jokes

[jinyu]

Hi everyone this is "jinyu" I want to make a section in NB where everyone can have a laugh after a long, distressing or heartbroken day.Though I am not a comedian I want a place in NB for all NB fans.It can be on anything.Here is mine though its bad:hug:
Naruto suffers form chronic malnutrition.His orange hair is a symptom of kwashiorkor; a deficiency disease due to the lack of carbohydrates.I wonder where all the ramen he eats goes toU_U. Maybe naruto isn't the only one who likes ramen

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[zirx2]

Why is there a fence around a graveyard?????



Because everyone is dieing to get in!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Ryukzaki676]

why did the feather get across the road?

it was with the chicken :/

 

[Sharingdork]

I think a rotisary is like a really morbid ferris wheel for chickens! 'We will take a chicken, impale it, and spin it around!' And I'll be darned if my mouth doesn't water, 'cause I LOVE me some dizzy chicken!

 

[The Virgin]

Mom: dear, where are you going? why are you bringing some stuff with you?

Child: i'm leaving. you don't love me anymore. i was always wrong in this house. i've never been right!

Mom: honey, you're wrong....

Child: see?... (walks away and cry)

 

[Sharingdork]

I have a king-sized bed. I don't know any kings, but if I did, i suppose they'd be comferatable. 'So you're a king you say? We'll do I have a surprise for you!? It meets your specifications perfectly!' I used to lay in my twin-sized bed and wonder where my brother was.

 

[Professor Sarutobi]

I have a king-sized bed. I don't know any kings, but if I did, i suppose they'd be comferatable. 'So you're a king you say? We'll do I have a surprise for you!? It meets your specifications perfectly!' I used to lay in my twin-sized bed and wonder where my brother was.

lol mitch hedberg ftw forever <3

 

[Professor Sarutobi]

A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!" A smart ass guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles knowingly at the student, shakes her head and sweetly says "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."

 

[Professor Sarutobi]

"whats the difference between kurt cobain and jutin beiber (or insert your least favorite celeb)? ones dead, one should be."

 

[DarkPhoenix]

"whats the difference between kurt cobain and jutin beiber (or insert your least favorite celeb)? ones dead, one should be."

nice one Professor!!!

 

[Allan Hoshigaki]

Hi everyone this is "jinyu" I want to make a section in NB where everyone can have a laugh after a long, distressing or heartbroken day.Though I am not a comedian I want a place in NB for all NB fans.It can be on anything.Here is mine though its bad:hug:
Naruto suffers form chronic malnutrition.His orange hair is a symptom of kwashiorkor; a deficiency disease due to the lack of carbohydrates.I wonder where all the ramen he eats goes toU_U. Maybe naruto isn't the only one who likes ramen

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your just retarded

 

[DarkPhoenix]

since were trying to make each other laugh, i kinda remembered this pic so i decided to post it here:

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[Allan Hoshigaki]

^ that was terrible

 

[-Yard-]

since were trying to make each other laugh, i kinda remembered this pic so i decided to post it here:

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HAHAHAHAHA rofl

 

[MrSharingan]

What doesn't belong in this list: Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob?
Blow job: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can't beat a blowjob.

 

[Tobi The Wizard]

theirs three kids sitting on a face and they are looking at these two really nice cars in a drive way. 1 boy says "when i grow up im gonna get in my arm pits and get me a car just like that" points to one of the really nice cars. boy number 2 says "when i grow up im gonna hair on my chest and get a car just like that" points to the other car. boy three says "when i grow up im gonna get hair right here" point at his crotch. the other two boys ask y and he tells them "my sister has hair there and she owns both those cars"

(i know this joke sucks)

 

[MrSharingan]

How do you know if you have a high sperm count?

If she has to chew before she swallows.

 

[Sharingdork]

I like Kit-Kats, unless I am with four, or more, people.

I had a drink, and I looked down and saw that my lime was floating. This is good news, because if I'm ever in a capsized boat, I will reach, for a lime!! I will go jet-skiing without a life preserver, and people will be like 'what the heck is he doing!?!?!' and I will pull out, a lime. Maybe even, a lemon. Saved, by the byount forces, of citrus!

 

[jinyu]

Why is there a fence around a graveyard?????



Because everyone is dieing to get in!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[jinyu]

Mom: dear, where are you going? why are you bringing some stuff with you?

Child: i'm leaving. you don't love me anymore. i was always wrong in this house. i've never been right!

Mom: honey, you're wrong....

Child: see?... (walks away and cry)

nice one