In the bible it says?

[Angelofchaos179]

All I have to say is you have quite the imagination

And i can turn it into a reality...

 

[Awkward Linguist]

You mean a book written by how many people yet its holy.

My bible

Thy saw thy d1ck
Thy bend over and thy shout im still writing it.

That's your opinion. Many Christians and non Christians alike believe that it is a revelation (at least the old testament is), including myself, even though I'm not a Christian. Stop making a mockery of it and find something better to do.

 

[Angelofchaos179]

That's your opinion. Many Christians and non Christians alike believe that it is a revelation (at least the old testament is), including myself, even though I'm not a Christian. Stop making a mockery of it and find something better to do.

Its abook talking about god we humans dont even know if hes real, its like myth pasted on.

And if you affend why are you here?

 

[-immortal-]

i'd have a sock on the floor by my foot
and if someone opened the door, i'd stop sucking my **** and grab the sock and pretend i was trying to put it on



there's a vid of a dude on xvideos taking turns with his girl sucking his own ****

i dont think he's famous though
it was just a "wtf" vid that u stumble upon while browsing xvids

but the furthest i can ever do is kiss the tip
i tried it once and never tried it ever again because it felt weird

How can you even kiss the tip

 

[Punk Hazard]

i'd have a sock on the floor by my foot
and if someone opened the door, i'd stop sucking my **** and grab the sock and pretend i was trying to put it on



there's a vid of a dude on xvideos taking turns with his girl sucking his own ****

i dont think he's famous though
it was just a "wtf" vid that u stumble upon while browsing xvids

but the furthest i can ever do is kiss the tip
i tried it once and never tried it ever again because it felt weird

You're honesty is respectable. I myself never managed to make contact with ma mouth, but oh well.

 

[A$AP Wap]

How can you even kiss the tip

sit on ur bed and pretend you're bending down to pick up a $20 bill

 

[Awkward Linguist]

Its abook talking about god we humans dont even know if hes real, its like myth pasted on.

And if you affend why are you here?

Correction, you don't know if God is real, I and a lot more do. It seems like you're a victim of modern media. You can't see air but it's still there.

"And certainly We have repeated this to them that they may be mindful, but the greater number of men do not consent to aught except denying " Qur'an.

I'm not offended sir, I'm just telling you a thing or two.

 

[-immortal-]

sit on ur bed and pretend you're bending down to pick up a $20 bill

Teacher Tater Thot FTW

I'll mostly not try it tho but thanks anyway XD

 

[Angelofchaos179]

Correction, you don't know if God is real, I and a lot more do. It seems like you're a victim of modern media. You can't see air but it's still there.

"And certainly We have repeated this to them that they may be mindful, but the greater number of men do not consent to aught except denying " Qur'an.

I'm not offended sir, I'm just telling you a thing or two.

But i see air when i fel it.

 

[Songbird Supreme]

The bible also says God doesn't care about gender and yet look at all the people using it to unjustly condemn bi/gay people. Or transgenders even.

The bible contradicts itself and should be taken as seriously as the Harry Potter trilogy.

 

[Awkward Linguist]

But i see air when i fel it.

You feel it, not see it. You can't look at the sun for more than 1 minute with out inflicting serious damage on your eyes, and you want to see God?

"A little knowledge of science makes a man an atheist, but in-depth study makes him a believer in God?"
-Francis Bacon, a famous philosopher

 

[Punk Hazard]

the Harry Potter trilogy.

Ohhh, so close.

 

[Pumpkin Ninja]

i'd have a sock on the floor by my foot
and if someone opened the door, i'd stop sucking my **** and grab the sock and pretend i was trying to put it on



there's a vid of a dude on xvideos taking turns with his girl sucking his own ****

i dont think he's famous though
it was just a "wtf" vid that u stumble upon while browsing xvids

but the furthest i can ever do is kiss the tip
i tried it once and never tried it ever again because it felt weird

That's too gay for me.

 

[Punk Hazard]

That's too gay for me.

It's not gay to suck your own ****. There's nothing you can do with your own **** by yourself that involves no other person that's gay. That's like saying you're gay for beating off or touching your balls for as long as you do while washing them in the shower.

S2G male heterosexuality and masculinity are the most fragile things.

 

[Pumpkin Ninja]

It's not gay to suck your own ****. There's nothing you can do with your own **** by yourself that involves no other person that's gay. That's like saying you're gay for beating off or touching your balls for as long as you do while washing them in the shower.

S2G male heterosexuality and masculinity are the most fragile things.

It's no different from masturbation and giving yourself a handjob, I know, I know. I know all of that but the thought of it makes me feel uncomfortable.

And I agree with the bold, lol.

 

[A$AP Wap]

It's no different from masturbation and giving yourself a handjob, I know, I know. I know all of that but the thought of it makes me feel uncomfortable.

And I agree with the bold, lol.

how is it gay to kiss your own ****
if it's gay to kiss your own ****, then it's gay for girls to lick their fingers after rubbing themselves

and u know damn well it's hot when girls do that because they're exploring their own bodies
so how is it gay to kiss ur own ****?

 

[Punk Hazard]

It's no different from masturbation and giving yourself a handjob, I know, I know. I know all of that but the thought of it makes me feel uncomfortable.

And I agree with the bold, lol.

Then it's uncomfortable, not gay dafuq

how is it gay to kiss your own ****
if it's gay to kiss your own ****, then it's gay for girls to lick their fingers after rubbing themselves

and u know damn well it's hot when girls do that because they're exploring their own bodies
so how is it gay to kiss ur own ****?

Because insecurity.

 

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[GhostProject]

Gonna beat yo ass with a flip flop. I've been playin battleship and GI Joe for the last week I know where you live.

 

[YowYan]

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