I just thought of a really badass thing for Sasuke to do

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Ok so some punk comes out and tries to attack Sasuke while he's wandering in the forest and he dodges the attack. The guy spins around and holds his blade to Sasuke and is like, "ha I know who you are, you apparently saved the world right? But I don't trust you, you killed my friend who was a samurai 12 years ago and now I've come to take your life you sick bastard, I'll show you who a real legendary ninja is punk"

Suddenly the world starts swirling around him as he observes Sasuke's apathetic gaze.

"I-I can't move. What is this?"

A cross appears behind him and he gets nailed to it. The world becomes negative color and the sky red.

"What the **** is this? Some kind of genjutsu?"

Sasuke walks toward him.

"Get away from me you freak!"

Sasuke pulls his arm back and lunges it forward, penetrating the man's chest as he remains nailed to the cross, the blood splatters on Sasuke's face and the man screams in agony. Sasuke tears his heart out.

"AAHHH **** YOU THAT'S MY HEART I HATE YOU"

Sasuke looks up at him, there are tears running down the man's face as he stares and shakes in horror. Sasuke looks down at the heart, and then back and says, "I'm the legendary ninja, not you, eat your heart out." Then shoves the heart into the mans mouth.

Somewhere else in the forest the man's backup team hear's screams. They rush toward them and see their friend twitching on the forest floor, Sasuke is no where to be seen. He uses genjutsu on fodder, no need to kill them.
 
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Did not read
 

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10/10 great prediction!


im afraid for sarada now lol
 

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I think you may have gotten too aroused by this.
 

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It's tsukyomi like Itachi, Sasuke learns to master it and uses it to **** with scrubs who try to mess with him
 

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It's tsukyomi like Itachi, Sasuke learns to master it and uses it to **** with scrubs who try to mess with him

I know that but that is too much on a fodder. Besides I don't believe Sasuke would inflict damage on people he should be apologizing to, seeing he is a good guy now.
 

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I know that but that is too much on a fodder. Besides I don't believe Sasuke would inflict damage on people he should be apologizing to, seeing he is a good guy now.

This guy insulted him though, he needs to represent that Uchiha pride. It takes a person like Naruto to make him apologize, you gotta earn his respect first.
 

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Is it because the thread was something positive about Sasuke?
Yeah because someone holding a blade at Sasuke's body(OP doesn't clarify so it could be neck) is a positive for someone who could keep Mizune at bay with Kenjutsu.

Please learn how to read.
 

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Yeah because someone holding a blade at Sasuke's body(OP doesn't clarify so it could be neck) is a positive for someone who could keep Mizune at bay with Kenjutsu.

Please learn how to read.

If you didn't read then how would you have known what he said? You claimed to not have read,based on that,anyone would assume you just read the title,and posted your comment about not reading the OP cause you didn't like the title.
 
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I'm half sleep and don't feel like reading all that so could you sum it up for me?
 

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Yeah because someone holding a blade at Sasuke's body(OP doesn't clarify so it could be neck) is a positive for someone who could keep Mizune at bay with Kenjutsu.

Please learn how to read.

Sasuke's showed him who's boss though, he didn't get away without a punishment, it wasn't like the guy ever had a chance
 

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If you didn't read then how would you have known what he said? You claimed to not have read,based on that,anyone would assume you just read the title,and posted your comment about not reading the OP cause you didn't like the title.
Aww who is butthurt?
 

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Gets heart ripped out in genjutsu and all he can say is I hate you like a three year old told to go on time out
 
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