Invasion!!!

[~Dream~]

Gray and Natsu enters the ship. Gray accidently farts and a alien spots them.

Natsu; You fartface! Why did you have to fart!! This is a S class mission!

Gray; Not my fault!! And at least I don't puke during transportation!

The alien takes out his laser and takes aim towards Natsu's head

Gray; Natsu move, it's a alien!

Natsu; Shit! Sorry

Natsu; Iron Fist of Fire!

Gray; Ice Lance!

 

[Never]

(pmsl)

Sven : -finishes dreaming about food an waves arms around knocking out two aliens- I WANT FOOD!

 

[Bi0hazard]

chartacter: Ari

Weapon: shot gun,hadn gun and two long daggers

appearance:

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[Vex]

Train: damn it Gray, well I guess it can't be helped.

*Train pulls out hades and shoots several aliens*

Train: you guys go ahead, I'll hold them off as long as I can.

 

[Kuroh]

chuck norris moves up the stairs he sees two aliens together

chuck norris: what tha hell are this two ugly things doing

alien: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaw

chuck norris: oh no they are making babies
chuck norris uses his super fist punch both aliens are left dead on the ground then chuck norris grabs the eggs and eats them.
chuck norris: im going to sorvive i need all the proteins i could get

chuck norris:guys im close to the main room should i wait for you guys or take the aliens with my fist

 

[Never]

Sven : I gotit train they need you up there! -machine gun pops out side of brief case and I starts popping Alienbrain-

 

[Kuroh]

Sven : I gotit train they need you up there! -machine gun pops out side of brief case and I starts popping Alienbrain-

thanks now i can eat the brains and get more proteins

 

[Kuroh]

chuck norris walks in a room

chcuk: oh no guys im sorraunded by aliens can someone please help im getting tired my arms are sleeping on me

 

[Vex]

Train: thanks Sven

*Train runs up the stairs hacking and shooting through waves of alien scum.*

Train: Chuck that's nasty lol

*Train keeps on running up and eventually he enters a room. He finds several aliens in their.*

Train: I'm gonna need some back up here guys.

 

[Never]

Sven : Train Use the Multi bullet I gave you!! take them all out at once -shoots his net at a group of aliens catching and trapping them-

 

[AnimeIsPerfection]

Hotaru: *Slices many aliens to pieces with twin daggers. Runs up stairs, following train*

 

[Kuroh]

chuck norris is still waiting for someone to help him

chuck: guys i have been waiting for 20 minutes now my two arms are sleep i can only use my super kicks only

chuck norris kicks two aliens in the head the aliens die but more show up

chuck norris: shit guys i need help and i thought you guys were my comrades

 

[Bi0hazard]

Ari: *makeing her way down the stay in the shadows*

 

[Vex]

Train: Good idea sven!

*Train loads a special bullet into hades, and shoots it. It takes out almost every alien at once. Train then runs towards chuck's screams, when he arrives he sees chuck surrounded. Train starts cutting with one hand, and firing hades with the other.*

Train: didn't I tell you to take a weapon, you're going to be tired after this.

 

[Kuroh]

chuck norris with a disapointing face

chuck norris: did you guys quit on me?

chuck starts crying

chuck norris: please dont tell me you guys went to break and didnt come and help me

 

[Never]

Sven : -runs up to Train to help him- Okay I held them off -starts whacking aliens with case-

 

[Kuroh]

chuck norris: train im sorry i tought my fists would be enough but now i see im to tired please someone save i got kids all over the world

chuck norris with a confused face

chuck norris: well had kids all over the world but still please someone help me

 

[AnimeIsPerfection]

Hotaru: *goes to where chuck norris is and saves him*

 

[Vex]

Train: come on Chuck your supposed to be brave.

*Train gives you a tissue, and at the same time cleaves an alien in half.*

Train: now get up, and help me get into that room... I think it's important.

 

[Kuroh]

chuck norris with a happy face

chuck: you guys are the best now to kick some alien ass