In the bible it says?

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i wish i could suck my own ****
 

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Imagine getting caught, u can't say u had an itch then

i'd have a sock on the floor by my foot
and if someone opened the door, i'd stop sucking my **** and grab the sock and pretend i was trying to put it on

You could probably become famous if you post your attempt on vine, but it's your life.

there's a vid of a dude on xvideos taking turns with his girl sucking his own ****

i dont think he's famous though
it was just a "wtf" vid that u stumble upon while browsing xvids

but the furthest i can ever do is kiss the tip
i tried it once and never tried it ever again because it felt weird
 
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This thread xd..
 

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That would be the most logical statement in the bible.
 

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i'd have a sock on the floor by my foot
and if someone opened the door, i'd stop sucking my **** and grab the sock and pretend i was trying to put it on



there's a vid of a dude on xvideos taking turns with his girl sucking his own ****

i dont think he's famous though
it was just a "wtf" vid that u stumble upon while browsing xvids

but the furthest i can ever do is kiss the tip
i tried it once and never tried it ever again because it felt weird

leeeeeeeeeeeeel
 

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why, dude?

imagine the situations.

like, imagine u are getting a bj from a thot or ur gf
and ur girl isn't sucking it right

u could be like "god damn it! u dont know how to suck dck for shit!" and push her head off your **** and then start giving yourself a bj and tell her "THIS IS HOW U DO IT" and then when u get tired, let her finish u off after she's learned from the master
 

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imagine the situations.

like, imagine u are getting a bj from a thot or ur gf
and ur girl isn't sucking it right

u could be like "god damn it! u dont know how to suck dck for shit!" and push her head off your **** and then start giving yourself a bj and tell her "THIS IS HOW U DO IT" and then when u get tired, let her finish u off after she's learned from the master

All I have to say is you have quite the imagination
 

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Disrespecting a holy book for attention, I see.

You mean a book written by how many people yet its holy.

My bible

Thy saw thy d1ck
Thy bend over and thy shout im still writing it.
 
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