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[Sai..]

Hi, I represent Ishida, a pathetic 2-man social whose main purpose is espionage, espionage, espionage and other certain whatnots. Ever since our multi-SOTW award winning scumbag, YaminoSoul died of severe food poisoning, things have been quite hard for us, the chores have quadrupled in number and the wolves haven't stopped sacking our garbage cans... and we were also molested by our Uncle Jerry.

Anyways, now, to discuss the matter at hand, Bibi's slaves and the Squatala Organization.

Yes, we have received reliable words from a reliable number of reliable sources reliably, that both organizations are soon going to indulge themselves in a merciless bloody war that'll scour the forums to its furthest reach and change the fate of this once pure land.

Of course, we have no idea of knowing where, when or how.. So we can officially declare ourselves...f*cked.

 

[Faceless]

As the other and only member of Ishida, I suggest we gather all the innocent NB villagers and haul ass.

 

[Neutrino00]

LOL, if you joinn Squalata! you can be sure you won't be ******U_U
we will protect you, it is our duty to protect member's of our group who ask for it.U_U

as the other and only member of ishida, i suggest we gather all the innocent nb villagers and haul ass.

lol:d

1) if you join Squalata! we will be sure to protect you, and your services would be appreciated, but if you just decide to remain neutrall, we won't attack you.

 

[Sai..]

As the other and only member of Ishida, I suggest we gather all the innocent NB villagers and haul ass.

And I suggest we say "F*ck the villagers!" and then haul ass.

 

[Mizutoki]

dude u guys are so hilarious

 

[Faceless]

LOL, if you joinn Squalata! you can be sure you won't be ******U_U
we will protect you, it is our duty to protect member's of our group who ask for it.U_U



lol:d

1) if you join Squalata! we will be sure to protect you, and your services would be appreciated, but if you just decide to remain neutrall, we won't attack you.

Appreciate your utmost concern, but we'll respectfully... decline and just remain neutral... and stay f*cked.

 

[Neutrino00]

ok we won't attack you as we have no provocation, will not try to harm you(unless you decide to join BiBi and her slaves) in which case you will be destroyedU_U

 

[Faceless]

And I suggest we say "F*ck the villagers!" and then haul ass.

Hmm, all valid ideas. BUT! I may have a better soultion to our problems: I suggest since we're spies right? We sabotage Bibi's private lounge and graffitti "Squatala for life!" on the left wall, while on the other hand, we steal TOBI's precious cookies and hide them in Hellsbadass' boxer drawers. Then we slowly seclude ourselves and haul ass.

 

[Sai..]

Hmm, all valid ideas. BUT! I may have a better soultion to our problems: I suggest since we're spies right? We sabotage Bibi's private lounge and graffitti "Squatala for life!" on the left wall, while on the other hand, we steal TOBI's precious cookies and hide them in Hellsbadass' boxer drawers. Then we slowly seclude ourselves and haul ass.

WTF?! How the hell is that gonna solve our problems?

 

[Neutrino00]

if you do the graffitti, and don't steal the cookies, we will protect you, and also give you some cookies as a reward

 

[Sai..]

ok we won't attack you as we have no provocation, will not try to harm you(unless you decide to join BiBi and her slaves) in which case you will be destroyedU_U

Thanks. And we will continue to spy on them for you and you for them.

 

[Neutrino00]

Thanks. And we will continue to spy on them for you and you for them.

well you won't be able to get any information, but the information you may or may not gather will be very apreciatedU_U

 

[Faceless]

if you do the graffitti, and don't steal the cookies, we will protect you, and also give you some cookies as a reward

Too late for that now, we're already stealing the cookies as we speak and also simultaneously graffitting Bibi's left wall AT THE SAME TIME.

 

[Bianca]

WTF?! How the hell is that gonna solve our problems?

lmfao!

 

[Faceless]

WTF?! How the hell is that gonna solve our problems?

Think about it! If they kill each other now... there wouldn't be any more members left by then! At this point, we'd have solved the 'saving the villagers' part cause heck, there won't be ANYMORE villagers left by the end of the pointless war!

 

[Neutrino00]

*cookies dissapears and reappears back in the Squalata! base*

 

[Sai..]

Think about it! If they kill each other now... there wouldn't be any more members left by then! At this point, we'd have solved the 'saving the villagers' part cause heck, there won't be ANYMORE villagers left by the end of the pointless war!

My god... I think... you're ON TO SOMETHING!

 

[Neutrino00]

Think about it! If they kill each other now... there wouldn't be any more members left by then! At this point, we'd have solved the 'saving the villagers' part cause heck, there won't be ANYMORE villagers left by the end of the pointless war!

this war is kind of like the american civil war, where the north yankees(Squalata!) fought against the south confederates(BiBi/BiBi's Slaves) which was about the north guys not liking how the south guys supported slavery, and in the end, the yankees won, just like how Squalata! will win in the end.

 

[Faceless]

*cookies dissapears and reappears back in the Squalata! base*

Aww... It's a good thing I prepared these fake ones that look EXACTLY like the originals. xD

 

[Neutrino00]

lol, you mean those fake ones which you are holding?
i noticed how you said "these" as in the ones you have and not "those" ones which would from your point of veiw be oursXD