him. he can only resist 2 S-rank moves.

Now think of a gigantic(katsuyu-sized) caterpillar with black antenna and black, white and yellow segments. And get ready once you introduce you may start your match. be as descriptive as you can.