Jiraiya Might still be alive [read]

Edex

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Hey guys I know this might sound stupid, but here is my theory on why I think Jiraiya is still alive!

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Edit: PLEASE READ BEFORE POSTING ANYTHING. If you're not going to read then don't post at all.



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This about the quite long topic of Jiraiya's "Death" a little bit close to the Invasion of Pain Arc. So that means Jiraiya could of been revived along with Shizune and Kakashi. I know some of you people say this could not be the truth- his "death" was over a month ago or so. But I know he didn't die more than that month ago, that is crazy! Now back to the point- alright he's "dying" of the many wounds he suffered during his battle with Pain... But this old coot manages to get one of his froggy buddies (I know their names dummy) to send him a coded message to reveal Pain's real identity (Nagato)... The toad that is tall as his legs must of swallowed him- went into the water, and shoots Jiraiya out. Drifting further and further into the water, he starts saying that he had a good life besides failing to get the most important or protectt the most important things in his life - like being dissed by his teammate, Tsunade- letting his student Minato and his teacher Hiruzen die; comes to find peace with his own passing- the water his grave. He lived a disappointing but yet achieved life.OH COME ON! AREN'T YOU GOING TO LET THAT FOOL YOU? Most likely you are a fool. Yet I was stubborn to completely believe it, I had to go under intense science research for over seven months or five: How long until a body resurfaces? What was the temperature at "death", what was he eating or whatsoever. Now I'm going to share this with you- This is called Body Float- the research for dying in water. This was compiled John Sanders, Dr. John Whittington, and Mark Williams of the National Underwater Rescue-Recovery Institute and should only be used for estimating when a body should float. I do not own any information. Check out the pdf website!

The death location was in Amegakure. Right? So it only stopped rain only a few moment ago- I'm estimating it was 70-80 degrees Fahrenheit. With all that fire and everything else, it feel like a warm bath.

Jiraiya was drifting over 50 feet into the water. This was confirmed when Kabuto tried to "supposedly revive" him and use him for the war- but he said the crushing pressure was too much to handle. Yeah yeah- you're right about that fans of Naruto but the temperature was just fine and dandy by my account. As your can observe the last 30 seconds before he was handled- you can see fog evaporating (Blind as a dog- look closely) also on manga. Fog mostly forms in warm weather.

Was Jiraiya consuming food? Hell yeah! You can also see that shit in the manga!VEGGIES, RICE, AND MAYBE FRUIT was on that table- VEGGIES, RICE, AND MAYBE FRUIT are high in carbs. That rice is not America made!

It was confimed that he totally consumed alcohol when the wasted Hokage threw up in front of him after drinking some sake... Hopefully no drugs (LOL)

Body composition- Jiraiya is definitely no fattie! You see that body on a old man! He's next the fattie, because the fat person's body float quicker. So that means he's in the middle category. (skinny, muscular, obese).

Jiraiya is 54 years old, 193 pounds, and "6'2" feet

He was fighting at the time at drowning.

I'm guessing his clothes were quite light enough to move around but his heavy butt sinked faster than the titanic.

He was thrown into the water really after Pain tried to kill his toad friend Fukasaku- the rock he was laying on- man, he was sinking faster than you can say 'Texas'

Types of layers must of been mostly consisted of cotton, nylon (net coverings), and wooden clogs.

Remember when I said he was drinking alcohol around the time? Alcohol can create gases faster in the body- making the body float on water less than four days.

Also about sinking faster? He suffered five to seven to eight stab wounds and lost his arm before going into the water.

The type of water was mostly a river or a quarry because either of them have great pressure impossible for a body to float. But don't worry- the injuries, alcohol, food containing carbos proved to be his body or himself disappeared. The temperature was 70 to 80 degrees Fahrenheit- so it took like one to seven days until his body resurfaced. If you known this by now- his body should of be recovered before many weeks or so before the invasion began.

Bottom temperature – currents, spring fed, stagnate, polluted water presents different problems for determining bacteria in intestinal tract. That is number 11 of how variables affect float time. That water was dirty as hell and no crystal springs water!

Jiraiya is not fooling me thinking that he is "dead". For someone who had completed 1,839 official missions in total: (58 D-rank, 345 C-rank, 684 B-rank, 614 A-rank, 138 S-rank). This rating of mission completion by Jiraiya, he has the most completed missions in all of the Naruto series (From Narutopedia- Jiraiya, Naruto Shipuden databook). The databook never lies unless there are misspellings or typos. Never lies as I say. His skills are compared to one of the Atasuki members (Itachi). Getting back to my blog about Tsunade, she would have died with him. Does it make you think- she's not going to make but at least she finally gets to be heaven together with him. But she came back alive. If she came alive, it must means he is out there- it's a sign. If she would of died- hey I believe you that he is dead. But guess who's kicking feet?

You may not believe me by the end of Naruto because Masashi is going to be shaking in his boots like hell and attempt to prove he really is dead because Masashi can switch this story any time-- but I am here -- not to be fooled.


 
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well rep+ for effort
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science does not apply in this case U_U
Hes dead bro :T_T:
 

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He's dead, let Ero Sennin Rest in Peace already!!!!!
 

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Welcome to the base and +rep
But I doubt it, if he was still alive he would probably be helping the shinobi alliance in the war.
 

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he was choking on his own blood and drowning to the depths of the ocean. plus, his death was just necessary for the story's progression, look at how naaruto grew after his death. he is dead
 

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Interesting theory i guess. But Jiraiya's already done his part; he's passed his legacy to Naruto, as we saw during Naruto's chat with Nagato. Having Jiraiya return would be pointless.
 

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Welcome to the base and +rep
But I doubt it, if he was still alive he would probably be helping the shinobi alliance in the war.

Maybe that's what he wants everyone to think that, hes still dead, but not.
 

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Again please read before posting anything.

I did read it, and it is a good theory, but please stop. Not just you, everyone who thinks Jiraiya is alive.
 

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+rep for the effort and Welcome to the base! but the rinnegan can see chakra nagato would see if he was dead or not because his chakra would stop flowing if he died. at the time nagato wanted jiraiya dead he has no reason to let him live.
 

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I did read it, and it is a good theory, but please stop. Not just you, everyone who thinks Jiraiya is alive.

You read that whole thing in 3 minutes? Damn you must be a faster reader.

/Doubt it.
 

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Kishi has said the series will continue for another 2 or so years, it's likely we could see the return of Jiraiya in some form or another.
 

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+rep for the effort and Welcome to the base! but the rinnegan can see chakra nagato would see if he was dead or not because his chakra would stop flowing if he died. at the time nagato wanted jiraiya dead he has no reason to let him live.

When he was drowning in the water, he was still somewhat alive. Besides, Kishi can change the story plot anytime. So, there is a possibilty he could still be alive, but doesn't want anyone to know that yet. I guess will just have to wait and fine out :shrug:
 

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Dude sorry to say this but Jiraya is dead. Welcome to base.
 
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