Jax And Jake Commit Suicide

[UzumakiJake]

Alright.. Here is how it is!

Rules first 3 rounds no jutsu

1st round.

We will be in the middle of a city its.. oh.. about 94 degrees and every1 is walking around in a hurry


Round 2.

We will be in a wide open field with nothing around to harm ourselves.

Round 3.
In a bathroom. Use anything u think would be in a bathroom



round 4.

Use any Jutsu to kill urself

 

[Raiden]

you first

 

[Gatsndshanks]

*Cries in the corner*
Why does jake favour jax? T_T

 

[Raiden]

gats, why dont you join in

 

[UzumakiJake]

*Cries in the corner*
Why does jake favour jax? T_T

lmao XD U hardly ever reply to my messeges XD He writes me as soon as i get online.

I dont favour any1 he was just there at the time i wanted to commit suicide XD So we making it a contest if u wanna join

 

[Gatsndshanks]

go f urself! *runs away crying*

 

[Raiden]

go f urself! *runs away crying*

lmao, pms?

 

[kl2195]

lmao, pms?

lol can i join??

 

[UzumakiJake]

go f urself! *runs away crying*

lol i will make it up2 u.

lmao, pms?

As 4 u..

Alright im walking in this big city and i wanna commit suicide... so.. i throw an old lady into a moving bus.. and pull out a pistol


*BOOOOM* cops every where shoot me down

 

[Raiden]

i walk into one of the buildings, strip, pour water all over myself and rape an electric socket shocking my huge ****, killing myself

 

[ShadowNinja]

i walk into one of the buildings, strip, pour water all over myself and rape an electric socket shocking my huge ****, killing myself

lmao o.o

 

[UzumakiJake]

i walk into one of the buildings, strip, pour water all over myself and rape an electric socket shocking my huge ****, killing myself

>.< !!

Fine you win this round...


Round 2!!!

You go firdt this time

We are in a wide open field with nothing around to harm us. (No jutsu)

 

[Raiden]

>.< !!

Fine you win this round...


Round 2!!!

You go firdt this time

We are in a wide open field with nothing around to harm us. (No jutsu)

ok, i lie down and hump the floor till i die of exhaustion

 

[UzumakiJake]

>.> nice move..

*digs a hole burries ur body then dance on ur grave*

Cuts my throught with a piece of grass

 

[Raiden]

Round 3, you first....

 

[UzumakiJake]

Alright .. Im in a bathroom..

I can use anythin i would think would be in here...

*Moves the shower curtain and michael jackson is singing thriller*

O_O >.< NOO!!!! *And he turns me into his guine pig in the bathtub so i grab the hair dryer and kill us both*

 

[Raiden]

Alright .. Im in a bathroom..

I can use anythin i would think would be in here...

*Moves the shower curtain and michael jackson is singing thriller*

O_O >.< NOO!!!! *And he turns me into his guine pig in the bathtub so i grab the hair dryer and kill us both*

rofl

*picks up a tampon*

'oooooooooo'

*chokes to death*

 

[-Naruto Uzumaki-]

Rofl at this thread.

 

[UzumakiJake]

Alright Round 4!


This we can use any Jutsu to kill ourselves!

(Kuchiyose no Jutsu) - Summoning Technique

Rank: C
Type:Supplementary
Range:Short-Mid
Chakra Cost:15
Damage Points:N/A
Description: A powerful jutsu, Ninpo Kuchiyose allows a ninja to summon animals, objects and the dead to fight on their behalf. The ninja normally signs a blood contract with the animal species, which allows him to summon different size and skill levels of creature.
Note:Must Have a signed contract with the animal you wont to summon


I summon gamabunta so he sits on me

 

[Raiden]

ok, my finale, i warn you its epic

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(Muon Satsujin Jutsu) - Silent Homicide Technique

Rank: D
Type:Attack
Range:Short-Mid
Chakra Cost:10
Damage Points:20
Description: Muon Satsujin Jutsu, the ability to commit a silent homicide, is a technique to dispatch your foe with no warning. Your quick speed and skills will instantly kill them before they can provide a defense.
Tactic:Best used with Hidden Mist jutsu.
on myself so technically its silent suicide but w/e

LOL