I guess if i want something done right, I'll have to do it myself.
:kakashi::Well students, as your new teacher, I have to tell you, you've got a long way to go before you qualify to become ninjas
:naruto: Hey wait! I thought we were already ninjas!
:kakashi: It takes more than some flashy ninja moves and a nametag that says "Hello i'm a ninja" To become a ninja, Naruto.
:naruto: No it doesn't! Thats exactly what it takes!
:kakashi:Well then allow me to prove you wrong, in form of a song
:naruto:It'd better not be too long or ill kick you in the dong!
:kakashi
avid Bowiex3... Ninjas, being trained by me, if you want to pass, you'll listen well. I'm training ninjas, to work together now. Put your grudges aside, and grab these little bells
:sasuke: Ooh, David Bowie.
:sakura: David Bowie
:naruto
avid Bowiex2 SAMA-SENPAI-SAN
:kakashi: It's the terror of knowing, That this show's got no class, Hearing a ninja cry
:naruto:: "That's my ass!"
:sakura:How is sasuke breathing fire?
I think i hear ninjas, Ninjas in the trees
:sasuke:: I've always hated Vanilla ice, He is too happy sounding
:naruto::Holy crap sasuke! I think you just killed 1970's Experimental cloud rock sensation, David Bowie!
:kakashi: NOTHING CAN KILL DAVID BOWIE!
:naruto:Zombie ninja david bowie is my sensei, This is the best day ever!
:kakashi:By the way sasuke, theres something you should know.. Im not David Bowie
:sakura::running around, Sasukes heads on the floor!, I help him out, but still im the girl he ignores
:kakashi:Im not david bowie
Not david bowie
I'm not bowie
Bowie!
:naruto: Shadow clone jutsu!
:kakashi:Oh sweet jumping crap! Kawarimi No Jutsu!
:naruto:Holy Shit he stole my body!
:kakashi: It's the terror of knowing, that these ninjas are clowns, watching naruto scream
:naruto: "let me down!"
Im so hungry i could die, die, die!
:kakashi:You are all worthless, So you each fail...
The three of you, will be removed from the program, You tried your best but it didn't work
:naruto:But david bowie-sensei that is really mean! we're a bitchin ninja TEAM!
:kakashi:Bowiex5 I have already said that im not david bowie
:naruto:Why cant you give us, one more chance? won't you please give us one more chance?
:naruto: :sasuke: :sakura: Please David Bowie-sama-sensei-senpai-sensei-sama-senpai-sama!
:kakashi:I told you i'm not david bowie and i wanted you to care for your ninja brethren
:naruto:Okay, we'll fight for eachother and change it so we're caring about ourselves. Give us one last chance!
:kakashi:Okay, You advance!(*Thumbs up*)
Iruku:I like One Piece~!
:kakashi
avid Bowiex2
:naruto:: Wait come back! you forgot me! (Bowie) Im the pivotal character! Pivotal I tell you! Come back Bowie sensei! come back Sakura!Come back Sasuke!i love you! oh well, im sure they will come back once they realize they forgot about me [three and a half days later] They didnt ****ing come back!
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