-Vendetta-
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The title has nothing to do with the story xd
I wrote this for my english class a couple weeks ago and wanted to share it with the world...
Once upon a time, in a village deep in the woods, there was a super-duper-awesomely-awesome knight. His name was Morpheus Danger McAllister III. He wasn't a normal knight though. He didn't have shining armor; in fact, his armor was rusted all over. Instead of a majestic steed, he had a donkey that only had 3 legs. On top of all his pitifullness, he still lived with his mom. Even though he was a pitiful excuse for a human being, he had major skills as a knight. This is the story of him and one epic battle.....
One day, an evil wizard, named Meatloaf Alexander El Toro, wandered into the town. All of the houses in the village were painted red and Meatloaf hated red. He was furious so he started shooting lightning bolts at all the villagers. The villagers were screaming for Morpheus to help them, but he couldn't hear a thing because he was rocking out to some heavy metal in his mom's basement. Exactly 42 minutes later, Meatloaf left the village. Morpheus walked outside after Meatloaf raped the village. He saw a villager and asked what happened and the villager told him. Morpheus swore to avenge the village...
About a week later, Morpheus was eating some mutton with his lady, Madame Lucy Strawberry Martini (Yes, they all have long ridiculous names). They were having a jolly good time until Morpheus sneezed all over her. She was disgusted, and used her mutton to wipe all the snot and debris off of her. Morpheus apologized and continued eating. After a couple minutes, they heard loud bangs behind them. They turned around and saw Meatloaf Setting a house on fire. Morpheus drew his sword and pointed it at Meatloaf.
Morpheus: I will freaking destroy you!!!
Meatloaf laughed wickedly and flew towards the Magic Forest of Magic Mushrooms.
Morpheus: I'm gonna chase him!
Lucy: No, Morpheus, it's too dangerous!
Morpheus turned around and looked at Lucy.
Morpheus: Danger is my middle name...
And he ran into the woods, following Meatloaf...
Morpheus saw Meatloaf, and threw a rock the size of Rhode Island at him. The rock missed and destroyed a mountain. *Epic music begins to play* Meatloaf lands on the ground and summons a sword out of the ground and then ran towards Morpheus. He swung the sword, aiming for his neck. Morpheus raised his right hand and stopped the sword with his pinky. While, Morpheus was holding on to the sword, he raised his left hand and blasted a blast of wind at Meatloaf. Meatloaf flew up into the air and shot 3 fireballs at him. Morpheus spits at the firey death balls of death and extinguishes them. Meatloaf dropped his swords and raised his hands to the sky.A massive Spirit Bomb forms in his hands and throws it at Morpheus.
Meatloaf: Kamehameha!!!
Morpheus: That's a spirit bomb, you dumb motherfu-
The spirit bomb smashes into Morpheus and he is knocked unconscious. Meatloaf laughes and begins tea bagging Morpheus. All of a sudden. Lucy pops out of nowhere and kicks Meatloaf in the crotch. Meatloaf falls over and dies. Lucy picks Morpheus up and carries him back to the village.
They get back to the village and everyone is standing in the center of it.
Lucy: Meatloaf got pwned!!!!!
Everyone cheered and partied and got drunk.
And they all lived happily ever after...The End
I wrote this for my english class a couple weeks ago and wanted to share it with the world...
Once upon a time, in a village deep in the woods, there was a super-duper-awesomely-awesome knight. His name was Morpheus Danger McAllister III. He wasn't a normal knight though. He didn't have shining armor; in fact, his armor was rusted all over. Instead of a majestic steed, he had a donkey that only had 3 legs. On top of all his pitifullness, he still lived with his mom. Even though he was a pitiful excuse for a human being, he had major skills as a knight. This is the story of him and one epic battle.....
One day, an evil wizard, named Meatloaf Alexander El Toro, wandered into the town. All of the houses in the village were painted red and Meatloaf hated red. He was furious so he started shooting lightning bolts at all the villagers. The villagers were screaming for Morpheus to help them, but he couldn't hear a thing because he was rocking out to some heavy metal in his mom's basement. Exactly 42 minutes later, Meatloaf left the village. Morpheus walked outside after Meatloaf raped the village. He saw a villager and asked what happened and the villager told him. Morpheus swore to avenge the village...
About a week later, Morpheus was eating some mutton with his lady, Madame Lucy Strawberry Martini (Yes, they all have long ridiculous names). They were having a jolly good time until Morpheus sneezed all over her. She was disgusted, and used her mutton to wipe all the snot and debris off of her. Morpheus apologized and continued eating. After a couple minutes, they heard loud bangs behind them. They turned around and saw Meatloaf Setting a house on fire. Morpheus drew his sword and pointed it at Meatloaf.
Morpheus: I will freaking destroy you!!!
Meatloaf laughed wickedly and flew towards the Magic Forest of Magic Mushrooms.
Morpheus: I'm gonna chase him!
Lucy: No, Morpheus, it's too dangerous!
Morpheus turned around and looked at Lucy.
Morpheus: Danger is my middle name...
And he ran into the woods, following Meatloaf...
Morpheus saw Meatloaf, and threw a rock the size of Rhode Island at him. The rock missed and destroyed a mountain. *Epic music begins to play* Meatloaf lands on the ground and summons a sword out of the ground and then ran towards Morpheus. He swung the sword, aiming for his neck. Morpheus raised his right hand and stopped the sword with his pinky. While, Morpheus was holding on to the sword, he raised his left hand and blasted a blast of wind at Meatloaf. Meatloaf flew up into the air and shot 3 fireballs at him. Morpheus spits at the firey death balls of death and extinguishes them. Meatloaf dropped his swords and raised his hands to the sky.A massive Spirit Bomb forms in his hands and throws it at Morpheus.
Meatloaf: Kamehameha!!!
Morpheus: That's a spirit bomb, you dumb motherfu-
The spirit bomb smashes into Morpheus and he is knocked unconscious. Meatloaf laughes and begins tea bagging Morpheus. All of a sudden. Lucy pops out of nowhere and kicks Meatloaf in the crotch. Meatloaf falls over and dies. Lucy picks Morpheus up and carries him back to the village.
They get back to the village and everyone is standing in the center of it.
Lucy: Meatloaf got pwned!!!!!
Everyone cheered and partied and got drunk.
And they all lived happily ever after...The End
