[Discussion] I am a human gorilla

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I need a way to stop growing hair on my body.

I'm 16 with chest/stomach/thigh/butt hair

I even have hair on my penis


This is really embarrassing but I'm still a lot cooler than you guys so I don't care.

Any ideas to get it to go away for good?
 

Desanto

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Rub some good ole Bengay on that sucker, it usually does it for me
 

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Get a knife and start shaving. Works wonders
 

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laser hair removal.
or a sugar wax, it hurts, but a lot less than waxing and it lasts a few months.

and hair on your penis is not cool.

but youre still young. no one is looking at it besides you, i hope!
 

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Omg hair on your penis, you freak
 
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I'd need a light saber to cut something so thick

Just use a chainsaw. I'll warn you, last time I did that, it grew back even stronger than ever. Kinda like a Saiyan actually.

It's confirmed. My Johnson is a Saiyan.
 

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I'm basically you doesn't matter really I'm a year younger than you I only shave my torso.
 

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I'm basically you doesn't matter really I'm a year younger than you I only shave my torso.
The butt is the worst thing, wiping after pooping is like rubbing peanut butter out of a lions mane
 

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Use a tiny pair of scissors.XD
 

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Light yourself on fire. If you let the flames burn long enough you'll have 3rd degree burns and hair will be non existent on you.
 

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You are nothing compared to Guillotine Gorilla.

#SamuraiFlamenco

#KingTorture
 

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I need a way to stop growing hair on my body.

I'm 16 with chest/stomach/thigh/butt hair

I even have hair on my penis


This is really embarrassing but I'm still a lot cooler than you guys so I don't care.

Any ideas to get it to go away for good?

Why do people like you exist? Please stop existing.

*Walk away*

And I'm the freakin' troll.
 
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