Itachi vs Minato Rap Battle!
Ok, just to make this clear, I thought the rap was pretty good regardless if it's real or not, so I decided to do a remix of Itachi's Rap, except this time, I'll make Minato Rap too!
Please enjoy "Itachi VS Minato Rap Battle: Remixed"
Itachi aka The G of the Uchiha Clan
VS
Minato aka The Yellow Rapper of Konaha
ITACHI: Yo! This is me backing up my Fans. Listen up Minato Fanboys!
Here We Go!:
Your son is an idiot, who wants to be the Hokage
That's a fat chance yo, since he's in love with bro Sausgay
You can act Superior, and try to reach my Susanoo's Interior
But since you're Inferior, You won't get pass my Yata Mirror
Your fans still think I can be defeated with Fuinjutsu,
And just like you, they're under my Genjutsu too
You think you can beat just because you beat Tobi?
You just hatin cause you know that I'm the better Shinobi
Oh, so now you think you got me with Wind Style: Rasangan?
I'll light you up quick via Amaterasu from my Mangekyo Sharingan!
I've presented my first rap, So now it's finally your turn
You better make it sick, or the Black Flames will make you burn!
So Minato, you yellow haired prick, married to a Red Headed Chick...
How does it feel to have fans suck your D**k?
Minato:
Naruto was never in love with a criminal name Sasugay,
But don't worry, he'll pay, and get his a$$ whooped someday
I find it funny how you say you're the better Shinobi
And yet you played Servant to that Low-Life name Tobi
Both of us know Better Shinobi is me, cause I'm a True Man
I'm not the one who Murdered my Entire Clan, as Part of my Plan
I gave my life for my Village & Naruto so I'm a True Hero
Yet the brother you let live is running around like a Psycho...
My Flying Thunder God Technique is very sick plus it's genuine
You can never defeat me, even if the years numbered one million
I practically won a Shinobi World War by myself
And here you are challenging me, even though you have bad health
My Flying Thunder God will own, My Rasangan will pwn,
Out of us, I'm the Best-known, so you're about to reap what you've sown
I'm the fastest, and Smartest and your fans know it without a doubt
Keep messing with me, and I'll take your Nearly Blind Eyes out!
I see your Hand-signs are quick, You weave'em as if you're slick,
I heard that during life, you became very sick,
You killed your lover, and I bet she was a Trick
No wonder you became sick, You had Infected fanboys on your d**k!
I'm the 4th Hokage, The Yellow Flash, No Ifs, Ands, or Buts
I'm done with my part, So go choke on these Nuts!
*RAP FINISHED*
What did you think? Who do you think won? (I think Itachi won the rap battle, but Minato's was funnier)
*You're not obligated to Flame, so please don't*