Jiraiya as Hokage instead of Tsundere

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Jiraiya would have been a better candidate for the 5th hokage spot because reasons:
- He has more experience in every aspect (Grey hair == old geezer with facepaint with frog powers)
- Tsunade is blonde
- Sage Mode > Indian dot on forehead
- Tsunade as a side *****

So far in the manga, Tsunade has been underwhelming with her "big booty don't mess with a hoe like me" attitude, I mean, who remembers when she thought she could put on "badass" act in front of pain and told Naruto (2nd blonde) that she can take them on? I do.


What do you guys think?
 
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Of course. He didn't want to be though. And Tsunade is a Senju that's why she was chosen.
 

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I... I just totally agree.
 

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He could never be the hokage, he's lazy and not to mention incredibly perverted.
 

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He was actually considered for the position but he turned it down remember
 

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He'd enforce all women to wear nothing but bras and panties.
 

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He could never be the hokage, he's lazy and not to mention incredibly perverted.

And what is Tsunade? She can't do anything for the village then written on paper and drinking Coffee with her big fkin tits. Jiraiya is way better and smarter, atleast he can protect the people that have faith in him. Tsunade is just a shame.The less faith the people get, the bigger the tits become.
 

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He would've been a great Hokage, much more interesting than Tsunade too.

Would've been much better to see Jiraya and the rest of the five Kage vs Edo Marada.
 

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And what is Tsunade? She can't do anything for the village then written on paper and drinking Coffee with her big fkin tits. Jiraiya is way better and smarter, atleast he can protect the people that have faith in him. Tsunade is just a shame.The less faith the people get, the bigger the tits become.
lets not forget her hair color is natural.

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Jiraiya would have been a better candidate for the 5th hokage spot because reasons:
- He has more experience in every aspect (Grey hair == old geezer with facepaint with frog powers)
- Tsunade is blonde
- Sage Mode > Indian dot on forehead
- Tsunade as a side b1tch

So far in the manga, Tsunade has been underwhelming with her "big booty don't mess with a hoe like me" attitude, I mean, who remembers when she thought she could put on "badass" act in front of pain and told Naruto (2nd blonde) that she can take them on? I do.


What do you guys think?

u mean Bindi
OT:Jiraiya's char would have got same treatment tbh
 

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And what is Tsunade? She can't do anything for the village then written on paper and drinking Coffee with her big fkin tits. Jiraiya is way better and smarter, atleast he can protect the people that have faith in him. Tsunade is just a shame.The less faith the people get, the bigger the tits become.
I agree their both equally lazy.
 

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And what is Tsunade? She can't do anything for the village then written on paper and drinking Coffee with her big fkin tits. Jiraiya is way better and smarter, atleast he can protect the people that have faith in him. Tsunade is just a shame.The less faith the people get, the bigger the tits become.

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Jiraiya was first canidate but Tsuande abilities suit the village better.
But no one would fudge with Konoha he would summon ALL the Toads
 

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Sitting at a desk all day doing paperwork isn't Jiraiya's style.

Tsunade's ratio of administration to power is better suited.
 

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A thread to bash Tsunade, what a surprise. I love Jiraiya, but no. Tsunade is arguably the best hokage to date. End of story.
 

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No.
Tsunade is smarter.
Tsunade and him have equal experience,
Tsunade jutsu are more versitale, they can heal and destroy,
Tsunade has flawless hair,
Jirayah have been Tsunade's side joint for how long?
Tsunade is basically a walking sage mode, Jirayah need sage mode to get close to Tsunade's level of strength
 

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He was actually considered for the position but he turned it down remember

This. He was supposed to be the Hokage,but he rejected and proposed to find Tsunade and convince her to be a Hokage
 
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