Serious:
He could always tell him that he's going to make a jutsu that kills him, so if he wants to live a little longer he'd better do as Naruto says.
I also bet that the Kyuubi didn't know that Naruto is the son of Minato who put the Kyuubi in the cage. That'll piss him off, but probably get Naruto more respect. Also, show up in the subconsciousness in sage mode demanding answers. I'd like to see those sage/Kyuubi eyes on a regular basis personally.
Naruto initially got respect by demanding rent, so he could increase the rent.
I don't think that Killerbee will have too much to say, but it would be cool if the two Bijou could talk to each other. I'd be kind of bored if Naruto trained with killerbee. If they do, then be certain Kisame will show up and interrupt training as happens every time Naruto trains.
Not serious:
If none of those work, Naruto should either stab him in the face with a kunei, use sexy harem no jutsu, try book reading session no jutsu, or summon Chuck Norris no jutsu,.
Chuck Norris is so tough he destroyed the periodic table of elements because he only believes in the element of surprise.
Surpise Rasenshuriken (SRS)