[Discussion] I am a human gorilla

[Fair Warning]

I need a way to stop growing hair on my body.

I'm 16 with chest/stomach/thigh/butt hair

I even have hair on my penis


This is really embarrassing but I'm still a lot cooler than you guys so I don't care.

Any ideas to get it to go away for good?

 

[Desanto]

Rub some good ole Bengay on that sucker, it usually does it for me

 

[Kαmi]

Get a knife and start shaving. Works wonders

 

[Funky Tiger]

cut off your penis

 

[Maryeuh]

laser hair removal.
or a sugar wax, it hurts, but a lot less than waxing and it lasts a few months.

and hair on your penis is not cool.

but youre still young. no one is looking at it besides you, i hope!

 

[Fair Warning]

cut off your penis

I'd need a light saber to cut something so thick

 

[Pirate King]

Omg hair on your penis, you freak

 

[Kαmi]

I'd need a light saber to cut something so thick

Just use a chainsaw. I'll warn you, last time I did that, it grew back even stronger than ever. Kinda like a Saiyan actually.

It's confirmed. My Johnson is a Saiyan.

 

[Tantalus Thief]

I'd need a light saber to cut something so thick

Wonder why it's so thick.

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[Rize]

I'm basically you doesn't matter really I'm a year younger than you I only shave my torso.

 

[Joker]

I'd need a light saber to cut something so thick

If by thick you mean virtually non-existant, I approve.
OT: Castrate yourself ( ಠ ͜ʖ ಠ)

 

[Fair Warning]

I'm basically you doesn't matter really I'm a year younger than you I only shave my torso.

The butt is the worst thing, wiping after pooping is like rubbing peanut butter out of a lions mane

 

[Nebula]

Use a tiny pair of scissors.XD

 

[brownbear]

Light yourself on fire. If you let the flames burn long enough you'll have 3rd degree burns and hair will be non existent on you.

 

[Funky Tiger]

I'd need a light saber to cut something so thick

more like a tooth pick am i rite chaps *flies off into the sunset*

 

[KGB Kakuzu]

You are nothing compared to Guillotine Gorilla.

#SamuraiFlamenco

#KingTorture

 

[A$AP Wap]

Ew, dats nasty.

 

[Hunty]

I need a way to stop growing hair on my body.

I'm 16 with chest/stomach/thigh/butt hair

I even have hair on my penis


This is really embarrassing but I'm still a lot cooler than you guys so I don't care.

Any ideas to get it to go away for good?

Why do people like you exist? Please stop existing.

*Walk away*

And I'm the freakin' troll.

 

[Fair Warning]

Why do people like you exist? Please stop existing.

*Walk away*

And I'm the freakin' troll.

Gee that's a little rude

 

[Hunty]

Gee that's a little rude

Don't even start with me, Fair Warning. This is stupid..