[Discussion] Jesus killing a little boy who bumped into him

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7 Another time Jesus went forth into the street, and a boy running by, rushed upon his shoulder;

8 At which Jesus being angry, said to him, Thou shalt go no farther;

9 And he instantly fell down dead:



This isn't a religious bashing thread, I just want your opinion on the matter

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Remember when God killed a group of kids with bears cuz they called a prophet bald?
 

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wtf is this shit?
 

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Remember when the bible says insects have four legs???

Let us look at Song of Solomon 8:10 "Dear brothers, I'm a walled-in virgin still, but my breasts are full— And when my lover sees me, he knows he'll soon be satisfied
 
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[video=youtube;d29VsG35DQM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d29VsG35DQM[/video]:|
 

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remember the slave girl being sent to please a mob of rapists, collapsing on the doorstep of her master after a full night and then butchered to 12 pieces and sent across the land as a warning?

Judges 19:22
 

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Another religious bashing thread?

Anyway, what makes that link more credibility than the bible's, anyway? To me, they just seem the same, with opposite purposes and statements.
The bible was written by men, so was that... whatever that is.

Just avoiding the double standards, am I right?
 

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Then how do you know it's true? Is it old Testament?
Old testament is the bible. The OP is from an infancy narrative

The original in Greek, from which this translation is made, will be found printed by Cotelerius, in his notes on the constitutions of the Apostles, from a MS. in the French King's Library, No. 2279.--It is attributed to St. Thomas,
 

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Another religious bashing thread?

Anyway, what makes that link more credibility than the bible's, anyway? To me, they just seem the same, with opposite purposes and statements.
The bible was written by men, so was that... whatever that is.

Just avoiding the double standards, am I right?

The Bible is men writing down what God told them to write. Don't leave out the part about God telling them what to write next time.
 

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"The Internet is very unreliable, do not always trust that shit" Haldam 17:52
 

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Then how do you know it's true? Is it old Testament?

oh no, iys there, they just don'tt talk about it.

Let us look at 1King1:1-4 "When King David was old and well advanced in years, he could not keep warm even when they put covers over him. So his servants said to him, 'Let us look for a young virgin to attend the king and take care of him. She can lie beside him so that our lord the king may keep warm.' Then they searched throughout Israel for a beautiful girl and found Abishag, a Shunammite, and brought her to the king. The girl was very beautiful; she took care of the king and waited on him, but the king had no intimate relations with her." Is the Bible a porn-full man made book? or is it an inspired Divine Book from God? Did god inspire David's men to bring him a young virgin so he can sleep with her without marriage? Isn't that a sin???
 

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Proverbs 4-14

"4 When arguing with fools, don't answer their foolish arguments, or you will become as foolish as they are. 5 When arguing with fools, be sure to answer their foolish arguments, or they will become wise in their own estimation. 6 Trusting a fool to convey a message is as foolish as cutting off one's feet or drinking poison! 7 In the mouth of a fool, a proverb becomes as limp as a paralyzed leg. 8 Honoring a fool is as foolish as tying a stone to a slingshot. 9 A proverb in a fool's mouth is as dangerous as a thornbush brandished by a drunkard. 10 An employer who hires a fool or a bystander is like an archer who shoots recklessly. 11 As a dog returns to its vomit, so a fool repeats his folly. 12 There is more hope for fools than for people who think they are wise. 13 The lazy person is full of excuses, saying, "I can't go outside because there might be a lion on the road! Yes, I'm sure there's a lion out there!" 14 As a door turns back and forth on its hinges, so the lazy person turns over in bed."
 

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Another religious bashing thread?

Anyway, what makes that link more credibility than the bible's, anyway? To me, they just seem the same, with opposite purposes and statements.
The bible was written by men, so was that... whatever that is.

Just avoiding the double standards, am I right?

lol
notinthebible.com

I'm thinking this was a troll
 

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Such wow

"If a man happens to meet a virgin who is not pledged to be married and rapes her and they are discovered, he shall pay the girl's father fifty shekels of silver. He must marry the girl, for he has violated her. He can never divorce her as long as he lives. (From the NIV Bible, Deuteronomy 22:28)"
 
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