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Go watch Star Wars I
That'll take care of it
 

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You should forever remain a LOTR virgin.
 

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They're both really good, I suggest you watch them soon.
 

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I get this is a joke thread but if you really haven't checked so far - Tolkien took bible and other historical context from his culture and made a verse of his own. Somewhat in the similar way like Manga artist do in their work. Try it sometimes.

Star Wars - meh. I liked the first movie as a kid, tried some others too but couldn't really get in to it. Probably because I prefer to read than watch or maybe a genre thing. Not sure..
 
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Let Aragorn take your virginity lad.

Gandalf has used his staff too much.

Yeah the Starwars films are cliche and the three "new" one's are extremely poor screenplay imo of the main characters. X'cept Obi-wan i guess.
 

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I could never get into LOTR. I've seen a few Star Wars movies though.
 

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I could never get into LOTR. I've seen a few Star Wars movies though.

Because you are too lazy to read and prefer to watch. :|

Movies killed the books to an extent. Not only they made Gandalf and Frodo look pitiful more than a few times They completely butchered Faramir's character. I wonder if someone should sue them for murder because they couldn't make him more OOC. -_-

Not to mention that stupid love triangle in the Hobbit.. I can go on but you get the picture.
 

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Misleading title threads?!! that's my job! I'm da pro at making those!
 

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Because you are too lazy to read and prefer to watch. :|

Movies killed the books to an extent. Not only they made Gandalf and Frodo look pitiful more than a few times They completely butchered Faramir's character. I wonder if someone should sue them for murder because they couldn't make him more OOC. -_-

Not to mention that stupid love triangle in the Hobbit.. I can go on but you get the picture.

True that lol.


The only name I'm familiar with is Gandolf lol. But yeah, it sucks when an adaptation changes elements that you love most about the original work.
 

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its a good thing
 

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I've never seen the LOTR trilogy or Star Wars. I'm a LOTR and Star Wars virgin, is that a bad thing?

bro your sig.....you're an office fan? EPIC

also eh star wars is overrated to be honest and lord of the rings is too but the hobbit movies are excellent so I recommend watching them all
 

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True that lol.


The only name I'm familiar with is Gandolf lol. But yeah, it sucks when an adaptation changes elements that you love most about the original work.

I know. You got an honourable mention because of that in questions and suggestions section. U_U :p

Frodo is one of the main characters, the ring bearer. Faramir was a side one but still impressive none the less. He had a student-teacher relationship with Gandalf which estranged him with his father.
 

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I know. You got an honourable mention because of that in questions and suggestions section. U_U :p

Frodo is one of the main characters, the ring bearer. Faramir was a side one but still impressive none the less. He had a student-teacher relationship with Gandalf which estranged him with his father.

lol whatever are you talking about?

I see. Even if I'm an old men by then, I'll read it sometime. Or, maybe I can get someone to periodically come to my grave and read me all the books and manga that I've always wanted to read.
 
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