If you could have 1 Jutsu in real life...

[HiraishinFTG]

FTG for sure.

Maybe kage bunshin to screw with people xd

 

[Hoshi]

Cash style

 

[EDO TENSEl]

Shadow clone. Never go to school

Same, for similar reasons...though I would use it to help me do my research for dissertation faster hehe

 

[Lost Woods Denizen]

I think many of us have spent many an hour thinking about having jutsu. Let's take some time to think of the adverse effects of jutsu.. as in other people discovering your power and becoming hateful in their jealousy. It's this thought that helped me think of the best jutsu to have. Obito's Kamui. Won't get hit, you can go anywhere without a seal.. sounds pretty awesome to me. Growing a tree doesnt sound like it will do much against, say, a nuclear warhead. Does the fact that my eye is a sharingan, and therefore comes with other sharingan treats have anything to do with this decision? Yes, yes it does.

On the other hand, I would like the shadow clone technique, but knowing my personality, none of my clones would want to be the one doing the work either..

 

[Jobrjo]

Amaterasu

Some men just want to watch the world burn.

 

[goldendookie]

a jutsu that makes me know all jutsu

 

[Baka Sennin]

Kamui (in each eye ie both Obito's and Kakashi's)

- intangibility, teleportation without seals, can warp anything I choose to and from dimensions, and copy skills at will with the sharingan.

Kage Bunshin is a close second, having clones do my dirty work while I enjoy life is an amazing prospect. and that clone learning method is brilliant.

 

[JCW]

OBviously shadow clones

 

[chibaku]

thunder god technique

 

[KiraGirl K]

Sexy No Jutsu > take some nice pics > sell them > become rich xd

 

[StraawHat]

Kamui, FTG, M Shadow Clones, regular shadow clones, Rasengan.

 

[chibaku]

chibaku tensei

 

[medal32]

Either the rinnegan or Tobis kamui