Jiraiya as Hokage instead of Tsundere

ImpreZ

Member
Joined
Apr 17, 2014
Messages
219
Reaction score
23
Jiraiya would have been a better candidate for the 5th hokage spot because reasons:
- He has more experience in every aspect (Grey hair == old geezer with facepaint with frog powers)
- Tsunade is blonde
- Sage Mode > Indian dot on forehead
- Tsunade as a side *****

So far in the manga, Tsunade has been underwhelming with her "big booty don't mess with a hoe like me" attitude, I mean, who remembers when she thought she could put on "badass" act in front of pain and told Naruto (2nd blonde) that she can take them on? I do.


What do you guys think?
 
Last edited by a moderator:

Cauzing

Sannin of the Scrolls 📜
Elite
Joined
Apr 6, 2014
Messages
7,271
Reaction score
330
Of course. He didn't want to be though. And Tsunade is a Senju that's why she was chosen.
 

Suono

Member
Joined
Apr 14, 2013
Messages
381
Reaction score
17
He could never be the hokage, he's lazy and not to mention incredibly perverted.
 

Sage Moonblood

Jōnin Strategist 🧠
Regular
Joined
Apr 2, 2014
Messages
1,107
Reaction score
46
He was actually considered for the position but he turned it down remember
 

Touken

Anbu Operative 🎭
Veteran
Joined
Apr 3, 2013
Messages
4,499
Reaction score
245
He'd enforce all women to wear nothing but bras and panties.
 

-immortal-

Legendary Shinobi 🐸
Supreme
Joined
Nov 7, 2012
Messages
38,233
Reaction score
3,030
He could never be the hokage, he's lazy and not to mention incredibly perverted.

And what is Tsunade? She can't do anything for the village then written on paper and drinking Coffee with her big fkin tits. Jiraiya is way better and smarter, atleast he can protect the people that have faith in him. Tsunade is just a shame.The less faith the people get, the bigger the tits become.
 

Gold Lightning

Sannin of the Scrolls 📜
Elite
Joined
Jun 16, 2012
Messages
6,823
Reaction score
448
He would've been a great Hokage, much more interesting than Tsunade too.

Would've been much better to see Jiraya and the rest of the five Kage vs Edo Marada.
 

ImpreZ

Member
Joined
Apr 17, 2014
Messages
219
Reaction score
23
And what is Tsunade? She can't do anything for the village then written on paper and drinking Coffee with her big fkin tits. Jiraiya is way better and smarter, atleast he can protect the people that have faith in him. Tsunade is just a shame.The less faith the people get, the bigger the tits become.
lets not forget her hair color is natural.

hue
 

BLAZE

Sage of Six Posts 🔮
Immortal
Joined
Apr 4, 2014
Messages
59,497
Reaction score
3,577
Jiraiya would have been a better candidate for the 5th hokage spot because reasons:
- He has more experience in every aspect (Grey hair == old geezer with facepaint with frog powers)
- Tsunade is blonde
- Sage Mode > Indian dot on forehead
- Tsunade as a side b1tch

So far in the manga, Tsunade has been underwhelming with her "big booty don't mess with a hoe like me" attitude, I mean, who remembers when she thought she could put on "badass" act in front of pain and told Naruto (2nd blonde) that she can take them on? I do.


What do you guys think?

u mean Bindi
OT:Jiraiya's char would have got same treatment tbh
 

Suono

Member
Joined
Apr 14, 2013
Messages
381
Reaction score
17
And what is Tsunade? She can't do anything for the village then written on paper and drinking Coffee with her big fkin tits. Jiraiya is way better and smarter, atleast he can protect the people that have faith in him. Tsunade is just a shame.The less faith the people get, the bigger the tits become.
I agree their both equally lazy.
 

Cauzing

Sannin of the Scrolls 📜
Elite
Joined
Apr 6, 2014
Messages
7,271
Reaction score
330
And what is Tsunade? She can't do anything for the village then written on paper and drinking Coffee with her big fkin tits. Jiraiya is way better and smarter, atleast he can protect the people that have faith in him. Tsunade is just a shame.The less faith the people get, the bigger the tits become.

This.
You must be registered for see images
 

Lord Naruto San

Jōnin Strategist 🧠
Regular
Joined
Sep 12, 2012
Messages
1,959
Reaction score
94
Jiraiya was first canidate but Tsuande abilities suit the village better.
But no one would fudge with Konoha he would summon ALL the Toads
 

BlacLord™

Kage in the Making 👑
Legendary
Joined
Jun 7, 2012
Messages
16,201
Reaction score
1,503
Sitting at a desk all day doing paperwork isn't Jiraiya's style.

Tsunade's ratio of administration to power is better suited.
 

AllHailKurama

Anbu Operative 🎭
Veteran
Joined
Mar 10, 2014
Messages
4,067
Reaction score
374
A thread to bash Tsunade, what a surprise. I love Jiraiya, but no. Tsunade is arguably the best hokage to date. End of story.
 

FemmeFatale

Legendary Shinobi 🐸
Supreme
Joined
May 19, 2013
Messages
28,104
Reaction score
2,116
No.
Tsunade is smarter.
Tsunade and him have equal experience,
Tsunade jutsu are more versitale, they can heal and destroy,
Tsunade has flawless hair,
Jirayah have been Tsunade's side joint for how long?
Tsunade is basically a walking sage mode, Jirayah need sage mode to get close to Tsunade's level of strength
 
Top