Itachi's rap towards Minato!

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Itachi vs Minato Rap Battle!

Ok, just to make this clear, I thought the rap was pretty good regardless if it's real or not, so I decided to do a remix of Itachi's Rap, except this time, I'll make Minato Rap too!

Please enjoy "Itachi VS Minato Rap Battle: Remixed"

Itachi aka The G of the Uchiha Clan
VS
Minato aka The Yellow Rapper of Konaha

ITACHI: Yo! This is me backing up my Fans. Listen up Minato Fanboys!

Here We Go!:
Your son is an idiot, who wants to be the Hokage
That's a fat chance yo, since he's in love with bro Sausgay
You can act Superior, and try to reach my Susanoo's Interior
But since you're Inferior, You won't get pass my Yata Mirror

Your fans still think I can be defeated with Fuinjutsu,
And just like you, they're under my Genjutsu too
You think you can beat just because you beat Tobi?
You just hatin cause you know that I'm the better Shinobi
Oh, so now you think you got me with Wind Style: Rasangan?
I'll light you up quick via Amaterasu from my Mangekyo Sharingan!
I've presented my first rap, So now it's finally your turn
You better make it sick, or the Black Flames will make you burn!
So Minato, you yellow haired prick, married to a Red Headed Chick...
How does it feel to have fans suck your D**k?

Minato:
Naruto was never in love with a criminal name Sasugay,
But don't worry, he'll pay, and get his a$$ whooped someday
I find it funny how you say you're the better Shinobi
And yet you played Servant to that Low-Life name Tobi
Both of us know Better Shinobi is me, cause I'm a True Man
I'm not the one who Murdered my Entire Clan, as Part of my Plan
I gave my life for my Village & Naruto so I'm a True Hero
Yet the brother you let live is running around like a Psycho...
My Flying Thunder God Technique is very sick plus it's genuine
You can never defeat me, even if the years numbered one million
I practically won a Shinobi World War by myself
And here you are challenging me, even though you have bad health
My Flying Thunder God will own, My Rasangan will pwn,
Out of us, I'm the Best-known, so you're about to reap what you've sown
I'm the fastest, and Smartest and your fans know it without a doubt
Keep messing with me, and I'll take your Nearly Blind Eyes out!
I see your Hand-signs are quick, You weave'em as if you're slick,
I heard that during life, you became very sick,
You killed your lover, and I bet she was a Trick
No wonder you became sick, You had Infected fanboys on your d**k!
I'm the 4th Hokage, The Yellow Flash, No Ifs, Ands, or Buts
I'm done with my part, So go choke on these Nuts!


*RAP FINISHED*
What did you think? Who do you think won? (I think Itachi won the rap battle, but Minato's was funnier)

*You're not obligated to Flame, so please don't*
 
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Itachi vs Minato Rap Battle!

Ok, just to make this clear, I thought the rap was pretty good regardless if it's real or not, so I decided to do a remix of Itachi's Rap, except this time, I'll make Minato Rap too!

Please enjoy "Itachi VS Minato Rap Battle: Remixed"

Itachi aka The G of the Uchiha Clan
VS
Minato aka The Yellow Rapper of Konaha

ITACHI: Yo! This is me backing up my Fans. Listen up Minato Fanboys!

Here We Go!:
Your son is an idiot, who wants to be the Hokage
That's a fat chance yo, since he's in love with bro Sausgay
You can act Superior, and try to reach my Susanoo's Interior
But since you're Inferior, You won't get pass my Yata Mirror

Your fans still think I can be defeated with Fuinjutsu,
And just like you, they're under my Genjutsu too
You think you can beat just because you beat Tobi?
You just hatin cause you know that I'm the better Shinobi
Oh, so now you think you got me with Wind Style: Rasangan?
I'll light you up quick via Amaterasu from my Mangekyo Sharingan!
I've presented my first rap, So now it's finally your turn
You better make it sick, or the Black Flames will make you burn!
So Minato, you yellow haired prick, married to a Red Headed Chick...
How does it feel to have fans suck your D**k?

Minato:
Naruto was never in love with a criminal name Sasugay,
But don't worry, he'll pay, and get his a$$ whooped someday
I find it funny how you say you're the better Shinobi
And yet you played Servant to that Low-Life name Tobi
Both of us know Better Shinobi is me, cause I'm a True Man
I'm not the one who Murdered my Entire Clan, as Part of my Plan
I gave my life for my Village & Naruto so I'm a True Hero
Yet the brother you let live is running around like a Psycho...
My Flying Thunder God Technique is very sick plus it's genuine
You can never defeat me, even if the years numbered one million
I practically won a Shinobi World War by myself
And here you are challenging me, even though you have bad health
My Flying Thunder God will own, My Rasangan will pwn,
Out of us, I'm the Best-known, so you're about to reap what you've sown
I'm the fastest, and Smartest and your fans know it without a doubt
Keep messing with me, and I'll take your Nearly Blind Eyes out!
I see your Hand-signs are quick, You weave'em as if you're slick,
I heard that during life, you became very sick,
You killed your lover, and I bet she was a Trick
No wonder you became sick, You had Infected fanboys on your d**k!
I'm the 4th Hokage, The Yellow Flash, No Ifs, Ands, or Buts
I'm done with my part, So go choke on these Nuts!


*RAP FINISHED*
What did you think? Who do you think won? (I think Itachi won the rap battle, but Minato's was funnier)

*You're not obligated to Flame, so please don't*

Ooh that was pretty good! + Rep :) But yeah I tend to keep it short so it can fit in with manga pages xd
 
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Hey MInato your a gay SHIT,
You cant beat me even if you are a 30 FEET
come at me and you will taste DEFEAT
i am UCHIHA ITACHI this name cant be BEAT

my SUSANOO's BALLS is harder than YOURS
AMATERASU will make your life WORSE
if i use my taijutsu on you it was like a kick of a HORSE
my FIRE JUTSU's will clean the battle COURSE

so STFU MINATO fan GAYS
the defeat of minato will come in many WAYS
TSUKOYOMI will pawn every RACE
when our battle end people will give me all the PRAISE
 

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Naruto:
yo, straight from Konoha
b*tch, we saying Aloha.
I heard you talking shit about me
WTF? can't you see?
I'm da motha****in V.I.P
I'm even greater than my dad, so6p
even you, b**ch I-TA-CHI
you sayin i'm in love with Sasugay
well here's a news flash, we all know ya doing Kisame
it's good to see a young man and a fish bonding like his it's father
just like i did with your mother
9 months before she gave birth to your brother
when human being are insulting me, i don't mind
but for someone like you to abuse me, the reason i can't find
My bijuu sensei is black, and mah lambo is blue
now GTFO of here b4 i beat the shit out of you
PEACE Nigga.
/End of Rap/
what do you think, i didn't really give attention to naruto's age with the whole him doing itachi's mom part
 
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