is peeing in the sink manly ?

[The Silent Killer]

so i have this weird friend, whom i just met like a month or so ago, who likes to pee while standing in the sink of the washroom. He says that he cant control his thing while standing infront of a toilet seat and sprays pee all over the seat, so goes for the sink! O_O When i got to know of it (not to mention that bastard did it in my washroom) i was like " Hey Bro are you alright? maybe you got some serious issues ... " and he was like " Cool bro its manly " and i was like DAFACK !? He says its "Manly" to do so !!! tsk ...

Watcha guys think ? Is he right or should i just stay away from this weirdo before i get inspired XD

 

[Bad Touch Yakushi]

Um...make sure the guy seriously washes that thing...people have to wash their hands and bathe out of that thing.

That's just gross. (This also implies he has a little pecker if he can't control the thing from a distance :')

 

[lol99]

you should become best friends with him

 

[Hejorisama]

He has serious issues. I'd keep one eye open during the night if I were you.

 

[Boltzy]

Wrong section

 

[Space Cowboy]

Off topic but i hate when people give me a dirty look when i dont wash my hands after i pee. Like i don't piss all over myself. I just use the hand as a guide.

 

[Frankenstein]

This thing almost gave me eye cancer.

And...wrong section. This goes to the "Dafuq" Section.

 

[Noni]

so manly that, that most men would think that is weird but...
what would they know they arent men

 

[Hejorisama]

Off topic but i hate when people give me a dirty look when i dont wash my hands after i pee. Like i dont f*cking piss all over myself. I just use the hand as a guide.

But you touch the chain when you flush... That has bacteria all over it amongst other things.

 

[-immortal-]

what has this to do with Peeing all those threads

 

[Space Cowboy]

But you touch the chain when you flush... That has bacteria all over it amongst other things.

Yeah, thats true i guess. But theres more bacteria on your cell phone than an actual toilet seat. And i dont see people rushing to wash their hands after a phone call.

 

[Frankenstein]

Off topic but i hate when people give me a dirty look when i dont wash my hands after i pee. Like i dont f*cking piss all over myself. I just use the hand as a guide.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA that was so funny. Comments like that are going to kill me

 

[N9NETAILSSAGENARUTO]

I say you punch him in the chest for pissing all over your bathroom.
Also thats just nasty

 

[Hejorisama]

Yeah, thats true i guess. But theres more bacteria on your cell phone than an actual toilet seat. And i dont see people rushing to wash their hands after a phone call.

Yeah but... What if someone gets poop on their hands and touches the chain before they wash their hands and you go to touch it afterwards followed up with (for instance) you eating FRIED CHICKEN and LICKING YOUR FINGERS. Have fun eating poop.

 

[Space Cowboy]

Yeah but... What if someone gets poop on their hands and touches the chain before they wash their hands and you go to touch it afterwards followed up with (for instance) you eating FRIED CHICKEN and LICKING YOUR FINGERS. Have fun eating poop.

Yeah but why are they going to take a sh*t in a toilet and then go piss in a urinal? Doesnt make any sense. I use a urinal whenever i pee.

 

[Bad Touch Yakushi]

Yeah, your friend has a tiny one. Not manly at all, bad excuse 0/10

 

[Fountain]

Not “serious issues”, its just bad habits that is all.

 

[Hejorisama]

Yeah but why are they going to take a sh*t in a toilet and then go piss in a urinal? Doesnt make any sense. I use a urinal whenever i pee.

You have a urinal at home? Such a hipster... Anyway I'm kidding but it's generally advised to wash your hands afterwards. Don't want you to become the notorious poop-eater of NB now, Do I?

 

[Frankenstein]

Yeah but... What if someone gets poop on their hands and touches the chain before they wash their hands and you go to touch it afterwards followed up with (for instance) you eating FRIED CHICKEN and LICKING YOUR FINGERS. Have fun eating poop.

I love this thread. I just love it

 

[Fecal Matter]

Its so weird seeing people walk out the toilets without washing their hands

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Tell him to sort that shit out and fast.