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Bee: I'd rather fight the sharky guy, but I guess you'll do, sparky guy.
Deidara: Sparky?! My art is an explosion! What do you know of art, hmm?!
Deidara created two birds and launched them at Bee. He made a seal. In a puff of smoke, the birds tripled in size and went barreling towards Bee. Bee took out two of his swords. He flowed lightning into them and sliced through the birds. They collapsed, electricty flickering from their body.
Deidara: (He turned them into duds, huh? Hmm, I guess I need to step it up a bit!)
Deidara held his hands up and spewed two large streams of clay towards Bee. The two streams landed in front of Bee and turned into humanoid figures. The figures leapt at Bee. Bee sliced through them, only accomplishing making four figures. He kept slicing. Eventually, he was surrounded by a swarm of figures.
Deidara: (He fell for it.)
The figures leapt on Bee and covered his body.
Bee*as his face was being covered*: (Guess I have to use it...)
The clay covered him, creating a huge clump of clay.
Deidara: Now, have a glimpse of my art!
Deidara created a ball of clay and made a seal. The ball doubled in size and he tossed it towards the clump that trapped Bee. As it got near, it burst open, spewing spiders all around the clump.
Deidara: Hah!
The spiders exploded, encircling the clump in a huge dome of fire.
Kisame: The Eight-tails won't die that easily.
Kakuzu: Isn't he the perfect Jinchuriki?
Kisame: Yeah, why?
Kakuzu: Then why isn't he using his true powers?
Kisame: Just you wait. This guy won't be the type to die easily.
Deidara: Are you doubting me over there? Hmm?!
The fire and smoke cleared, revealing Bee with his version one Beast cloak.
Bee: I have to admit I felt that.
Deidara: You survived? Good I guess. I still need to put on a demonstration of my art!
Bee grinned and launched himself into the air. He used his lariat to rip into the huge bird. Deidara gasped. Bee came through the bird and landed behind Deidara. Just as Deidara turned around, Bee nailed him with the Lariat, breaking his neck.
Kakuzu: Well, this is interesting.
Bee:?!
Bee turned his neck and saw that Deidara had turned to clay.
Bee: Substituiton?
Bee gasped again as a hand burst out of the caly bird and grabbed his ankle. Deidara poked his head out and grinned up at Bee.
Deidara: This is my art! An explosion even stronger than the one before!
On the underside of the clone, another Deidara crept out of the bird.
Deidara: (This is perfect. He attacked the clone, not knowing I used Substitution to switch me and the clone's places. Then I created another clone to grab his ankles. Now all I have to do is create another bird and jump off from this, then to set off the first bird and the clones. A display of art so magnificent as this is rarely seen!)
Deidara opened his palm and a bird came out. It dropped and turned into a large bird in a puff of smoke. Deidara jumped onto the bird and flew off. Still laying on his back, he grinned and made a seal.
Deidara: Hah!!!
The clones and birds exploded, releasing a massive, blinding explosion. Kakuzu, Kisame and Konan were shielding their eyes. Kakuzu glanced up.
Kakuzu: You think he noticed?
Kisame: No, he seems way too happy.
Deidara: Hmm. I did it.
Bee: Did you?
Deidara gasped and turned. Bee stood on a cube near the bird.
Deidara: How did you?!
Bee: Easy. I knew something was gonna go boom, so I gave myself room. I ripped my foot away from the clone and landed on this cube below. I did it to avoid your blast, you didn't know I was that fast?
Deidara: Hmm, I'll take you out with one of my best bombs.
Deidara's palm-mouth opened and a miniature version of him partially came out, the hand's tongue was wrapped around it.
Deidara: Sorry, but you're all going to die! Hmm!
Deidara tossed the clay down. It grew collasal in size, creating a clay sculpture of Deidara that was as big as a building.
Kakuzu: What is that?
Kisame: A bomb that size... Samehada would go crazy for an explosion with such chakra capacity. Then again, it could never handle spicy food.
Kakuzu: If that goes off, I doubt we'll survive.
Konan was looking on in horror.
Deidara: (Now that I'm out of range...)
Deidara hovered over them all. The sculpture landed on the same cube as Bee.
Eight-tails: Bee! That thing is too much for you! You have to wipe it out with the Bomb.
Bee: I know. I'm on it ya know.
Bee started transforming into his Full Beast state when the giant sculpture began to swell.
Kisame: Here it comes.
Kakuzu: So it seems.
The bomb swelled and grew fat. Then, it burst into a grey-ish cloud that quickly faded.
Kisame: Was it a dud?
Kakuzu: I don't know. But I've got a bad feeling.
Deidara: (Got em.) Unless you've got a Dojutsu, you'll never survive this!
Eight-tails: Bee! There's something in you! I can feel another chakra flowing in your body.
Bee: Another chakra, eh?
Eight-tails: Bee, get serious! They're hundreds of them in your body. All of them, bombs I think!
Bee: Bombs, eh?
Eight-tails: Bee!
Bee: I got it handled!
Deidara: Hah!
Kisame/Kakuzu: ?!!!
They looked down and saw that their hands and body were vanishing away into a fine dust.
Deidara: No one survives this jutsu.
Deidara: Sparky?! My art is an explosion! What do you know of art, hmm?!
Deidara created two birds and launched them at Bee. He made a seal. In a puff of smoke, the birds tripled in size and went barreling towards Bee. Bee took out two of his swords. He flowed lightning into them and sliced through the birds. They collapsed, electricty flickering from their body.
Deidara: (He turned them into duds, huh? Hmm, I guess I need to step it up a bit!)
Deidara held his hands up and spewed two large streams of clay towards Bee. The two streams landed in front of Bee and turned into humanoid figures. The figures leapt at Bee. Bee sliced through them, only accomplishing making four figures. He kept slicing. Eventually, he was surrounded by a swarm of figures.
Deidara: (He fell for it.)
The figures leapt on Bee and covered his body.
Bee*as his face was being covered*: (Guess I have to use it...)
The clay covered him, creating a huge clump of clay.
Deidara: Now, have a glimpse of my art!
Deidara created a ball of clay and made a seal. The ball doubled in size and he tossed it towards the clump that trapped Bee. As it got near, it burst open, spewing spiders all around the clump.
Deidara: Hah!
The spiders exploded, encircling the clump in a huge dome of fire.
Kisame: The Eight-tails won't die that easily.
Kakuzu: Isn't he the perfect Jinchuriki?
Kisame: Yeah, why?
Kakuzu: Then why isn't he using his true powers?
Kisame: Just you wait. This guy won't be the type to die easily.
Deidara: Are you doubting me over there? Hmm?!
The fire and smoke cleared, revealing Bee with his version one Beast cloak.
Bee: I have to admit I felt that.
Deidara: You survived? Good I guess. I still need to put on a demonstration of my art!
Bee grinned and launched himself into the air. He used his lariat to rip into the huge bird. Deidara gasped. Bee came through the bird and landed behind Deidara. Just as Deidara turned around, Bee nailed him with the Lariat, breaking his neck.
Kakuzu: Well, this is interesting.
Bee:?!
Bee turned his neck and saw that Deidara had turned to clay.
Bee: Substituiton?
Bee gasped again as a hand burst out of the caly bird and grabbed his ankle. Deidara poked his head out and grinned up at Bee.
Deidara: This is my art! An explosion even stronger than the one before!
On the underside of the clone, another Deidara crept out of the bird.
Deidara: (This is perfect. He attacked the clone, not knowing I used Substitution to switch me and the clone's places. Then I created another clone to grab his ankles. Now all I have to do is create another bird and jump off from this, then to set off the first bird and the clones. A display of art so magnificent as this is rarely seen!)
Deidara opened his palm and a bird came out. It dropped and turned into a large bird in a puff of smoke. Deidara jumped onto the bird and flew off. Still laying on his back, he grinned and made a seal.
Deidara: Hah!!!
The clones and birds exploded, releasing a massive, blinding explosion. Kakuzu, Kisame and Konan were shielding their eyes. Kakuzu glanced up.
Kakuzu: You think he noticed?
Kisame: No, he seems way too happy.
Deidara: Hmm. I did it.
Bee: Did you?
Deidara gasped and turned. Bee stood on a cube near the bird.
Deidara: How did you?!
Bee: Easy. I knew something was gonna go boom, so I gave myself room. I ripped my foot away from the clone and landed on this cube below. I did it to avoid your blast, you didn't know I was that fast?
Deidara: Hmm, I'll take you out with one of my best bombs.
Deidara's palm-mouth opened and a miniature version of him partially came out, the hand's tongue was wrapped around it.
Deidara: Sorry, but you're all going to die! Hmm!
Deidara tossed the clay down. It grew collasal in size, creating a clay sculpture of Deidara that was as big as a building.
Kakuzu: What is that?
Kisame: A bomb that size... Samehada would go crazy for an explosion with such chakra capacity. Then again, it could never handle spicy food.
Kakuzu: If that goes off, I doubt we'll survive.
Konan was looking on in horror.
Deidara: (Now that I'm out of range...)
Deidara hovered over them all. The sculpture landed on the same cube as Bee.
Eight-tails: Bee! That thing is too much for you! You have to wipe it out with the Bomb.
Bee: I know. I'm on it ya know.
Bee started transforming into his Full Beast state when the giant sculpture began to swell.
Kisame: Here it comes.
Kakuzu: So it seems.
The bomb swelled and grew fat. Then, it burst into a grey-ish cloud that quickly faded.
Kisame: Was it a dud?
Kakuzu: I don't know. But I've got a bad feeling.
Deidara: (Got em.) Unless you've got a Dojutsu, you'll never survive this!
Eight-tails: Bee! There's something in you! I can feel another chakra flowing in your body.
Bee: Another chakra, eh?
Eight-tails: Bee, get serious! They're hundreds of them in your body. All of them, bombs I think!
Bee: Bombs, eh?
Eight-tails: Bee!
Bee: I got it handled!
Deidara: Hah!
Kisame/Kakuzu: ?!!!
They looked down and saw that their hands and body were vanishing away into a fine dust.
Deidara: No one survives this jutsu.