Is Orochimaru a Pedophile?

[Bhil]

Well I want people's opinions on this, so discuss.

I went to Urban Dictionary and this is what I found:

A character in the anime/manga series Naruto.
One of the 3 Legendary Sannin of Konoha; his teammates were Tsunade and Jiraiya.
Parents are Voldemort and Michael Jackson. He gets the snake genes from Voldemort, and the molesting genes from MJ. He gives Cursed Hickeys (more commonly known as Cursed Seals) to underage children, and enjoys seducing them.
His current lover is Uchiha Sasuke, whose former lover was Uzumaki Naruto.
His servant/spy, Yakushi Kabuto, is jealous of Sasuke and the rest of Orochimaru's *** slaves (Mitarashi Anko, Kaguya Kimimaro, Tayuya, Sakon, Ukon, Jiroubou, and Kidoumaru), because they have all recieved Cursed Hickeys, and he has not.
Orochimaru's former *** toy, Touji Mizuki, recieved a fake Cursed Hickey, and is emotionally scarred for life.

 

[DarkPhoenix]

no reasoning whatsoever?
do you not even give reasons why you would suspect?

 

[Bhil]

Well he is always recruiting boys and wanting their "bodies".

 

[Samsara]

He wants sasuke's body, enuff said!

 

[DarkPhoenix]

.....
he uses them for experiments??
Anko is a girl......
he has recruits of different ages thats why kabuto has a stock of dead bodies of different ages......
nvm......

 

[Bhil]

Yeah but you see that long tongue, I wonder what's that for >.>

 

[Bhil]

.....
he uses them for experiments??
Anko is a girl......
he has recruits of different ages thats why kabuto has a stock of dead bodies of different ages......
nvm......

He always gathers up children, feels them up (in Kimimaro's case )

 

[Coyote]

Oro is a talented young surgeon who wishes to live forever by joining the

"THE SUPER ADVENTURE CLUB"

and "NAMBLA".



Snakes are manly. (right boys?)

 

[Black Butler]

Oro definately committed statatory rape on sasuke.

 

[Bhil]

I agree McAfeezy

 

[Bhil]

He is a definite Pedo... he took Anko when she was 7-8 Years old (don't know the exact age). But then he dumped her for Kimimaro and Sasuke. Definitely a Pedo... but unsure if he's gay.

 

[Somamaru]

Gay as his tounge is long. So is Kabuto and Sai.

 

[Bhil]

Well he I don't know if he is gay so .... ?

Here Comes Scarface.

 

[ProdigyRokuX]

lol, this is a funny thread....wow, pedophlie talk....

 

[Bhil]

Well to me it's serious, I mean this thread is basically deciding if Oro is a Pedo.

 

[uzumakikenshin]

he must be gay... sasuke learn from him xd

 

[Heavens Blade]

oro is a pedophile but dont think gender matters think he cares more about the chase and once he gets them he does things unspeakable things :kisss:

 

[Bhil]

Thanks for your opinion!

 

[Jack Spicer]

This is funny. Seriously, I think he's not. But all signs point to yes. I wouldn't be surprised at all.

 

[Bhil]

I know everything makes him look Pedo