[Discussion] Jesus killing a little boy who bumped into him

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Scientific Absurdities:

Proverbs 6:6-8, ants have no commander, no ruler and no overseer! This is absurdly false, because ants live in colonies and ranks of rulership and authority. And they have a queen.

Leviticus 11:20-23, "All flying insects that walk on all fours are to be detestable to you." No insect with four legs exists. Insects have six legs and six feet

Leviticus 11:6 "The rabbit, though it chews the cud, does not have a split hoof; it is unclean for you." Rabbits, are lagomorphs, not ruminants; they do not chew the cud

Leviticus 12:2-5, a female causes double the pollution when she's born than that of a boy. The mother remains unclean for 66 days after birth of a female instead of 33 days if she gives birth to a male.
 

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2 Samuel 10:18 - David slew 700 and 40,000 horsemen and Shobach the commander.
1 Chronicles 19:18 - David slew 7000 chariots and 40,000 footmen.

2 Chronicles 9:25 - Solomon had 4000 stalls for horses and chariots.
1 Kings 4:26 - Solomon had 40,000 stalls for horses.

Ezra 2:5 - Arah had 775 sons.
Nehemiah 7:10 - Arah had 652 sons.

2 Samuel 24:13 - SEVEN YEARS OF FAMINE.
1 Chronicles 21:11-12 - THREE YEARS OF FAMINE.

How did Judas die?
Matthew 27:5 - Hanged himself.
Acts 1:18 - And falling headlong, he burst asunder in the midst, and all of his bowels gushed out.

2 Samuel 6:23 - MICHAL never had a child until she died.
2 Samuel 21:8 - MICHAL had 5 sons.
 

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I am collecting names and adding them to the list of heathens that the Church will purge.

Keep on talking, infidels.
 

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I'm still annoyed by the last religion thread I was in. Something about how America should adopt Saudi Arabian law and severely punish gay people before it's too late or something. NB's religion threads...
 

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Heck, the bible even self contradicts itself, since it says Jesus isn't god's son not that he died
 

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Scientific Absurdities:

Proverbs 6:6-8, ants have no commander, no ruler and no overseer! This is absurdly false, because ants live in colonies and ranks of rulership and authority. And they have a queen.

Leviticus 11:20-23, "All flying insects that walk on all fours are to be detestable to you." No insect with four legs exists. Insects have six legs and six feet

Leviticus 11:6 "The rabbit, though it chews the cud, does not have a split hoof; it is unclean for you." Rabbits, are lagomorphs, not ruminants; they do not chew the cud

Leviticus 12:2-5, a female causes double the pollution when she's born than that of a boy. The mother remains unclean for 66 days after birth of a female instead of 33 days if she gives birth to a male.

Heck, the bible even self contradicts itself, since it says Jesus isn't god's son not that he died

 

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I'm still annoyed by the last religion thread I was in. Something about how America should adopt Saudi Arabian law and severely punish gay people before it's too late or something. NB's religion threads...

Same can be said about these threads bashing religious people. Opposite sides of the fanaticism/extremism coin. Or trolls.
 

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I'm still annoyed by the last religion thread I was in. Something about how America should adopt Saudi Arabian law and severely punish gay people before it's too late or something. NB's religion threads...

lmfao racist and homophobic a good combination for a ticket to lake of fire
 

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What is this thread even?
 
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