Well see people arent giving me me dirty looks at home since its in a private bathroom and all. I was talking more about public. But yeah i see what youre saying. Not the type of reputation anyone wants.You have a urinal at home?Such a hipster... Anyway I'm just ****in' with you but it's generally advised to wash your hands afterwards. Don't want you to become the notorious poop-eater of NB now, Do I?
It's not manly, it's just stupid.
He should learn to aim, Even children can do it U_U
Off topic but i hate when people give me a dirty look when i dont wash my hands after i pee. Like i dont f*cking piss all over myself. I just use the hand as a guide.
Well first off im not a sweaty f*ck. So there goes your first point. Secondly the farts come out my ass, not my d*ck. Thirdly, i dont prematurely bust my pants throughout the day so scratch that one off to. So yeah, its about as clean as any other part of my body. Lets not forget thse fact that urine is completely sterile. You could drink it if you were so inclined.Yeah, you're only just touching the skin that's been sitting in the humid sweaty environment of your pants all day basting in your farts and rubbing against the fabric that's covered in whatever might dribble out throughout the day. Not unclean at all as long as you don't get fresh pee on your hands.
Well first off im not a sweaty f*ck. So there goes your first point. Secondly the farts come out my ass, not my d*ck. Thirdly, i dont prematurely bust my pants throughout the day so scratch that one off to. So yeah, its about as clean as any other part of my body. Lets not forget thse fact that urine is completely sterile. You could drink it if you were so inclined.
Im not justifying anything actually, just pointing out the ignorant, untrue comments you made.Go ahead and keep justifying your nasty unclean ways.
Off topic but i hate when people give me a dirty look when i dont wash my hands after i pee. Like i dont f*cking piss all over myself. I just use the hand as a guide.
so i have this weird friend, whom i just met like a month or so ago, who likes to pee while standing in the sink of the washroom. He says that he cant control his thing while standing infront of a toilet seat and sprays pee all over the seat, so goes for the sink! O_O When i got to know of it (not to mention that bastard did it in my washroom) i was like " Hey Bro are you alright? maybe you got some serious issues ... " and he was like " Cool bro its manly " and i was like DAFACK !? He says its "Manly" to do so !!! tsk ...
Watcha guys think ? Is he right or should i just stay away from this weirdo before i get inspired XD
Nah, it's cool bro. But he sounds like a total loser when you just said he couldn't control his own penis?
I mean I've totally control over my V. It does whatever I say or want.
Tell it to come fetch my bone.